You are outfitted with a platoon of 100 Abu Hajars, and tasked

>>33181427
>Fort Knox
>having gold
The government blew it on bullshit decades ago tbqhwy

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Operation Grand Slam except with gas harnessed from 100 Abus after a kebab feast. Get the gold out in 3 dozen toyota hilux pickups

Stage a protest march every day, peaceful, no sticks, only cardboard signs.

Every day for years.

Then one day, strap them with the strongest explosives I can find, and send them in like banelings.

>>33181427
suicide bomber attrition

I have 100 Abus to send, each wearing high explosive vest, and each one that completes his mission means one less to share Lincoln's gold with.
The whole thing would get blamed on Muslim terrorism and niggers for stealing shit

>bus Abu to eastern KY instead
>let them get murdered by holler folk
>smoke mountain dope and drink shine with said holler folk
>go back to my home in Lexington
>feel good about myself

I feel like I forgot about something... Oh well, I had too much fun to care

>fail at your task

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I would have one detonate a cobalt bomb at the gates of the facility, contaminating the gold and increasing the relative value of my own gold for several decades

>>33181427
>File: Abu_Hajar_al-Souri.png (1.1 MB, 863x596)
sad part is, that fuck would be considered white in the US.

>>33181427

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE GDAMN MOOSELIMB SHIT POSTS ?

FOAD MOHAMHEAD

>>33181427
but does Abu Hajaar have the rockets for people? I keep reminding him to bring those

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>>33181569
> MFW Western Kentucky no true holler folk

But

> Honorable Mention, Black Patch Tobacco War

>>33181427
>How do you organize the Abu's, and what tactics do you use to accomplish this task?

This is a trick question, you can't organize abu hajar

Can you even call it a platoon? It would be more akin to a force of nature

>>33181427
No communication outside of verbal mouth-mouth

No equipment that cannot be purchased legally

Use a distraction to escape

Don't actually hit fort knox. Fuck that. Spread my Haji's around the country and hit daycare centres to rile up the population and keep the fight going on for another 50 years

>>33183409
Don't ever take responsibility

all the gold is in fort bogdanoff though

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>>33183537
>implying their hoard isn't safely stored in a pocket dimension

>>33181427
>100 Abu Hajars, and tasked with besieging Fort Knox
uhhhhhh

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/agency/army/4cav-bde.htm

>>33181473
>send them in like banelings.

underrated post.

>>33181427
>x100 Abu Hajars
Abu is a nice guy, but he's a walking disaster. Anything involving 100 of him is going to be the very definition of a cluster fuck.

>>33181427
I send them all at once to tactically roll toward the enemy. Due to their proximity with the ground, they are unhittable. Once they're close enough to hit the enemy with their hot brass, it's all over...

>>33181434
Grand Slam was never about getting the gold out, bookfag.