What is the greatest rock ever made, and why is it the Rock 17?

>>33181027
i thought rocks were smooth and featureless.

>>33181045
Og-Pi tried to do a flint knap stippling job and failed colossally.

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Salient Rock is best Rock

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>>33181027
>still using hand-rocks
>not carrying a spear
>laughingberrypickers.cavepaint

>choosing new rock
>meet someone else
>talk about rocks for a while
>start hanging out
>he has cool snow tribe rocks
>look at fight cave paintings and talk about rocks all the time
>go to friends cave one day
>dressed as cavewoman
It not gay if looks like cavewoman, right? It a she-penis

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>>33181027
Why you no buy Rock 19?
Rock 19 best Rock!
I set high score with Rock 19!

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i love classic rock

>>33181112
Berry picker as fuck

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Whats going in here chaps?

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>>33181207
I'm not so sure.

>>33181082
Hand rocks are reliable.
What's gonna happen when your fucking flimsy stick breaks?
Are you going to kiss me?

>>33181207
What the hell is wrong with you man?

Tap, Rock, Bang

>>33181027
what rock is that? looks like some kind of painted chert

>>33181027
That's not a rock you retard, that's a stone.

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>>33181027
We tribe ban attack rocks 15 soon. You rock-nuts do not need hunt 15 animals at once. You shitchiefs need only use one old rock like your father father used to kill big nose horn beast. And if man come to your cave to take your food or make bunga with womans, you make rock sound on wall, and he leave. No need attack rocks 15.

>face i make when you say i not make argue

>>33181236
>stick breaks
Now have 2 stick
Stick win everytime

>>33181581
you not make argue

you think only tribe watchmen need rock?

what happen when boonga in cave?

>>33181045
> Calicuck detected
Enjoy your featureless rock. I'll be enjoying my jagged quartz.

>>33181581
What happen when burntskin tribe come steal woman for snoosnoo? You cry in corner, cavecuck, because you not have good rock for bash skull and save dignity. Go back to picking berries, we not need you in cave.

>>33181689
Tribe watchmen must take down the booga. They can have rock.

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>>33181027
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

>>33181027
Chieftain FeinStone says you don't need high weight assault rocks

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Ugg smart. Ugg use rope to swing and throw rock. Rock now can go far.

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thats not a rock, dude

Rock 20 only rock me trust for taking down polar bear

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>>33181027

Only Grock.

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>>33184016
>Ugg smart.

Maybe in lands to the south past the great salty sea among the dark skin tribes who no use fire or rock. Sling take years to learn and even then, very little stopping power and penetration. Tribe elders employ hunters armed for war with shields. Your rock sling is useless against shield. Only hope you have is quality Grock tip on atlatl spear....

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Zug make axe. Can cut tree and fight berrypickers. Can throw at big nose horn beast. Make bunga with all women because axe do all.

>>33184494
>bunga with woman

She is cave painting not matefu

>>33184016
Chieftess FeinStone no allow pouches of more than 10 rocks. She dumb. She no understand barbarian just wear more pouches!

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I actually googled "Rock 17" because I didn't get the joke at first glance.

Holy fuck this week has taken its toll

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>>33186582
haha I feel you man i have also had a hard week

>>33184248
>implying i don't hide with a bush on my head and hit your warriors in the head while they aren't looking

>>33184016
>have to use rope AND rock

fool, when you put new rock in string I bash you with rock. me win because more simple. enjoy useless string when you brain on the ground