Gun store stories thread? Gun store stories thread. I'll

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>goto gunshop
>22 dollar pmags
>125 dollar anderson lowers (used to be 155 during election period)
>meme horse 6920 for 1400
>"""""custom gold plated wasr""""" for 1700
>employee open carries a five Seven and tells me that every other round is a meme
>turn 360 degree and moon walk outta there
Anyone who lives in houston probably knows what lgs I'm talking about

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>>33227174
>looking to buy TLR-1 HL.
>calling around to local shops
>avg price ~160
>call newest local shop
>"we have one for $250, no price matching."

There's making a profit, and then there's just robbing your customers.

>go to LGS
>Packed as usual on a Saturday
>Don't mind it, cool people, nice employees save a couple ex cop/military guys with stick in butt syndrome
>Looking at handguns in counter
>Hear guy complaining about something, turn and watch
>Short black guy in bright red track suit with ugly gf/bm/wife/what ever talking to LGS employee
>Complainibg about not getting gun on time or something, giving employee the business
>Employees' face says he's had about as much crap as he can take, feel bad for him.
>Mr. Track suit continues to whine and be annoying, I stop paying attention and go back to browsing, don't know what became of the situation.
>No cz-75 in stock
>Leave a bit later.

>>33227387
eBay, Amazon and the such carry these things often with free shipping and way lower than a brick and mortar shop.

I bought my TLR-1s for $80 free shipping from eBay, brand new.

I used to work at an ell-gee-ess in 2013, and had previously told my story of how I got fired in Sept.
short version:
>dude wants to buy ~$1100 worth of shit, finally become hasguns
>wants an AR carry handle/rear sight
>store has one, (not priced, not in inventory or computer) owner is gone, but we price him at $60 (comparable prices as online) while a guy in back called up management to clear price
>boss says to price it at $120
>buyer says that's Bullshit, we just quoted him half that
>agree to sell him for $60 and cover difference
>throw in laser bore sighting for free
>kept sale, kept customer and his family, got fired next day
>mfw I was fired for "scamming the business"
>mfw I covered the difference out of pocket

went back only twice since. once to get my final paycheck (lol minimum wage niggerboss) and once for my tax return form.

they are now out of business because I know too many people, I made that place as customer oriented as it was, and I made the most sales because I treated everyone as a potential buyer. I didn't even get commission.

I still chuckle when I hear other people talk about their stories of being ignored unless they seem like they could easily buy the title II shit on display.

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>>33227122
had myself a good kek, sir

>>33227387
Fuck your filename you shit cunt, Lucky Star is fucking great! Unless your on about Tsukasa then ok, she's pretty shit.

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>go to pawn shop with buddy to look at guns
>spot a rare little .22lr pocket pistol
>PK22 for 150 burgerbucks
>handle the pistol and theres a little pitting on the barrel but it just feels so right
>offer the clerk 120 dollars
>were at the counter hashing out the price
>lady walks in with her 20 something son
>kid is absolutle neckbeard
>pokes his fingers against the glass at a Sar arms auto shotgun with spiked muzzle break, tactical stock and foregrip
>hes holding it and the mom starts taking pictures of him possing with it
>he tells his mom he wants it and she doesnt even negotiate the $245
>then she spots a 3rd gen glock 23
>she can obviously hear me getting this guy down on my .22
>she puts the $450 glock on layaway
>her son finger fucking his new shotty as they walk out
>only in FlorDuh

I ended up getting the PK22 for $115 because i shop there a lot and the owner likes me. Pic related

>be yesterday
>looking to get AR15 for $500ish
>hit up two LGS a town over
>M&P sport II $700
>DPMS origie $650
>same price at both stores
>head back to home town
>hit north LGS
>same bullshit prices
>hit central LGS
>better prices but shit company guns
>fugg
>go to south end store
>hate south end store
>shits always overpriced
>walk in
>close the door behind me
>walk the dinosaur
>ask if they've got any AR15s around the five hundo mark
>says sure do
>walks over and grabs sport II
>hands it to me
>$700
>me: "thought you said this was around 500"
>him: "oh it is, around and a little past"
>me: "you from around here?"
>him: "grew up here my whole life"
>me: "now it makes sense how you can't tell the difference between 5 and 7"
>him: .........
>me: "have a day"
>him: ..........
>walk out
>go to lager city and buy ar15 for 500 from the first store I walk into

lol, faggots bought a bunch of inventory because they thought hill shill was getting in. now they've got rifles on shelves they cant sell.

>>33227938
>being poor
>being picky little snob bitch
Pick one

>Walk into store
>Employee doesn't know shit
>Is extremely vocal that he does
>I don't have any intention of walking into a store just to tell anyone I'm smarter than them
>Tells me everything I carefully studied for the past years is shit and that I should buy his overpriced disgusting low quality products instead
>Also throws in the "I was in the military so I know everything better than you for no valid reason"
>Obviously I'm going to make a longer drive and buy from someone who isn't mentally challenged

>>33227988
ARs are pretty cheap now anon, $400 black friday sales were around too. The market is absolutely flooded, and many AR parts are cheap to make.

$500 ARs can be had all day if you are in the right areas, have been since the election.

>>33228081
Not the anon you are replying to, but i have no doubt this is the case. However, >>33227938 states that he doesnt want a 400-500 dollar AR. It seems like he wants a 700-800 quality rifle for the price of a DelTon or lower quality Ruger.

>>33227174
F U L L A R M O R

>go to LGS
>See AR that I like
>Employees are smart and nice
>All of them own this same AR from local company
>But that same AR
>mfw i bought my first gun and it wasnt shit
>Friend buys same AR
Good time

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>>33228120
F I R E A R M S
>mfw even their range charges almost dollar a round

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>order weapon online
>arrives at FFL LGS; tracking confirms
>go in a day later - fucking ghost town
>2 guys behind counter
>thumbs in each others asses, wrist deep
>ask for my gun
>"oh did [guy] call you?"
>nope, just following tracking
>guy goes into back to look
>"uhhh yeah, I dont see it. you'll have to wait for [guy] to call you"
>what do you mean you dont see it?
>"yeah sorry we're just been really busy lately"
>i hear a pin drop as I look around the empty store
>leave
>wait several more days
>get the call and go retrieve my weapon
Was my first experience with that LGS. Was going to buy a fuckton of accessories and ammo from them, but they lost that sale. What is it about working at a gun store that breeds the most worthless of employees?

What ever happened to the "Tales from the Gun Counter" anon that used to make a thread everyother weekend?

I want to know how his verticle ostrich horticulturist endeavors are going.

>go to LGS
>night prior someone tried breaking in, I literally had no ammo
>ask guy at the counter which shotgun shells are best for HD
>he tells me and I asks if they sell them
>he's says yes and I ask for a box
>refuses and I ask wtf
>says he's not going to supply me ammunition to kill with
>tell him it's for fucking home defense
>he says it doesn't matter
>leave and order off SGammo

And that is why I don't support any of my local gun shops, they're all the same.

>>33228387

I know boof is around kinda and he owns a gun store. Might have some decent stories.

>>33228436

>I won't sell you ammunition to kill with
>It's important that you possibly get killed.

>>33227122
>be me
>be too intelligent to own guns but i own them anyway because i'm a red blooded american patriot
>looking at the guns and fingerfucking an SVD and then get overcome with FREEDOM
>i'm about to pay $100 for it until soccer mom walks in wearing a Moms demand Tshirt
>she sees me exchanging EARNED CURRENCY for GOODS and SERVICES then starts chimping out like a COMMIE
>starts yelling about MUH CHILLENS and how i'm a murderer
>PATRIOT MODE ENGAGED
>I get up in soccer mom's face and start axe handing her calling her a COMMIE who's POISON for a FREE COUNTRY like AMERICA
>she chimps out even harder and grabs my SVD and points it at me while pulling the trigger and the guy at the counter just shakes his head and calls the police
>cops show up in about 5 minutes (fucking fast amirite?) and then detain her after they pull the gun from her hands
>me and SWAT gangbang and bukkake her then they arrest her
>guy behind counter laughs and lets me have the gun for free and gives me over 9000 rounds of uranium tipped 7.62x54R for free
That happened.jpg

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>>33227984
lol no. AR15 prices should not be that high retard. sorry about you overspending

>>33227988
>current market price
>poor
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>33228107
i bought a Palmetto State Armory rifle with the FN CHF 1/7 CL 16" AR yesterday for $500. The prices are out there if you're patient enough.

not my fault everyone has shit prices

>>33228483
kek

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>>33227122

>purchase rifle online
>live in the middle of nowhere, so only have one gun store to ship it to
>seller is friendly and gives me his FFL info via email to hand to gun store
>hand it to gun store
>old lady who runs the shop just give me a blank stare
>apparently they will only accept the info from the seller himself, and only via fax because "it prints a receipt so it's more secure than email"
>the fuck
>tell seller of this, he asks me who uses fax in the 21st century
>eventually have to yell at gun store to do their damn job and just send it via email
>one guy I know at the store does it for me
>~1 week rolls by
>gun arrives
>angry old lady won't give it to me "until it's cataloged in the system and that takes up to 24 hours"
>come back exactly 24 hours later
>still not done
>friend comes again and hands me the gun, does the paperwork, etc.
>friend later tells me she was being a whiny cunt because I made her use email (which she hates for reasons) and because I had previously mentioned her prices were absurd a few months back
>mfw the old crone somehow held a grudge against me because I told her 50 cents per round for 223 or 7.62x39 is absurd
>mfw the old crone was selling a USED mini14 for $1,000

And that's why I don't shop locally.

>>33228301
>>33228120
Just go to fountain like the rest of us.

And if you want to see some REALLY crazy prices, check out collectors.

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>traveling around to local shops looking for a USP 45
>go in to pawn shop which is pretty much half gun shop
>see used USP 45 on the handgun wall
>decent amount of wear
>no box
>only comes with 1 10-round mag
>$900
>lolnope.jpeg

Most of my LGSs are decent though.

>>33227122
>work for big-box "sporting goods" store, gun/fishing/bow/kayaking/swimming/camping/hiking department
>affluent part of city, ~90% white ~5% bosnian <2% black
>EY YO JOO GOT DEM GLAWK BOOLITS? shouted by a pack of melanin-enhanced gentlemen from halfway across the store every fucking day
>no
>they walk up and see the 3 shelves completely full of pistol ammo
>sit there staring at shelves and shelves full of 9, .40, .357sig, and .45 for 10 minutes
>EY HOMIE WHICH WONNA DEEZ GON FIT MY GLAWK? at volumes reserved for shouting mountain to mountain or hard rock concerts
>none of them
The blacks seriously will drive 30 minutes down here just to steal and harrass people.

>same place
>groups of 20-30 teenagers (14-16yo) come in in middle of school day during school hours
>immediately scatter like roaches and begin completely destroying the store (throwing frisbees, slinging lacrosse balls across the store as hard as they can, pushing over racks of clothes, etc)
>every single fucking day they steal at least 1 pellet pistol or airsoft gun
>have been shot by my own merchandise 3 times
Laid one of them out with a hockey stick after he charged the gun counter swinging it like a fantasy axe, he tried to hurdle the glass counter, ate shit, and knocked himself stupid on the gun locking arms.

I seriously don't get paid enough for this shit.

>>33228373
While I'm neither familiar with american gun stores nor defending those guys, but there's often a shitload of work behind the counter, especially if they just got a new shipment of goods.

>>33228668
Not really.
>get shipment via UPS
>open bound book
>enter serial numbers into bound book
>(optional) open each box to verify serial to receiver and check condition, especially with remington to make sure they're not rusted to fuck
>stick backstock in backstock room
>maybe put 3-5 guns on display
With the average shipment of under 20 guns it takes less than a half hour every day for 1 person to do.

>>33228483
Thanks anon, I had a good chuckle, that swat part was unexpected.

>>33228483
I hope you wrapped up for the gangbang anon. Liberalism is a sexually transmitable disease

>>33228301
Yeah fuck those guys. The owner treats his employees like trash too I've noticed.

>>33228483
I was on the SWAT team. Can confirm this happened.

>>33228688
Ah okay, for our store it's more than just guns. We also have to take inventory of all the other stuff that's arrived, because of our fancy electronic inventory system. Then you have to put all that shit on the shelves.
But yeah when it's just 20 guns it's fast. Whoever is unlucky enough to end up with this task here is usually doing it all day long, because of all the ammo and assorted small stuff.

>>33228436
>things that never happened

>>33228436
I had a guy sell me a box of Tula 7.62x39 for $20.00 back when I didn't know any better.

>>33228772
Yeah truck day can be a bit hectic but that's usually only once or twice a week and usually is at least a +1 on employees.

Our biggest freight day still only took about 4 hours to put away and we go in an hour before we open so the majority of the crap is off the sales floor before the first customer ever arrives. And it was probably 25 pallets worth of shit.

Either you work in an absolutely enormous store or you've got some really really lazy workers.

>>33228801
I definitely wouldn't call it enormous, but we're definitely bigger than the average hole in the wall store.
The most time consuming part is taking inventory, tagging all the stuff and putting it on the shelves. Though I have to admit "all day" was a bit over the top, but it's usually several hours for one guy.

>2 years ago junior in highschool
>Neighbor (lives to houses down) is top tier bro (we also watch his house when he goes out of town
>Likes to fuck with the people in between us because they're asses
>Express interest in shooting
>Tells my dad he'll take us to the range
>fast forward 2 weekends
>head to funstore/range 20 minutes away
>Place is really nice desu
>Neighbor goes to something so we and my dad wander around
>Eye fuck funs for 10 or so minutes (got a real nice selection and even though its further than our towns funstore has more guns than local
>Looking in the back at the more expensive stuff talking to dad
>Two fudds walk in and are being tards
>Hear them talking about shotguns and they start manhadling it
>Hear him rack it
>getonthefloorwalkthedinosaur.jpeg
>Dude behind handgun counter tells them to get out
>go to range shoot for an hour 2
>dad buys him 2 boxes of ammo and lunch as thanks
>Neighbor bro is pretty much the reason im getting my gun next month

>>33227938
>Thinks he dictates the market

If all the stores by you sell the same gun for the same price, that's what it costs. I don't bitch about how much gas costs compared to somewhere else

>>33227174
My dad frequents there but only because his barber and Prince burger are in the same parking lot. One stop shopping for him.

A few boring stories:

>Discover gun store near my first girlfriend's place
>Walk in
>"Hey, do you know anything about computers?"
>Fix store's printer and laptop
>He gives me ammo, cleaning kit, and a free transfer on the Sig P6 I ordered (my first handgun)
>We hang out shooting the shit every few weeks
>Died from emphysema a few years ago
>Wish I'd accepted his offer to trade a rifle for a used laptop I had

>Waiting in line at LGS
>Chubby Asian girl waiting too
>I ask what she's there for
>Says she wants a shotgun
>Some fat middle aged white guy turns around and asks what kind of convenience store she owns
>She gives him the Costanza look and explains it's for HD

>Go to gun store with rental range to try a couple guns
>Dude behind counter is looking at bikini photos on his laptop
>Doesn't make me sign waiver or ask for ID (required by store policy, I later learn)
>Hands me a Sig P226 and a Ruger MkIII, dripping with oil
>Sig won't lock into battery half the time
>Ruger light strikes the primers
>Two guys and two girls walk into range, rent Walther .22
>They're hooting and hollering, shooting at a target ~6' away
>Hitting floor, hitting ceiling, not hitting target
>Turn 365 degrees and walk out of store while counter guy is still on his laptop

>>33228216
is this even real? never in my life have i ever heard of something like this

I once bought a box of 20 .303 british for $40 bucks from big 5.

the shame I feel is real.

>>33229230
Seems to be a rare occurrence

>>33227984
>Buying an entry level AR for over 500, let alone 600
>being retarded with your money
Pick two

>>33229181
>asian
>asks what convenience store she owns
was he being a cheeky cunt or just regular racist?

>>33229230
There are indeed rare, non-retarded gun stores. To be honest, Turner's Outdoorsman is a chain but not bad in my experience. Also in LA there is "Guns Direct" which is pretty decent.

>>33228609
Or go to Texian on westheimer and never go to another lgs ever again. Those guys are equal parts really rad and willing to make deals and inform.

I've yet to meet a bad opinion with or about them

>>33230171

I think he was trying to act like he "understood" her or some shit. Old white guys go nuts when they're around Asians. I went into a bar with an American Korean girl I was dating and this dude turns around and says hello to get in every Asian language he can think of. Then he follows us out of the bar and gives her his business card. In front of me. We both were like "what the fuck."

Girl I'm dating now is Filipino and she says guys will just come up to her and talk about how much they loved the brown whores in Manila back when they were stationed in military bases.

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>>33227122

>>33227122
Why the fuck do I have an erection?

>>33230331
This is a real issue I have as well, my girl is Viet and definitely a hot, so she routinely gets asked out, my favorite way I hear people try and start conversation with her is the standard "what country are you from?" "America, the US, Texas"

>>33227174
Full armor a shit

>>33227387
>Capitalism
There's your problem.
And the worst part is, there are dumb niggers who will pay $250 for them.

I'm fine with a free market, but I'm not okay with Capitalist greed. Most people who defend capitalism don't understand just HOW MUCH of the shit they buy (non-food items) come from China, and the American re-sellers make 100% or more profit when they sell the shit here in America.

I'd rather buy from China directly than give double or more the money to some dumb faggot american who thinks they're a "Entrepreneur".

>be innalgs
>not really looking to buy, but fingerfucking things anyway and drooling over shit
>see employee behind counter pick up an MP22 for another customer
>runs the action to clear it
>drops the bolt, dry fires
>repeats this racking and dryfiring sequence a good 15 times
>on a fucking rimfire
>look at the other guy while the employees back is turned and give my head a slight shake
>guy politely refuses the rifle after looking at it for a minute

there's also the fully fucking tacticool cringe counter guy who does central axis relock drills like he's in a fucking killhouse at the counter
and the cool-ass fudd who hunts moose with a fucking .75 caliber muzzleloader

>>33229160
360 degrees is a full circle. There are 365 days in a year. Also if you turn 360 degrees, you are facing the same way you started. You have to turn 180 degrees to walk out without moon walking

>>33230614
I....don't think that was the post you intended to quote.

>go to lgs
>picking up ar after 10day waiting bs
>see familiar face
>freshman geography teacher
>noshit.jpg
>was a cool ass teacher
>tells me hes picking up an 870

Couple months later him and a bunch of other teachers from my old high school got suspended for making "racist" comments on social media during the "day without immigrants" fiasco and a lot of them voices their support for trump including bro geography teacher. Basically during dwi classes werent overcrowded like they usually are and the remaining students were well behaved and those teachers got punished for saying so.

>>33229090
consumers do dictate the market, retard. if nobody buys at the current prices that are the same everywhere, then the fucking prices drop.

>>33230210
>Texian on westheimer
thanks for the tip anon, looking into these guys for M&P Shield 9mm with safety because I am a meme

>>33231285
Except for gasoline and pharmaceutical drugs.

>>33228436
Normally I would say you're lying, but I've seen some of these mentally challendged clerks pull shit like this irl.

It's honestly amazing how one person can manage to be such a dumb cunt.

>>33231491
>gasoline
the prices at gas stations change 2-3 times intraday, actually.

>another product for which markets are banned
>there's no market to dictate and the consumers aren't the actual users of the goods, who don't actually pay true prices for the goods
wew

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>>33228483
kek

>>33231094
Funny how that happens, I bumped into my childhood bus driver at a FLGS, turns out he's got a bunch a funs.

>>33227174
full armor is good to shoot at,
not so good to buy at

>>33227938
Most places have phones that you can call so you dont have to drive all around town.

>>33228897
You have awful grammar and your story was shit,

>>33230596

https://www.americanhunter.org/articles/2011/7/8/will-dry-firing-damage-rimfire-guns/

>>33228120
>>33229160
>>33230485
>>33232359
>all these houstononians
Meet up when?

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>>33233324

I-I'm from Hutto!

C-Can I come?

>>33234600
You ain't fooling anyone trying to dress like a woman.

>>33234614

Just because I dress pretty doesn't mean I'm trying to fool anyone.

>>33227575
>they are now out of business because I know too many people,

Damn homes, you got some some pull, yo. And now, I don't want "fries with that." Get me my order bitch.

>>33227431
I feel like I don't see CZ 75's mentioned as often as they deserve on this board

>>33230331
>>33230471

This kind of shit ain't just limited to girls. I was born in Kentucky, raised in between Alabama and Georgia, Southern to the core, have withdrawal symptoms when I moved north and have no sweet tea. Cambodian and Laotian background so folks immediately think I'm Thai. Endless stories from older white dudes about their sexual adventures in Thailand with "the purtiest tranny whore you'd ever seen".

Never been to Thailand or even speak basic Thai.

>tfw my dad has an FFL
feels comfy man

The ATF agent who came wasn't really how I expected him to be. He was wearing a polo and khakis. He didn't even kill our dog.

>>33227864
Das a cute lil gun anon, well done.

>>33228387
>mic check

>>33234935

Shit, my Filipino GF was born in NC and keeps complaining she can't get sweet tea in Mass.

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>>33227444
If it's not that much more I buy local to support my fun shops, but some of them price gauge way to hard.

>>33227684
Konata best girl. Was the filename when I downloaded it.

Here is one from last week, not a gun shop, but a pawn shop I work at.
>be inna pawnshop
>work the firearm counter
>guy walks in and starts checking kahjiit's wares
At this point I walk over to him
>"Sir can I help you find anything or would you like to see something?"
>"Yeah, can I see that 1911?"
I look and there is no 1911
>"I'm sorry, where is it? Could you point to it?"
>He points through the glass
>He's pointing at a High Power
>"Sir, that's not a 1911."
He then looks at me with a face of embarrassment
>"Oh, uh, never mind then."
>He leaves
I wasn't trying to embarrass him, I kind of feel bad for some reason.

>>33234701

I'm really happy with mine. It's a pre-B model.

>>33234600
post your face, also you aint b8ing anyone with that lackluster hipline

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>>33235449
way to make those sales, anon.

>>33228076
Karl stop thinking your faggot german shit is that good. Its old relics that were forgotten in time.

>>33228373
Jesus christ you autismo just because its there does not mean its ready for pick up. I hope you are 18 and still learning the world.

>>33234935
I'm Thai and I get mistaken for Filipino all the time. I guess it's sort of understandable, but it's still funny when people start to speak Tagalog with you.

People seem disappointed when I tell them I was born in San Diego, so I just tell them I'm from Thailand. Which works out since I do have a slight accent since I grew up in Thailand. It actually sucks becuase I have an accent in both english and Thai since I moved during my formative years.

>>33232981
Mfw i was in the middle of class and didnt have time to check my grammar

>>33228617
If you ever get rowdy Bosnian kids, threaten to call the police and to get their parents involved. Eastern Euro moms use thin branches to beat the shit out of their kids and on top of that smacking them silly. You'll never have trouble again

t. a brain damaged slav

>>33227122
>go to little hole-in-the-wall mom and pop type of gun shop in liberalville
>walk in, two old timers are shooting the shit, obviously disturbed to see a customer, let alone a youngin like me
>all along the walls are pristine examples of wood and steel guns
>old timer thinks I'm not interested, not knowledgeable of old guns
>I know enough to not sound completely retarded
>I ask firstly about Ithaca model 37's (pre-79, dat slamfire)
>he says no Ithaca
>I ask about model 1897
>nothing
>I notice a browning a5 on the wall, really good shape
>ask to finger
>he lets me, appreciates my taste
>he tells me about a few garands he has in the back
>I ask how much he charges for them
>"well they start at $2600"
>wew
>thank him for his time, tell him I'll be back (I won't be)
>"they START at $2600"

>>33228580
These people are the worst, especially if they act like you're being unreasonable for wanting them to be halfway competent in their job.

>>33228580
Moonlight your own FFL and bury them

>>33230337
Saved thank you.

>at LGS doing a transfer
>guy comes in and is browsing
>comes up to the counter and asks to see a revolver
>inspects it, asks to see a different one
>as soon as it's handed to him, he turns and runs off towards the door
>makes it about two steps before tripping over his own feet
>slams headfirst into a display of ammo boxes
>he threw the revolver in the air while falling and I manage to catch it before it lands
>that's when the owner walks in from picking up lunch for his employees
>I'm standing there holding a revolver
>guy is rolling around on the floor screaming as blood pours out of his head

the ammo box now sits on a shelf behind the counter, with a single tally mark on it

>>33235283
Konata is indeed the best the girl,hands down.

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>>33236729
>the ammo box now sits on a shelf behind the counter, with a single tally mark on it
That's great

>>33228120
>>33228301
>>33229160
>>33227174
>>33230485
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>>33234600
North Houstonfag here. I highly recommend Spectre Firearms and Tomball Pawn and Jewelry. Also, If you haven't been to Thunder Range in Conroe DoItFaggot.jpg.

>go to gun store because i hear they have USP experts
>$950
>cheapest price out here. other places want $1050 or more
>don't know how to haggle
>pay the asking price


seriously i have no fucking clue how to haggle

>>33236886
Offer $850, settle on $900. If they won't come down you walk out or pay their price.

>>33236886
make a reasonable offer, then try to meet half way if denied. Ask for some small freebies. I price whatever I sell like 10% over market in anticipation for haggling and usually throw in some cheap ammo.

>>33229181
>Some fat middle aged white guy turns around and asks what kind of convenience store she owns
I started laughing hard
I'm Chinese so it's okay

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>>33228483
Wow that was incredibly unfunny.

>>33235714
one store here will do transfers but for some reason refuses to transfer from bud's gunshop and a couple other places i forget. $35 but they pull the same shit about waiting a few days after it arrives to call you to pick it up

other place down the street, smaller shop and ass-rape you with $65 ffl transfers but no questions asked and you can basically meet the fedex guy at the shop while its delivered and they had the gun to you with the form and you're out the door in 5 min

>>33228373
>work at LGS
>slammed with checking in transfer shipments
>up to neck in bullshit federal paperwork
>door slams open
>300lb neckbeard sloshes in
>"Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!"
>attempt to understand incoherent ranting
>"Oonyoong koosah feefty hahtoo? Oonah keejoo, nigh!"
>take wild-ass guess that he's after a transfer
>"Did you get a phone call from Jimmy about picking up a transfer?
>lardo slams hand down on counter with sickening splat
>leaves behind a scrap of paper that is now laminated to the glass with a foul smelling goo
>paper contains tracking number
>"I'll see if we've got it, but you might not be able to pick it up unless Jimmy finished the paperwork"
>rummage around in the pile of shipping boxes
>fucking 300 digit tracking numbers
>hear the hambeast gurgling out front
>"Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo."
>fuck this
>"I'm sorry sir, but I didn't see it, and we need to process these in the order they come in. We'll give you a call when it's ready."
>"Sah kootah day. Koos nooma!"
>he grunts his way out of the store

>>33230538

When did commies start thinking they were welcome here? Take your black mask and bong back to /leftypol/.

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>>33237145

I have bad social anxiety at indoor ranges and LGS'.

I don't buy through transfers, only through the gun stores catalog online based on watching hours of reviews. If they don't have it I don't get it because I don't want to come in and buy a gun from another store, it feels shameful.

I also have an EXTREME phobia of taxidermy so I'm stuck at tacticool ranges or outdoor ranges with booth style offices so I can only shoot at 2 places and I can't shoot my AK74 at the indoor one and the outdoor range is only open on weekends not in winter and is an hour away, also my only gun store is 30 minutes away.

My life is miserable.

>>33237404
>phobia of taxidermy

>>33237411
I have no issue with dead animals and I do enjoy hunting, I just don't mount them. The aversion is from the posing I think.

Thankfully I can do 99% of my shopping online and I get my licence from a hardware store..

>>33237145
So how is the weaver on Tatooine?

>>33234600
>perfect thighs
>perfect tummy
>good sized bulge
Cut lines.I know to never stick your dick in crazy but I might just forget.

>>33228483
>Me and the SWAT team are now range buddies and they let me fire all the full auto guns and even bring me on no knock raids if it's a slow day.

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>>33234701
>>33235468
have some CZs friend

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>>33227122
>be me
>Be a student living on his own due to college things
>Pulled a loan for myself
>Family is libtarded and also would not help with college funding
>there is a string of break ins
>Go to gun store
>Since I was raised Libtarded I wanted a gun that was "Not a babbykilling assault weapon:
>Talk about lever guns to employee
>Walk out with a winchester
Fast Forward a couple weeks
>Mom visits
>Sees gun
>In the process of a week my whole family besides from a based uncle disowned me
>Go in and out of the gun store buying guns galore out of pure spite
>The employees know me by name
>They start converting me to progun


I didn't eat for 3 days after buying the Garand

A lot of these guns led to food penalties for me

This was 4 years ago. Pic is what I bought when on the buying spree. I am still a shit shot.

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>>33237530

Man... what I would give for a garand.

However, I don't think my health would be worth it. Thats some pretty poor priorities you had.

>>33237557
I was pissed at my family and my mindset was "They don't like 'gun nuts' I will show them a gun nut."

>>33237530
>I am still a shit shot.
you spent too much on guns and not enough on ammo. a common thing to see on /k/. buy a modern .22 if you dont already have one and practice for pennies on the dollar.

>>33237404
GABE GET OUT REE

>>33237530
I will give you the dedication on buying the garand but God damn man you could have waited a little bit so you wouldn't go hungry.

>>33228611
Same situation:

>visit lgs
>sale
>ayyy 15% off used guns
>USP 9 for less than $700 otd
>looked unfired
>decide to run down the street to a few other places to check pricing
>scandal (gander) mountain
>check used pistol case
>USP 9
>older date of manufacture
>obvious holster wear
>obvious everything wear
>$999.99 plus tax
>n-nooo...
>540 spin off of the glass case
>land right on top of some guys wife picking out .22's
>nothin personal, skrub
>showed her my dick in the parking lot
>go back to lgs
>acquire reasonably priced USP
>go home and eat Finding Dory shaped Mac and cheese

>>33237530
Get something with a detachable box. Jesus.

You simply just can shoot more boo-lets and there is nothing stopping other people from having them.

>>33237602
The implication here is there is another freak spooped by stuffed animals. This makes me feel good senpai.

>>33235253

My sympathies. If you can do one thing, get her some good sweet tea and BBQ.

>>33235725

My formative years spent in the swamps of Georgia and Alabama coast. Folks north of the Mason Dixon line can't understand me for the first few years that I have to live among those bereft of good BBQ and sweet tea.

Still get stares when the ol' Georgia drawl roll off my tongue.

>>33235253

>boil water
>add teabags
>wait til sufficiently brown
>1.5 to 2 cups of sugar per gallon
>tfw when theres only 4 steps and 10 mins to make tea.

>>33237863
This... so much this...

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>>33236716
Np/yw. I think it is funny that people scream it wouldn't work like that, even though it would just be a smaller bolt and spring.

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>>33234701
I just recently got a cz for my first handgun and I love it

>>33230614
Not getting the joke, the post.

>>33227575
Your kind of salesman is a dying breed.
Kudos and good luck.

>>33228436
Uhhh what the fuck

>>33231094
My AP English 4 teacher I had senior year was pretty cool. Met her at a gun show a couple times. Has an archery range inside her house.

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>>33229181
>Asking what convince store she owns