>Daddy, can't we just call an exterminator? I'm

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Damnit Jennifer, I've told you a thousand times why we do it this way, now get back in the house with your mother, it's dark and they mostly come at night, mostly.

>>33205650
>not sending your kid into the attic with a flashlight, knife, and a .22 revolver loaded with rat shot
Pay them $5 for every rat tail they bring back and the problem is solved.

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>>33205650
dear, stop being such a liberal and pass me those bouncing Betties

>>33205650
Shit like this is why your mother left us you little shit

>>33205918

>when you finally get to live out your fantasies of being a quest giver in an RPG

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>>33205918
>that's teh deal, so listen up:
>here is a gallon of potable water and a knife.
>I will close that door when I leave, and I will only return in three weeks.
that's how you get your kids to hunt rats in the attic.

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>>33205650
No. Now fuck off, daddies got some operating to do.

>>33205650
Wow, man. Your daughter's a pussy.

>>33205650
For fuck sakes Jenny, not after what happened to gran gran.

*sniff* not after what happened to gran gran

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>when your legally purchased mcchildslave questions your decision of using Anti Material rounds and explosives to hunt rats, thereby violating the NAP, so you strap a suicide vest to her and send her into the rat lair to negociate a truce, only to blow the entire thing sky high thereby violating the Rat NAP and starting a full scale Species war

>>33205918
That is the best idea ever.

Next tiem I come down to visit my nephews I'm gonna make them do this and make it ten dollars everytime they kill a rodent.

>>33206935
Is your grammar off or something?

Alao it's "time"

You foreign?

>>33206932
>Rat NAP
They'll be napping forever after that

>>33205650
>Claymores for rats.

Sheesh use a spanish windlass or something, don't be a tard.

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>>33207020

>>33207003
I moved to america from germany about a long time ago and I visit my neohews every few months that are one state away from me.

>>33205650
You weren't comfortable when I kidnapped you and told you to start calling me daddy, but you got used to that.

>>33205650
50bmg rat shot is superior for pest extermination. No child of mine would ever deny it

>>33207044
/thread

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Fuck off pedo

>>33205650
>Daddy, can we shitpost on 4chan?

>>33207044
>>33207068
18 - attempted humour. Failed big time. Observe humans. Attempt comedic response later.

>>33207083
Huh... girl goes from annoying to haunting in that way.

>>33205650
shut the fuck up and mine that anthill with C4 like I told you to Katy

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>>33205650
Quiet honey, I've been preparing for this

>>33205918
>>33206935
>when your kid fails to meet the quota of dead rats so you lock them up in the attic and take the extra time out of their pay/food
>ancapmemeball.jpg

>>33205918
My dad did this.
>Anon.
>Yes Dad.
>Go cut weeds (Mutant weeds)
>no.
>gives longsword.
>Deus Vult!

>>33206767
>Took the time before hand to catch the rats and cut off half of the tails before letting them loose again.
>Your kid is in the attic loosing their shit because half the rats have no tails and they need two more tails.

>>33205650
I AM AN EXTERMINATOR

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>>33207159
Sobel operator

>>33205650
Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house.

>>33205650
*Autistic screeching*

>>33205650
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR DOG KENNEL

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baby this is the only way it can be done, you can't trust those kike fuck exterminators they'll milk you out of every penny leaving some critters alive for a re-infestation every time

>now sit here for a minute, I think it's time I told you about the jews

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>>33207020

>>33205918
I seem to recall this happening in Vietnam

>>33214160
>Give you kid some LSD and let them loose in the house.

>>33207215
I never saw the rest of this, what happened to that dude?
Did it work?

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>>33205650

Jennifer...Exterminator will take all our earnings...And the rat still comes no matter how much we pay our hard earned coins to that exterminator..

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>>33205650
No, no, no, no. You see, the jews that run those extermination companies will take all our money and leave the rodents alive. Now, if we kill them now with our explosives we'll get rid of those rats for good.

>>33206783
>kid died of dehydration day 4