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>It's the "Anon stops a shooting, gives a killer

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>It's the "Anon stops a shooting, gives a killer interview on the news, and sways public opinion on gun rights" daydream again
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>>33143171
You must be a blast at parties.
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>>33143164
The idea of stopping a school shooter dead in his tracks with a bullet to the head is a scenario I dream of
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Haha, no. How silly.
>FUCKTHEYKNOW
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>>33143164
this
I work as a salesman in a Sears, some faggots here said, via facebook, that they would attack with funs the plaza where is located. Since there was nothing else to do besides selling furniture and furniture accesories, in my head I jerked off with that idea. I even made all of sorts of plans, including but not limited to ending my life as a collateral damage.
Shit didnt happen, tho
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>>33144336
Why end your life when you could get all the pussy you want for being a hero?
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>>33145263
I know my coworkers, no one its so attractive, maybe a the local loli-like saleswoman, but she has a fiancee
It was just in case shit happened
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>work at gas station
>everytime someone comes in I think about how I would stop them from robbing me

Eventually I worked out to keep a hot cup of coffee close by, throw it in their face, and shoot them until they either stop or I ejaculate, whichever comes first.
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>>33143164

I own my own business. Don't want anyone coming in to rob me, because God forbid I have to shoot them and my insurance goes up ... plus I'd have to clean up the goddamn mess.
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>tfw Canadian
>tfw you fantasize about just carrying a gun in the first place
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>>33145719
Get off of /k/ Sako-chan.
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>you will never be videotaped doing a sub second draw from appendix and lighting up criminal scum
>you will never have a webm of you doing this constantly posted on /k/ and other forums
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>>33145766
i know that feel
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>>33145736
You can hire ppl for that anon. And I'm not talking about mexicans. Although....
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>>33145766
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I don't want to kill anyone but I do want to operate without airshitting. Anyone else know what I mean?
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>>33145766
>manticore
wans are better
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>>33145791
this. I want to have webms from multiple angles and of multiple qualities, and I want whole threads dedicated to my sub-second draw, 85% hit rate and tactical reloads.
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>>33146067
>85% hit rate
Anon you can do better than that, I believe in you. Don't sell yourself short.
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>>33145998
Hellhound > all else
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>>33145948
>>33145766
Soon, anons...
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>>33146141
Why is the Canadian section larger than the US section? In reality they'd probably just add a few tiny Maple Leafs in place of stars for all the Canadian Provinces that are annexed.
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>>33146247
They didn't add them as States.

But as a Federal administered Territory (like Guam or Puto Rico)
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>>33146282
kek
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>>33145766
>>33145799
>>33145948
>mfw my canadian colleague tells me Canada doesn't even have freedom of speech
I'm sorry guys. I'm taking him shooting next week.
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>>33146314
I mean technically we do.

And by technically I mean the moment someone doesn't like what you're saying they scream "hate speech!" and the RCMP lynch squad comes a running to burn down your house and claim that your danger AR-58 Polish Pepper rifle possessed you to say it, pls ban.

I'll trade every SVT-40 in this country if America would just annex us, or at the very least Alberta.
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>>33143164
I like the "stopping a convenience store robbery" daydream
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>>33143164
I thought I was the only one who did this?

Is it better if I dream of stopping a mass murderer with an unregistered machinegun thus singlehandedly convincing congress to abolish the hughes amendment?
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>>33143164
>It's the "huge world with a long lore, politics, characters, etc. that you've built up over years of telling yourself stories about this world in your head like a tv show with thousands of episodes, that you still occasionally manage to slip your /k/ fantasies into" daydream again
Why must I be so autistic?
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>>33145981
What you need is 3-gun shooting my dude
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>>33145719
You must like the company you work for. I work at a gas station and my robbery plan is to put it all in a bag for the robber and tell him to have a good night.
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>>33144336
>selling furniture and furniture accessories, in my head I jerked off with that idea.
Is that like a category at tube sites? Wat kind of sicko tosses off to selling furniture, whew bud.
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>>33146490
haha, daz a gud won. cos: me, too. hehehehe
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>it's the "Anon saves a 7/10 single girl from rape with his cc'd g26 and gets married and happy forever after" daydream again
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>be subtenant in attic of old mansion
>hear noise
>put on NVGs
>disarm intruder and shoot him with his own gun
>next morning ask landlord what to do with the body and if he wants to eat it
>no just cook him up nice
>cook of face and fingers/toes and chop up body in the kitchen with his wife watching, trying prevent her from finding out

>gf asks me why I slept so bad last night
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>>33143164
>it's the "anon gives crazy guitar solo on stage in front of his entire school" daydream again as he listens to his favorite Rock song
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>>33146413
Tell us about it anon

We won't bully
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>>33145766
>tfw Australia
>tfw you fantasize about just owning a gun in the first place
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>>33147364
Go back to bed, antman
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>>33146413
>I've literally done this
>Fantasy with late renaissance setting, magic included
>But Revolvers, metallic cartridges, a low performance smokeless powder, and steam/arcane powered dreadnought battleships

C..c.. can we be friends?
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>>33146413
>>33148146
writa a shitty book about it, channel your autism into caash money
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>>33145263
>Why end your life when you could get all the pussy you want for being a hero?

Why not end your life when you could get all the pussy you want for being an hero?
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>>33148153
nigga we gon need more than one book where my autism is going
>encyclopedia for the warships
>ywn rule the waves with your ferocious battleships' 10"/35 Twin mounts
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>>33146413
GET OUT OF MY HEAD RĘEEEE
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>>33145766
Just get one of these, the whole point of cc is that its...well.... Concealed
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>>33143412
The idea of being a school shooter is a scenario I dream of.
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>>33148257
It'll pass once you're no longer pubescent
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>tfw you have daydreams about saving that girl with your CCW
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>>33148243
Currently picturing bbc holster being presented to a jury after a defensive shooting
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>>33147379
fuck
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>>33145791
>>33146067

get out of my head anons
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>>33146413
Oh fuck, it really does sound autistic when you say it like that. Might be time for me to get some more hobbies.
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>>33148363
Hung jury?
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>>33148429
fuck
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>>33145719
>>work at gas station
>>everytime someone comes in I think about how I would stop them from robbing me
>Eventually I worked out to keep a hot cup of coffee close by, throw it in their face, and shoot them until they either stop or I ejaculate, whichever comes first.
>whichever comes first
>comes first

Ayyyy
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maybe 'stopping a bad guy' is truly a fantasy and your ccw is just a very expensive comforter
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>>33147382
M-muh biggest one is basically a fantasy world where elves are the main race with all the large cities, resources, etc. and humans are divided into two groups, ferals (semi-human's who usually wield shitty sabre's and knives) and The Old Men (clan based humans who are much closer to regular humans, with much better equipment and occasionally "rippers") who live in the woods in small numbers. The lore is basically that it's our world, and in the 1960's some serious scientific fuckery went down that created the "sin of man," basically an attempt to interconnect humanity into a hivemind entity against their will, which resulted in a fuck huge war that wiped out the cities of man and turned humanity into forest dwelling remnants.

There's a lot more to it, I could probably write an entire book about the lore alone, but that's the basic gist.

The /k/ fantasy part comes from the fact that Old Men, particular the larger clans like McDugglands and Dragovski's (psuedo-Irish and Slavic names born after hundreds of years of generations lost their real heritage and names) wield "rippers," or firearms, sometimes salvaged and sometimes produced locally, the most popular being AK's for the McDugglands and M1A1's for the Dragovskis.

I know, it's autistic as fuck, feel free to bully.
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>>33143164
>carrying in mall yesterday
>think about what I would do if there was an active shooter
>realize I should probably start carrying an extra mag
Yeah 8 rounds would be more than enough for a would be mugger or almost all defensive scenarios, but then again...
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>>33143164
get out of my head
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i hate how i do enjoy the thought of it, but then i start to think that if it ever happens out in the open and it isn't obvious from witnesses that it was a justified shooting that the gun will be confiscated and maybe ill get it back after trial
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>>33146413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming
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>>33146413
Fucking hate Maladaptive Daydreaming. Can't even watch a movie without imagining that im a charcter in it
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I sit beneath an oak tree, growing along side a small stream, in a grassy space between dense Appalachian forest and the stream. The sun shines brightly, it is 13:00. Behind me is my camp, consisting of a small lean-to tarp with my hammock between the oak and another tree. In my hand is an M1 Garand, loved and used. Even if she is a little too old for me, I love her dearly with her being the only one that matters.

>why must these feels be so strong
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>>33145389
Fucking someone who saved your life isn't cheating.
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>>33145389
are you from fucking Azerbaijan or something? I'd enjoy your drivel if it wasn't almost completely indecipherable.
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>>33143164
>it's a "shtf/apocalyptic event where she would need me back in her life" daydream again
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>>33149093
Admittedly it may be unlikely depending on where you live. Are you saying crime doesn't happen? People get murdered, stuck up, raped and robbed every day. However unlikely, it doesn't change the fact it's your life to defend or not. If you're fine with armoured guards wearing revolvers on their hips when they transfer huge sums of cash around the place, then you should be fine with people defending their lives with guns.

If something is of infinite value (your life to you), then you can justifiably take infinitely "excessive" measures to defend it. Including carrying an cool pistol and feeling like clint eastwood.
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>>33150329
jesus hurry up and write a trilogy motherfucker
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>>33150329
Pls elaborate
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>>33147311

>married and happy forever after" daydream again
>married
>happy forever after

Nigga those two don't exist together. Just make her your fuck bitch.

>t. married for 11 years please kill me
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>>33151133
Your failures are your own old man!
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>>33146336
>It's the engaging in Metal Gear Solid style cqc with an abrasive knee grow and coming out victorious daydream again.
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>>33151150
Sheeit didnt mean to quote
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>>33143164

Lived near Aurora, CO when that whole thing popped off a few years ago...

I like to daydream sometimes that I could have stopped him.
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>>33150952
Fuck that used to be me
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>>33151147

>I'll totally succeed where the majority of others have failed!

Godspeed, /k/omrad. Just don't act all surprised when you find yourself in my position after time.
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>Always daydream of some punk kid shooting or stabbing me to death, like Gohan head butting Raditz
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>>33150952
I used to have that daydream, until I realized she deserves to rot.
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>>33145719
>whichever comes first

>you get grilled by a prosecutor over your o-face being caught on camera
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>>33143412
This

I want it to happen during my philosophy class, best most impressionable audience.
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>>33151102
Massive autism dump coming
The thing now known as the sin of man (called so because humans and elves don't quite have the scientific understanding of the golden age of humanity, and thus see it as a man who committed the ultimate sin by trying to make himself a god) started when a massive scientific desire to link humanity into kind of a biological wireless internet to truly evolve the race, all knowledge could be shared immediately. Though most experiments didn't quite go far enough (the elves were born from this in well secured laboratories, giving them strong empathy with each other that allowed to them easily band together and reform society the fastest after the sin of man) there was one man named Graham with severely radical ideas. He used a chemical substance (the rust of man) to merge biological matter and begin linking humans into these masses of brains, flesh, and organs, and eventually refined the process to create the "perfects" (beings that looked like giant hybrid of a human fetus and salamander) to act as basically radio beckons between his own severely altered body that mixed a hundred "slave brains" to his own and connect it to a massive broadcasting station, the perfects and all the early experiments, under command of Graham, began to forcibly evolve humanity by spreading the rust and using sirens linked to the broadcasting station to subliminal start to turn any humans to Grahams side. A massive war between all of humanity and the sin broke out, but even a lowly sin could have dozens of brains and hundreds of organs, and thus proved extremely hard to kill. When all hope was lost and very few humans remained the nukes were launched, destroying a massive chunk of the world, and by luck damaging the broadcasting station, turning the sin into a dormant entity waiting for more broadcasts in the old surviving cities.
(cont.)
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>>33151530
There were enough surviving true humans living in the more rural parts of the world who began to band together and form clans, avoiding the cities as much as possible because if caution wasn't taken a dormant perfect could be re-awakened, meaning every sin in the city would also become conscious again. They formed clans, farms, etc. and lived relatively normal lives until the ferals began to show up. The ferals were basically humans who had gotten just enough of the red rust and the sirens in their system to ever so slightly change them, but not enough to become sins, generations of them eventually churned out a race of physical smaller but strong and very aggressive humanoids who would often attack the clans due to the fact they really didn't have much, no farms and no towns, they lived in the woods and off that land. Centuries and generations go by and the world is now split into three primary ground; The Old Men, The Ferals (who have at this point have also formed sort of pseudo-clans built around raiding, and now had the means to produce crude weaponry and in very rare cases functional albeit unreliable rippers), and the elves who emerged from the laboratories and thanks to their increased empathy managed to quickly bond together on a massive scale and thus built the largest society of all the races.
Handfuls of other races, such as Satyrs (military experiments before the sin, large and very powerful humanoids) live in rather small numbers around the world.

Basically, imagine a world where forest dwelling humans walk around with sabre's on their hips and AK's/Thompsons on their backs, occasionally getting into sword fights or firefights with teeth barring, animalistic humans with hammer marked to shit sabre's or shit that looks kinda like an M3 grease gun in one hand and a crude poleaxe in the other, while a bunch of pointy eared fags try to make sense of it and rediscover ancient human technology and materials (like plastics).
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>>33145791
>fuck up draw and it takes 4 seconds
>fumble gun and have to drop down to catch it pointing directly in my fact
>waste another second turning it around and pointing it at the robber who still is unaware of the shitshow going on behind him
>fire
>safety is on
>accidentally hit the mag release trying to get safety off
>magazine hits the floor and robbery turns around
>drop to knees with pistol full extention while my left hand frantically downward palm slaps the floor trying to find the elusive clipazine
>grab mag and slide it home and scream in a breaking shrill scream to GET ON THE GROUND
>that is when I accidentally discharge missing him completely from 4 feet while he is prone on the floor

M-mission accomplished guys
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>>33146413
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY NOVEL IM WORKING ON
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>>33150329
7/10 would read
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>>33151541
If that is entirely original that's fucking impressive my dude.
Like if this was the blurb of a book I'd be searching for where to buy it right now.
Thanks for making me a fan of a book that will likely never exist.
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>>33148085
Stop being lazy, cunt. I just bought a new gun safe cause my old safe was full.
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>>33153021
Agreed, anon should write a book and then dump the money into a compound for /k/
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>>33143164
I feel the need to remind everyone that you would be cut midway, the media would say you are a crazy neo nazi and you would go to jail for incentivating violence and hate-spreech, and them make suicide with 3 shots behind your head.

Also, remember the 6 million and that you have no right to own a gun.
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>>33146413
Dude I...
>all these replies

I have thought I was fucking alone in this, for my entire goddamn life.
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Go away /tg/ nobody likes you pathetic, sodomite, nigger-loving cucks.
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>>33151187
This. Living within an hour's drive of a massacre makes me wonder what I'd do if doc brown dropped me off 24 hours before it happened.

It started with choosing a loadout, making a timetable, driving plans, etc. Eventually I was on Google Earth to calculate topography, concealment, shooting options and escape routes. Then I realized I was planning a hit on a target 2 years in the past.

>tfw plan A was to stake out their house and off them in the driveway
>mfw I spent an hour figuring out if buckshot at 10 yards or 5.56 at 100 yards was better vs auto glass
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>>33152004

Kek
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>>33150952
Goddamnit, you got me.
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>>33153388
Why not just a couple slugs at close range to the chest cavity right as he opened the door to leave for the theater?
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>>33153669
Wasn't he wearing body armor? Personally, I'd have concealed a handgun and a couple extra magazines. Would probably have good chances too as most shooters clam up when someone returns fire. Plus it'd make a great case for concealed carrying and against gun-free zones.
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>>33145766
It hurts.
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>>33146413
Fuck you. This hurts.
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>>33146413
>mfw can't be original so just have a fuckheuge multiverse where self-insert becomes aware of said multiverse and ends up becoming part of a meta-cleanup-crew that spends eternity trying to save universes from bad crossovers that usually result in universe becoming an unsalvageable, chaotic hellscape

>A mix of espionage and deep reconnoissance, followed by HSLD operating to recover/capture/neutralize target
>Failure results in full-blown warfare and a mad dash to salvage resources and people before the usual hellscape forms and universe is lost
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>>33146413
>Think you're some kind of wierdo even among the freaks of /k/
>Realize that plenty of /k/omrades do the same thing
Thank you /k/, you've made me feel a lot better about my bizarre hobby.
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>>33146413
Today in "why we're stuck here"
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>be me
>practice active shooter training with my Krav mates
>practice every day at home as workout
>masterbait to Jon wick

>fast forward
>now have to herd cats by teaching active shooter in my office space
>guy says he's gonna be a hero
>holyshit.png
>its is that autistic to say outloud
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>>33143164
>Stop spree shooter
>say some outrageous shit to the media to get my gunfags and pol fags all whipped up
>churn those go fund me pages
>say some thinly veiled racist shit to the media
>keep churning those alt right fun bucks
>end up more hated by the left than zimzam
>make enough money to quit my job and live like a full time gunfag

That's how mine goes
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>>33153669
If they're driving a car they probably won't have head protection. Also, car windows are built for maximum visibility, so they're open to more angles. Finally, if the first shot doesn't work it's not like they can go prone or run to cover: they're stuck in an obvious object and a door opening telegraphs where they're exiting.

Also, common car doors and windows can be easily penetrated by rifle rounds. Just aim for the driver's seat. The engine will stop most shots from the front so firing at the sides is recommended.
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>>33146413
>have future sci-fi/fantasy setting
>it's unique setting but features stuff from a hundred franchises
>comedic absurdity reigns supreme
>questions like "if I've resided on US soil for 65 million years and have just woken from hibernation in the 23rd century, am I a citizen?", "is it legal for minors to cultivate gene-modded 80-proof crops?" and "is reloading my religiously mandated gatling gun tax deductible?" are normal
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>>33150329
Lil tempted to bully but mostly impressed.
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>>33146413
>>33148146
>>33148237
>>33148415
>>33150854
>>33152595
>>33153309
>>33154017
>>33154267
>>33155180
>>33156687
D-did y'all have a hard time growing up too?
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>>33146413
Goddammit, why did you say this.
They told me it was my childhood imagination and that it would be gone by my late teens, and that if I held onto it it would interrupt things in my life but goddammit I can't let go of it, I could write a trilogy about my personal world.
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>>33156847
Not really, just always liked daydreaming and world building
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>tfw you just want to grab an old rifle or pistol and save the day
>then the news talks about how that old gun from some past war was now being used to stop criminals and dindus
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>>33156992
July sucks, too many black flies
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>>33153215
What a world...that poor man. Fucking authoritarian cunts.
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>>33147379
>mfw I've done this IRL
thank you lynyrd skynyrd
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>>33156847
I've got a wife, kid, job, house and 25 guns. All 3D.

Man up, but never lose your sense for whimsy.
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Give interview in maga hat.
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>>33143164
>its an anon gets inspired by a movie and has a whole new fantasy that has zero chance of ever happening but his life is so mundane he thinks about it anyway as an escape episode
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>>33157085
Same. Jazz band did free bird.
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>>33150329
If you write it I'll read it
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>It an "Anon Daydreams that vampires or wendigos or some shit attacks him during one of his camping trips and he ends up dying alone and unknown but since anon is such an operator, he out operates Lucifer during one of his operator death games, escape from hell and procedes to become an operator version of Van Helsing"
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>>33148342
KIll yourself cunt worshipper
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>it's a "vast majority of the Earth's population instantly drops dead and conveniently me and Her survive so She finally needs me and we drive across the abandoned countryside looking for other survivors and we steal all sorts of cool stuff from people's houses and spend the rest of our days fighting various raiders and bandits and predators and loving each other" episode
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>>33143164
This. I would also talk shit about globalism and muslims.
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>It's a "daydream about various things I can do to prevent daydreaming about self-inserting as a hero/crucial character in every movie, show, anime, and song I ever listen to all day every day, like I have done as long as I can remember" episode.
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>>33148257
plz donate your head to my boolit.
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>>33145766
>Not just pulling a Tok Guy and doing it anyway
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>>33156992
>"Meanwhile, in Canada"
That looks spooky similar to my backyard in Yellowknife years ago.
>Tfw my neighbor had drifts that would almost reach the roof, so he'd let it pile up and use it as a ramp to park his snowmobile on the roof
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>>33154267
Are you me, anon?
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>>33148165
Why not end your life for the glory of Allah to receive your 72 virgins in the afterlife?
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>>33150329
I'll fund that shit
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>It's another "anon talks to himself pretending he's getting a friend into guns by explaining them how to shoot a gun and safety" episode again
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>It's another "anon wishes for something to happen, no matter what, to escape the trenches of his insignificant daily life" episode again

it's hard to expierience highlights once you're settled.
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>>33162320
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>>33148165
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>>33156847
I was pretty much beaten and molested everyday as a child, so yes

life is starting to get better now
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>>33161277
Get out of my head.
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>>33146456
Seconded
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