if you could describe yourself as a gun, what would you

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>autistic
>smaller tham average
>short barrel
>finicky internals
>unfit for military service
>everyone hates it
>poorly marketed towards women

>>33144301
Ow... could you stop being so real?

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>>33145275
I tried to stop being real once but my mother found me unconscious and took me to the hospital.

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>>33144256

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>>33144256
I pick cheese FAMAS

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>>33144256

A lot of heart and a loud mouth but no one takes him seriously

>>33145335

Sleeping pills?

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Wasted potential.

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>good at a lot of things
>not perfect for anything
>heavier than it should be
>kinda ugly
>nothing special

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>>33144256

Colt 1911 Government

Big
Moves kind of slow
Reliable
Hits really hard
Not that pretty
Can trust with your life

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>nobody knows or cares about me
>the only people that do are autistic like me
>pretty shitty
>people only acknowledge my existence when they REALLY need something
>short lived and quickly getting phased out completely

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>>33144256
>qt
>small
>weak
>Czech, exported elsewhere

>>33144256
>Early Vietnam era M16A1
>A lightweight piece of shit that everyone hated

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People make do with me
Nobody's first choice
Used as a stepping stone to something better

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>inb4 upotte references
>captcha: exchan uscita

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>>33144256
A liberal, here my non-assualting firearm.

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>>33144301

>>33146426
kek

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>>33144256
>Fucked with too many times by too many people to return to original condition.
>Too old for this shit.
>Still pretty cool
>Still fun
>Kinda sexy
>Still useful and reliable

>>33146480
Old fag, go die

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>>33144256
Npap about sums it up
>Ancestors follow long line of tradition, changing it up a little, but keeping the original core values
>Ancestors and family are well made, well challenged and are quality operators under pressure
>Carry same name, follow same tradition, but in reality am not as quality as those that came before me
>Can operate under the same conditions and perform the same tasks, but when put under actual stress will crack, break down, and wear out faster than my peers and those that came before me
>Still try to take pride in who and what I am, even if my brothers walk with their heads higher, gait straighter, and chests out in confidence

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>Parents condom broke during conceiving
>Born out of wedlock
>Parents secretly see me as a mistake

>>33146547
I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.

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>>33146656

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>>33146685

>>33146405
are you perchance a sack of shit that easily fails basic tasks and is completely intolerant of left handed people?

>>33146795
>easily fails basic tasks
not always but usually
>completely intolerant of left handed people
actually left handed but right eye dominant (ie, more weird quirks that made me feel like an L85 was applicable)

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>Big
>Heavy
>Only semi-reliable
>Past my time
>Imitation of the real thing

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I didn't come to /k/ at 3am to get the feels. I hate you all.

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>used and enjoyed by a few
>R a r e
>Broke a little too much during the long term tests
>Now restricted to memes and the internet

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>>33144256

>problematic
>somewhat old fashioned in views
>perpetually dirty
>awkward
>louder than I should be
>slow
>some people still like me for some reason
>I may be brutish but I can still get shit done
>I may or may not self destruct under pressure

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>>33146887

>>33146887
we hate ourselves too...

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>>33144256

>>33144301
that hit closer than I expected

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>>33144256
Ooo, I like the concept for this thread

Hawken Prairie Rifle
>Gun made for a different era
>Out of place and mostly a novelty in modern day
>Slow

Only difference is I have more than one shot but I keep blowing it ;_;

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>>33147371
Immobile without a motorised vehicle?

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>>33144301
Damn bro

>>33147443

>le born in the wrong generation

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>>33144256
>comfy
>compact
>has a cute gl launcher

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>>33144301

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>>33144256
I relate best to a Makarov
>I've got tiny bumps on my dick,
the Makarov has dick grips
>i have a short dick,
the Makarov has a short barrel
>I can't last a long time,
the Makarov has a limited magazine capacity
>I'm short and fat
so is the 9x18mm
>i eat junk food
the Makarov eats garbage
>I listen to blues
the 9x18 is approaching extinction
>great granpa shot a lot of germans
as a police pistol, the makarov shot a lot of germans
>i'm heavy
so is the makarov

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>>33144256
>Am actually a well looked up to and respected person by the few that truely know me, just like the people who've owned a FAMAS and/or those have studied its history in development.
>Am constantly judged in a negative light by an incident that wasn't my fault and blamed for it, just like the FAMAS is faced with a steel case meme when the contract of brass cased M193 ADCOM F3 ammunition was out of spec and caused damages to its troops
>Despite my kind hearted nature, I am already an aging design, with interests and ideological beliefs designated as antique by my peers around me, and a family who doesn't share such views
>Am nothing special, just a a man with niche tastes that only a few peers in my reach can understand, just like a service rifle that's issued to its colonies and gained zero market interests elsewhere

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I am the solution.

>>33144301
>>finicky internals
>>unfit for military service
2 out of 7. That's a failing grade.

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:_;

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I'm better than those autistic screeching glockfags.

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My soul

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>>33147850
Why do all of our threads before 8 turn into feels threads

AR-18
>Technically capable but poorly marketed
>Doesn't really do anything the competition doesn't
>Far more successful and better looking older brother
>more memes than use these days.

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>>33144256
I relate to the Zastava M70 desu

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>A product of the 80s that's rapidly showing its' age
>Useful and reliable, but requires more maintenance than competitors
>Chunky
>Divisive in that people either love it or hate it

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>designed by greats (good upbringing/opportunities)
>Was hyped to be great
>great expectations
>Get to market and is a disappointing failure

>>33146364
>not Cz.82
bruh

>>33147665
this

This thread man, can you guys stop being fucking bad at life

>>33146480
>SKS with polymer magazine
>"reliable"

I'd have to see it to believe it.

>>33147665
we /stalker/ now

>>33144256
Hi point in .45acp. I'm ugly, slightly overweight, but no matter who you are, I can you still fuck you.

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>>33148558
>finicky
>outdated
>mediocre package
>not taken seriously among others
>glaring issues
>lackluster execution
>Polish

someone kill me please

>>33147850
A lot of potential. Just needed the AR seal and internal piston

>>33149759
fav gun in Black Ops

>>33144256
MP-40
>small but hard hitting
>outdated but dat German engineering

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USP40c

-Not too big but thick where it counts
-feels good in your hand
-a little snappy when provoked
-low capacity for bs
-loved by few, hated by many
-dapper af
-classic/timeless good looks
-"You can't afford this"

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Im jewish...

>>33147398
Popular in the 80's,small and jewish?

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Pur([e]Aut)ist

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>>33144301
DELET

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>Mongrel love child between battle rifle and .223
>born with aluminum and not steel
>I really only fit in cities range wise
>people are upset Im not the best fit for rural areas and mountains
>never been the most likeable type by a lot of people
>everyone says I screw up all the time, but I still work
>look kinda tall in photos but im really manlet size IRL
>I dont think my parents really planned on having me
>felt like my parents would have exchanged me for a fish if the price was right
>sometimes it feels like people would prefer me not to be around anymore

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>>33144301
I kinda want to get a Taurus Spectrum now

>>33151369
Now I'm sad.

>>33152038
Lol no.

>>33146093
But outlandishly hideous :)

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>>33144256
Hungarian 35m rifle>>33144256


>needs to be different for almost no reason
>still performs the same as anyone else, in spite of feeling improved and better than others
>no one really gives a shit

>>33144301
I wanted to go today without hating myself

>>33144301
>autistic
you could even say you're on the S|P|E|C|T|R|U|M

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>slow
>kinda ugly
>cheap/broke
>still cool kinda... Kinda
>trade me in later for something cooler once you know what your doing
>starter gun, not the one you end up loving the rest of your life.
>a-at least I'm reliable

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>>33144256
hi power made in Belgium while under Nazi occupation beacuse I am a submissive little bitch and love to be used by powerful people

>>33144301
At least you're smart enough to know it?...

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>Maybe a little too tall
>Fuck over by military buracracy
>NatSoc
>Unable to be copied by a HVAC technician who's moonlighting as a second-rate machinist trying to target the wehraboo market.

>>33146033
Insulin, sleeping pills, and enough vodka to buy a car in Russia.

>>33153229
Ignorance is bliss.

>>33144256
>>33144301
>>33145275
I hope yall know that yall motherfuckers all already in a fucking screencap on ifunny an shit. the rate the fucking screencaps spread is fucking fast.
>inb4 this faggot uses ifunny fug of to reddit lol Im an oldfag

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>>33154289

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>no military experience
>too heavy to go outside

>>33146643
Aww :(

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>>33144256
> your pic reminds me of the AK-112 assault rifle from Fallout 1
> it triggers my post retro apocalyptic fuddness

The CZ 53 Personal Minigun
a marvel of engineering firing 6,000 rounds per minute in bursts of 40 rounds of deadly 5mm Armor Piercing.

Not timid, and requiring strength to handle, it weighs in abit heftier than most, and projects power forward from the midsection like a weighty pole.

Yet in an age of modern and sophisticated alternatives it still remains a favorite of veterans of the field because it just plain gets the job done. The results are brutal and messy. It transforms the common and mundane into something over the top.

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>>33144256
> way ahead of his time
> passed over for shitty alternatives
> just as good as anyone else
> never given the chance to be put to the test to show it
> the contracts always go to someone else, meanwhile im the once and future king
> history begins proving me right as others now seek more lean and efficient options, and I scream out
> yet I remain forgotten, on a dusty shelf

>>33155515
I bet you try to facefuck yourself every day

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>>33144256
I don't stop for bullshit

>>33146887
Self-hatred is to 4chan was self-diagnosed PTSD is to tumblr

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> I was born in the wrong era.....

>>33155627
Rhodesia is calling.....

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>>33144256

>>33144256
Theres no way you're that perfect.

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>was once a perfectly serviceable machine
>was torn apart and desecrated by morons and assholes
>now a barely living shell, not worth anything
>will live out my continued existence unloved
>will die alone
>too stubborn to just end it all

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>>33146426
This ended up on iFunny. You should be ashamed.

M14
>a little old-fashioned in some ways, but fairly easily modernized
>heavy for my size
>still work just fine most of the time
>still in widespread use in a different role than originally intended
>will probably be around a lot longer than I should be
>generally nothing special
>does best work and has best social experiences in small groups with fairly similar people, especially in supporting roles

>>33156005
A little different, don't last long, rapidly became obsolete and useless, but lots of people still have a soft spot for you because you're something unique and have cool stories?

>>33156098
This used to be either an Enfield or a nugget...

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>>33148137
>>33148170
Sums up a lot of people born in the 80s and 90s

>Advertised as the next big thing and way of the future
>Perform quite well before release
>Fail completely to make it to market
>Regarded only as a footnote in history and an example of wasted potential/failure

>>33155515
what is this?

>>33144256
Sadly no pics.
But I relate best to a Gewehr 1888.
German heritage, not particularly strong or accurate or even good looking by most standards.
BUT.
When someone needs a person I'm damn near always there even if they don't know it (it's fucking everywhere, almost every place that uses mosins has used one of these as well at some point, just not in huge numbers.) and I am damn good at pissing people off and motivating them to do better.

Guess it's what I'm good for, but I also am kinda okay with that.