My Glock just jammed. Is there a quick way to fix this? I'm

Tap. Rack. Assess

Anon suicide isn't the answer.

>>33257487
finish jacking off then tend to your firearm

Russian Roulette with a Glock isn't always fatal

>>33257487
cum on it

>>33257585
Semen is natures lube

Drunkenly playing William Tell with your wife?

Tell us anon we're all curious.

Slam it against a wall really hard, the hard plastics it's made of can actually absorb the shock and temporally expand.

>>33257487
stale pasta

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>copy pasta

>>33257487
that carpet..

>>33257487
have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

>>33257487
slam your dick into it

>>33257487
>take it to local guns store
>trade it in for a in store credit
>buy a real gun
>don't be a Glawkbro

>>33257487
Glock is dead. Might as well throw it away now.

>>33257487
jam a long ass nail down the barrel and hit it with a hammer

>>33257487
This is why take a assault rifle for a school shooting

>>33257487
Forget about your glock run before the swat team shows up

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>>33257487

>>33257487
>old pasta is old.
G8 b8 m8 I r8 /thread

>>33257487
Should have picked a school where they teach these things

>>33257487
Buy something other than a glock, that's how you fix it.

>>33257668
If that is how you say this exact thread has been posted before, then this.