Guys I'm sorry but I can't fucking handle it anymore

Do you want to be a desert dwelling faggot living in a cement home in the desert OP?

>>33238190

>tfw I'm a desert dwelling faggot living in a cement home in the desert, but I'm still not Ian

I'm even in Tucson. What am I doing wrong?

>>33235767

I loved the part when he just went into a place in the middle of almost nowhere and just put a bunker in there and the explanation for it.

He is living the neet dream by making a living with his hobies.

>ywn finger fuck unicorn guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_av1zBdnxXY

>>33238211
Not getting boofed by the other guy.

>>33238338

But I am getting boofed by the other guy(s).

>>33238115

MUH

MUHFUGGIN

DIK

>>33238229
From what I understand a range in British Columbia recently acquired one and they plan on making it available to the public to rent.

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>>33238229

A friend of mine shot a WA-2000 in 7.5 Swiss
He said it was "as near as makes no difference a fucking laser"
Eternal envy.
>TFW no German meme gun

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>>33238211
He also has aeronautics engineering degree.
Btw he said its not so fun to live in the desert,but it sounded like there are some regrets.

I wish they would take hi-res photos and post sets. I like seeing the guns but hate hearing his whiny voice.

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>>33238211
checked

>>33235767
>ywn have autistic wehraboo friend

>>33235767
I wonder how Ian and Karl would respond to these threads...

>>33240686
They both actively go on /k/.

>>33238423
I actually doubt that though, i mean the barrel isn't even freefloated.

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Ian is such an interesting character. It baffles me how a man like him can even dwell on this plane of existence. Everything about him is so comically intriguing and interesting. He has almost half a million people who autistically follow him as he travels the world and fingerfucks obscure guns, and another 100,000 people that follow him and his nazi friend out in the desert shooting stuff.

I'm unironically thinking of taking an internship at rock island auction to see if I can meet Ian

>>33240698
No, they both KNOW OF /k/. Big difference. They probably came here, saw someone shove a Mauser bolt up their ass, then left forever.

>>33240986
This is absolutely false.

...It was probably a mosin bolt...

>>33241053
kek

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We can not pass the mudtest

>>33235767

I'm not a shill like he is, so of course I'll never be like him.

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>>33241721
t. special needs child

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>>33238115
>2 minutes into "2 gun ACM and chill" and he does this

wat do /k/?

>>33240961
>Schwerer Gustav
>80mm
Make that 80cm

>>33241739

Shut up faggot. He's a person who does a review on a gun that will fuck up multiple times, instead of saying any thing about the issues, he acts like nothing is wrong and the gun is amazing. Sorry if you're to autistic yourself to see that.

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>Ian's flecktarn-clad ass giggling to the recoil of a WA-2000.

There it is guys. Peak sexiness has been reached.

>>33241763
firmly grope his butt

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>>33242549
>gif

>>33240986
kek

>>33235767
>discuss why we can never be him?
What do you mean "can never be him"?

Join the military, get a job at a gun shop, or take a gunsmithing course at a community college.

Get an FFL, work for a while, build up a good reputation, keep a clean criminal record.

Apply for a Class 3 firearms license. If you're an established FFL, it'll be a paperwork hassle, but not otherwise hard.

Move to the desert.

Grow a ponytail.

Start a YouTube channel.

There - now basically, you're him.

>>33240959
>Everything accurate must be free floated.

>>33240961
FUCKING DO IT!!!!!

for our sake.

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>>33238211
not reading enough.

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>>33235767
> tfw I want to make an european historic weapons channel

>>33248835
>https://www.youtube.com/user/capandball

>>33248868
that better not be that wet biscuit, tea sipping nancy boy!

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>>33248868
that's a goooood accent.
fuck the british!

>>33248936
He is from Hungary I believe.

>>33248952
> Hungary
you are correct