>be at work >sometimes see people open carry >majority

>>33176615
>shitting around walmart
>friend and I are CCing
>get accosted by some crackwhore asking for money for her baby
>she's 4 feet from us in an aisle
>friend puts his hand on his pistol the minute the woman starts talking at us
>doing Chris Pratt hand motions like she's a velociraptor
>he starts getting all spergy until he convinces her to fuck off
You never know someone until you see them in public I guess.

>>33176833
Your friend acts like a cop.

>>33176833
Did you chew him out for it?

>>33177092
>Did you chew him out for handling the situation perfectly without taking an unnecessary risks?
Kill you are self, Shaniqua.

>>33176833
Your friend thinks he's a cop

>>33177229
>putting your hand on your gun and waving your other hand frantically like an autistic person because someone walked up and spoke to you

>>33177245

What's it like not having reading comprehension?

>waving your other hand frantically like an autistic person because someone walked up and spoke to you
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>>33176833
>doing Chris Pratt hand motions like she's a velociraptor
>she's

>>33177245
>Signaling that you are concealing a weapon before there is a clear threat.
>Revealing your power level for no reason

sometimes I put my hand around my waist at 2 or 3 o clock position for no reason and I get self aware about how it may look like I am reaching for my carry piece.

problem is, I don't actually carry nor nor am I trying to pretend I do, it's just a natural motion for me I guess

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>>33176615
>Be cleaning rental property yard in white-trash-land mill village.
>Crack head shuffling down street ahead
>Cracking out, obviously tweaking
>Comes over to me raking leaves
>Says a bunch of unintelligible shit, I stand behind short chainlink fence and nod like I can understand him.
>Begins going through garbage can that's on the road
>I don"t give a fuck dude
>Go back to racking
>Look up and crackhead is fucking 2 feet from the fence and acting like hes trying to get the drop on me while he runs his hand down the back of his pants repeatedly and keeps moving around.
>Halfway pull out Beretta 96 and just stand there with my hand on it while I keep turning so I'm facing him.
>He keeps talking about how hes going to rent the house, lamo ok dude.
>Says hes going to go inside the house.
>Take gun out of pocket, tell him to fuck off or I'm calling the cops.
>Sees gun, rabidly cracks backwards back onto the street
>He cracks away into the distance.
>See him trying to steal from the directv van a few minutes later.

All in all I should have shot that fucking crackhead as a form of community service.
Fucking heart was pounding and felt like I was going to pass out the whole time bc I thought I was about to get bum rushed by this guy and be forced to shoot him.

At least it was white trash and not the ghetto.

>>33179272
>See him trying to steal from the directv van a few minutes later.

Kek'd.

>>33179272
I find that most crackheads are harmless in their dormant state. You just cant let them out of your sight when they're around.

>>33179272
>Beretta 96
>Pocket carry
That's a big pocket.

>I should have shot that fucking crackhead as a form of community service
Oh Anon. You know he was just getting his life together and on his way to church to pick up a scholarship for his sick little brother, right?

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>>33179272
>>He cracks away into the distance.

>>33176833
>>33176875
>>33177092
>>33177229
>>33177244
>>33177245
>>33177245
>>33177386

One of two things happened here.

You friend either bladed too much or not enough.

>>33176615
sounds kind of like my day today, OP
>go run some errands with my son
>checking one store out and for some reason I feel my holster slipping
>try to adjust it without removing it
>not working, still digging into my hip
>notice employee staring at me
>looks like he's about to piss himself
>leave shop before he tries to say something

>>33179428

We had one where I used to work. Would come in the store all the time at night. Lady. Cracked and meth'd out of her mind. She'd just dance around until closing and go home, or we'd have to call the cops to give her a ride home.

See her sometimes standing on the corner in nigger town trying to get someone to fuck her for cash.

>>33180768
I carry a sticky at 2:00 and it looks like im aggressively adjusting my groin when im sliding it back up. I need to wear a belt more often.

>>33180826
I only run into them when im skating and just tell them to fuck off when they ask for shit. I actually called the cops FOR a crackhead when he witnessed some dude slapping his woman around. Cops asked my name and a dsl loading sound went off in my head as i processed the fact that i was skating on private property.

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>>33176615
>at work
>shitty retail job
>guy comes up to gun counter and asks if we have .22 mag ammo
>turn around to give him the usual line of "no sir not in weeks"
>he's OCing a Ruger American with two mags next to it
>chat for a bit about the merits of buying American, he literally bought a Ruger American because it's called the American
>yuck yuck I can't wait until I can come by suppressors here once the HPA passes, are you ready to sell them?
>no, I'm not holding my breath, I don't trust half the sons of bitches in congress that claim to be pro-gun
>GET READY BRO, WE ARE JUST GOING TO KEEP WINNING, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY SUPPRESSOR GUY
>remember I sold him that pistol
>his wife and two infants walk up and he shakes my hand then leaves
>I will never be an OC autist with a wife and kids oblivious to reality

>>33180914
why do all gun shop workers sound like they should be on suicide watch?

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>mfw live in Florida so don't have to deal with retarded OC'ers

Worst I've seen was someone printing after looking at him wear a gun related t-shirt at chipotle.

>>33180974
Because the stupid shit that triggers us just hearing about it is a normal Tuesday to them.

>>33180974
Holy shit. The shit you have to deal with as a gun shop worker is insane. Really, any retail position, but gun owners really let their autism shine.

>>33180974
Because they have to deal with the sort of people who buy guns.

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Embarrassing /k/onfession
>Go inna woods for target practice
>Stop at grocery store on my way home for beer
>Reach for wallet at the checkout counter, notice women is giving me the stink eye.
>Feel owb holster and 92 Inox on my hip
I just bought the holster and honestly forgot I was using it at the range, pistol wasnt even loaded. I felt like a fucking tool, even in a state where OC isnt that rare to see.

>>33179272

>96

>>33181139

>92

Had no idea this was the gathering of the giants.

>>33180974
>>33181004
>>33181013
>>33181031
Because we are ultimately without power compared to the same late night regulars that we contemplate suicide with

>>33181209
A Beretta 92 in my hands isn't even that big and I am a twinkie mother fucker when skinny.
Get bigger hands.

>>33181357

I have small everything except head. So you're not wrong.

I think my hat size is 64+ cm.

>>33179272
damn crackers

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>>33181385
5'6" who can only wear hats in 7 7/8 or 8 checking in, I know that feel.

>tfw you will never be hickok height and hand size status

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>>33176833
Your friend sounds like a tightly wound moron.

>>33180493
What is "bladed"?

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>Navy buddy at work finds out that we both share an interest of firearms
>he talks about riding around in his friend's car drunk and taking shots at road signs out the window with his 1911

He wants me to go shooting with him some day.

>>33181869
I met Hickok at the 2014 NRA convention. Now, I'm about 6 ft even, with hands that make a 92fs feel perfect, maybe even a little small, but holy shit. He made me feel like a fucking child. His hand practically encased mine when I shook it...

>>33182374
Just be glad you didn't try to steal his golden goose, or he would have crushed your bones up into bread.

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>>33179272

>>33182317
It's a stale-ass arfcom meme. I really wish they'd go back to their no-fun-allowed board and fucking stay there.

>>33182338
I went shooting with a few guys from work, most were OK, but one guy was just plain unsafe to be be around at the range.
> Shooting with people downrange cause "I'm not shooting at them"
> Shoots 22lr at solid rock face, can hear rounds coming back and knocking on trees all around us.
> ND'd a pistol while standing next to truck, round hit a few inches from his own foot
Trying to correct him usually led to being called a pussy or something similar, eventually quite inviting him to range.

>>33183132
What did the other guys say? They just let it happen?