>ITT: we name things we'd rather carry than a 1911.

>>33202603
>a dildo
-OP

>>33202603
Honey Badger on a stick.

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All these limes

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A black fetus

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>>33202603
Aids

A gold ingot, so I could buy a bunch of 1911s.

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Lumber

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>>33202641
>spot the 1911 fag
GLOCK OR DIE

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>crushing guilt

>>33202603
Is there something with a similar ergo and aesthetic to the 1911 that's not antiquated as fuck?

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>>33202999
Yes

I'd rather carry a rented dick, you faggot op

>>33202999

I'd say a SIG p238 if we're talking modern, or a Colt Mustang for better aesthetic.

>>33202603
Beretta 92s I got for 280 bucks

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>>33202999
A Glock

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Para 14.45

>>33204138
Got mine when they were $250 last month

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>>33202603

A P238. All the goodness of a 1911 but in a lighter and more compact package.