I think my house is being cased >be home on computer >have

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>>33147118
>at 11 in the afternoon

>>33147118
Make an
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>>33147118

If you got castle law, wait until they return and just shoot them whwn they break in.

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when they come back, comply

>>33147118
I don't fucking know, maybe continue living your life as normal? Like shit, people can knock on your door. Also, you say this happened at 11 in the afternoon when your GF took the car to the store, so she did it at 11pm, thats fucking weird. I also severly doubt someone as autistic as you has a girlfriend. Another thing, why are you so worried about having your house cased, but then also leave your front door unlocked? Further emphasis on you're autistic.

>>33147150

This man makes a lot of valid points.

>>33147150
Are you fucking retarded or what? She left so it looked like no one was home, I am assuming the persons in the car were potentially casing my house because they checked the door and knocked, and only at my house when there are many others around mine. They left nothing at the door or in the mailbox.

I won't be leaving the door unlocked from now on, but the crime rate is remarkably low around here.

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>>33147118
Vietnam poo trap

>>33147162
Your local crime rate is completely irrelevant. It takes half a second to lock your door and it's the most bitch basic step to ensure some giant giga nigga doesn't just waltz in and sodomize your asshole at 2 in the morning.

String up some tin cans inside all your windows, freeze some ice on the staircase, rig a car battery up to the front and back door knob and hang some paint can swing traps. Then, when they're fumbling around, shoot them with your 12 gauge

>>33147348
What is this, Home Alone?

I've heard daylight robbery's are more common than most people think. Greater chance of home bring empty, and with the exception of neighbors who know you (and are also likely to be not home), anyone driving by wouldn't think twice about people moving shit out of a house during the day. Keep your doors locked even if your home.

If your really worried invest in a security camera at least. My friend went as far as to get a system that calls his phone anytime the doorbell is rung, and he can speak to the person at the door through a speaker, making casing crooks think he's home.

>>33147348
>Macaulay Cul/k/in

>Castle Doctrine + Stand Your Ground addendum
>legislation has passed last year for hunting with autoloaders

I-Is PA starting to unfuck itself now?

>>33147449
When all you have is a your, everything looks like a possessive.

>>33147449
Shit man, CCTV setups are cheap as shit nowadays. Back in the day you'd easily spend a few grand and the better part of a week setting that stuff up, now it's as easy as hooking the cameras up to a minicomputer and spending maybe $200, $400 if you're feeling fancy as shit.

Home security really has come a long way in the last 10 years.

>>33147118
How the fuck do you know they knocked if you didn't hear it?
Why are they rattling the doorknob if its unlocked?
11 in the afternoon? Are you in alaska or something?

>>33147150
>t. one of those two people in that car

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OP, you are in luck. It is the perfect opportunity for a Home-Defense scenario. Prepare yourself. Let them enter. Then do what /k/ has always dreamed to do.

>>33147125
a good percentage of home robbery's happen during daylight anon,
id first off stop leaving your door unlocked like that if you cherish your belongings intact and where they were.
second, make it so people cant see inside , one way glass film, blankets, curtains you get the idea on every piece of see through glass.
and finally have some sort of background noise like a dog, a tv playing the news, your favorite goosestepping music. to play in the background so it emulates someones home 24/7.

>>33147682
im sure a lot of robberies happen in the afternoon hours before 12:00

>>33147118
Is this satire

>>33147118
>That pic

Okay, I'm officially mad, now. That's fucking insulting to those of us who are actually disabled.

Fucking hell.

>>33147118
Try locking your fucking doors for a start.

>>33147759

No, it isn't. Welcome to the modern left.

>>33147529
Not until Philly burns.

good thing you have renters insurance, as is probably required by your lease

>>33147449
This

Most home robberies occur during daytime

A man forcing and trying to open a door/car at night is suspicious and someone might call the cops

A man doing the same during the middle of the day only makes you think "oh the guy forgot his keys/got locked out"

>>33147682

You're missing the point.

>11:00
>Afternoon
>AFTER NOON

>>33147769
I'm sure a lot of people would love to help them "transform"

White Jackal to Black Bear. Seat for three. God have mercy.

>>33147804
This nigger knows

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>>33147135
More interesting that OP's crap thread.

>>33147118
>living in USA

LUL

>>33147118
Be glad the jahovahs nitwits didn't get you to answer.

>>33147118
>I sure hope this guy I'm checking the meter for doesn't point a gun in my face

>>33147125
Not OP, my gf says the same thing
>"i have to work at 4AM every day, so 10:00 feels like noon"
>mfw i wake up no earlier than 9 every day of the week

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>>33147118
>my gf took the car to the store

Jesus christ. If it's your car, you shouldn't be letting other people drive it, especially a woman you're happy to bang but not prepared to hitch yourself to. If it's her car and you just don't own a vehicle, you need to get your life together.

>>33147930
God damn it I meant 11 am

>>33147118
>someone knocks on the door but I can't hear it

????

>>33148262
I sure hope the guy who's checking my meter doesn't try to open my front door instead of opening the gate and, I don't know, maybe check the meter?

>>33148234
>looking at fit women of a breeding age
What are you, a straight cis male? Disgusting

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>>33147681
thisssss

>>33147682
>your favorite goosestepping music.
I leave my favorite CD "Music of the Third Reich" playing when I'm not home for my dog to enjoy.

>>33147348
No, just go with a tripwire and a noise maker. Take your 00 buckshot and break a shell or two open to get at the shot. Put it in a large coffee tin and tie high strength, ocean fishing line around it. String the line through a screw eye and drill that into a stud or doorway or something. Then make a low tripwire across a place where there's little light, and attach the other end firmly. The line should be sufficiently strong but the space between the screw eye and the coffee tin ensures that the line has some give to it, so they won't know they're caught until they take the next step forward, at which point the coffee tin is pulled into the screw eye, creates noise, and pulls the fishing line taught, tripping the intruder. You can also string party poppers to the tripwire which will scare the shit out of them.

>>33147912
Exactly, an investigator I knew asked a guy if he ever broke into houses at night. He answer was something like, "are you crazy? I don't want to get shot!"
You can knock on a door and if you get no answer it is probably empty. If someone does answer you can just make up an excuse for being there.
Burglary won't get you in as much trouble as robbery.

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>>33148936
This doesn't seem like a good idea

>>33147162
so they rattles the knob to the unlocked door but didn't come in? if they were going to steal from you it would have been right then when they checked the lock and didn't think anyone was there. it was probably some jehovas witnesses opening your screen door.

Casing?

What the fuck are you talking about fagatron?

What the fuck is casing? Don't you mean breaking and entering?

>>33149150
Not if they realized someone was home and got spooked. Chances are it was nothing, but the fact they didn't steal doesn't mean that it wasn't thieves.

OP here

Sorry I just realized I meant to say breaking and entering because using the word case is a stupid word that makes no sense and also got a call from my girlfriend and she told me she is going to ve spending a few days at her very close best friend which she told me his name is Tyrone.

Well I'm gonna be supportive of her decision makings and respect her womanly needs because I'm a very tolerable man and the door being unlocked well that's because I'm actually Canadian and it's a common culture practice over here to leave our doors and windows unlocked.

>>33149323

"Casing" a place, in this context, means to observe the schedule(s) and habits of the person(s) living there in order to know best when to B&E without getting caught.

If you know X person is gone every Saturday from Y to Z o'clock, then that would be the most opportune time to do it.

>>33149323
Thieves always make sure a place is either unsecured, or unoccupied before entering.
They usually don't just charge unless they are equally armed.

>>33149323
Sorry you have a small vocabulary Jamal

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They probably won't come back if they think there's a possibility of a NEET with a shotgun lurking inside

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>>33149323
>He doesn't know what casing is

>>33149424
> dont tell me you live in canada near detroit
I saw some rudypoo doing this tosay at 10:20 , and left in a blue vehicle

>>33149424
Do you live next to a 3 way stop , and a dude witha boat and a slow kid in a wheelchair ?
>>33149788

>>33149846
>>33149788
He's not OP, just a faggot LARPer, I live in the US, and no I don't live next to a 3-way and the car was green.

>>33149424

Check for vans that look like contractors. That's a big thing in cities where guys wear reflective vests and hard hats but are actually breaking into houses.

>>33149863
Oh, well i phoned inthat as a tip
if you can just poney up the 200$ for the tax stamp and build an IED

>>33147118
Lock your doors you dumbfuck. A similar case happened in San Fransico years ago. The cuck bf was up stairs with headphones on while his gf was being raped.

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>>33147131
>If you got castle law, wait until they return and just shoot them whwn they break in.

>>33147479
Outer Kevin

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>>33147118
>Wat do /k/?

$300 at Sams Club