Quick /k/, through some serious meme magic your country has turned

>>33142954
>Border Control
>kill faggots who don't belong
>ability to detain individuals until it can be determined if they are citizens or lawful permanent residents.
>ar15
>NWU
>some trucks and a fleet of a10's

>Freedom Brigades

>Hired mercenaries, mostly Sri Lankan, Colombian, and Guatemalan, that the US send as cannon fodder when US troops are too costly politically

>Only hire combat veterans from other countries, put them through AIT, maybe Ranger school for the very good ones, and a bunch of "this is a civilian, you shouldn't rape them" training

>lowest bidder slavshit from their country of origin

>The FYS (Fuck your shit)
>Kick doors and kick ass
>Multiple years of military service
>The biggest goddamn guns money can buy
>Green power armour
Imagine a squad of 4-5 Doom Guys
Could anything survive?

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>>33142954
>P.E.N.I.S. Squad.
>Here to kick bubblegum and chew as
>Elite Ranger-Delta-Green SEAL Beret BootCamp
>Rifle: Heavily Modified FN FAL (Pic Related) Sidearm: ZIP .22LR
>Purple flecktarn Digital Camo
>Land Rover, Modified Extra-capacity Prius

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>>33142954
>Wolverines
>Large force of militia for the defense of Michigan against the Feds and Canada
>Basic fitness to get in, weekly training sessions for squads, monthly training sessions for platoons, seasonal training session for company, yearly training session for the entire militia
>AR-15's, IED's, homemade gas grenades, various hunting rifles for sniping, pipe bombs and molotov cocktails, flamethrowers
>Winter coat, weapon concealing civilian clothes, and whatever forest camo is available
>Pickup trucks for technicals, vans for car bombs and smuggling, Cessnas and Pipers for smuggling, reconnaissance, and emergency air support
Establish safehouses, enclaves, headquarters, and weapon caches throughout Michigan. Unite the various militias under a single group, but keep the information on that group secret or nonexistent. Have an actual chain of command, but keep it loose and flexible.

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>>33144443

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>>33142954
>Daughters of Browning
>Nuns that serve the holy murder/k/ube, guards women at local churches and missionaries spreading the word
>Adopted as infants, taught the history of firearms and the practice, from a very young age physical training and plenty of hormone treatment to get them up to snuff
>M1918 brownings and 1911's
>Crowns, ponchos, and skirts made out of 30-06, all exposed parts of the body tattoo'd with the s/k/ripture. The faint smell of cosmoline and hoppes no. 9 always irradiating from them

>>33142954
>successful russian rescue operation.webm

>Bullshit Board
>There to call bullsht when government cucks lie
>Basic common sense and knows the difference between a safety and a salad
>FN FAL (Belgium fo life)
>Fleet of armored cars with sirens that scream bullshit

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>>33142954
>The Repo Men
>tasked with wiping out Africa, one shithole town at a time, and annexing the land for the US
>US spec ops SOCOM ultramarine ranger class
>suppressed AKMUs, with doublestack 1911s as backup
>nekked with generic local camo painted on, head to toe
>bicycles for dat ultra sneeki snek attack

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>>33142954
>Anons Basement
>An elite squad of trained weeaboos, ready to take on globalist pigs
>K training video (Seriously should be a thing......)
> Primary: G3 and an FAL for ian Secondary: Hi-Power Problem Solver, Melee: Double sided dildo from GTA SAn Andreas
>Camo would be Rhodie Obviously
>Vehicle(s) 1 VW thing, 1 T60, and throw in a Cessna 150 for Ariel recon support

>>33142954
>Black Rain
>international hostage rescue/political assassinations
>spy on potential recruits for one year before selection. Scuba, HALO, LALO, vehicle, and weapons training. Cross train with FSB Alfa group and GSG 9.
>Mark 23 SOCOM with KAC can, XM8, VSS Vintorez, Kizlyar knives, M67 grenades, M320 launcher, M202 FLASH, Benelli M1014, Herstal Winchester Model 70 in 300 magnum and 308.
>local police/military uniforms when necessary. Black BDUs, TTSKo Gorka 4, and civilian clothes. Ghille suit when necessary.
>T-90, UH-60, KTM duel sport bikes, SEAL delivery vehicle, Chevy Tahoe or other civilian vehicles when necessary.

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>>33142954
>Martyrs
>Christian anti-terrorist militia
>1 year of military training, must be Christian and willing to die
>AR-15's, homemade smoke and poison gas grenades, molotov cocktails, IED's, backup Glock pistols
>3 color desert BDU
>Technicals armed with any support weapons that can be obtained

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>>33146587
I concur

Guess where 80% of the budget is going to?

If you guessed horrific and experimental medical procedures, YOU GUESSED RIGHT.

Dr. Mengele was a pussy-ass bitch, cash me ousiade, how bou dah. I'll open a world where supersoldiers suplex entire IFVs out of sheer boredom because every haji within 400 miles dies from the sheer concentrated fuck you contained in one of these poor bastards. I'll make men so inhuman that the fucking predator will shit himself.

Gimmie a blank cheque and enough "volunteers" (just take them from the nearest local liberal college, low cerebral development implies a pliable mental structure) and I will make gods walk among men.

>>33142954
>RALA
>Ryukyu Archipelago Liberation Army

>step 1, pull the US forces out of Okinawa when we get the next lefty president
>step 2, China steamrolls JSDF in Oki while US forces try to mobilize from Guam/Korea/Southern Japan
>step 3, smuggle in arms to the minor outlying islands, then into rural northern Okinawa
>step 4, convince otaku neet faggots who believe their life is worthless to remove eggroll for their waifus or some shit

>AR-18 repros for that real IRA provo vibe
>old school woodland BDU's would probably match best up there
>ISIS-spec technicals

We won't restore the island to Japanese or American power if China decides BTFO and instead become our own sovereign state and throw/hang leftists from helicopters. Instill mandatory carry laws, mandatory military service after highschool laws, and create an arms trade haven that will rival Chechnya in it's heyday. It should be enough culture shock to change the noguns mentality the Japanese have been cuck'd into for the last 1000+ years dating back to when they were restricted from even owning swords.

Sure it sounds crazy, and the only way China would ever back down would be political reasons, sanctions, etc. because it wouldn't be hard for them to steamroll a homegrown terrorist group like that, but years later there will be some good /ak/ material that isn't "noguns quoting wikipedia article" tier.

>>33142954
>Redshirts
>counter terrorism and purging of enemies of the state
>SAS style training plus SS style political indoctrination
>StG 17 (stg44 but modern mil spec upgrades in 5.56 NATO, yes I made it up)
>green splittertarn, and red shirt, black pants and white m35 stalhelm for parades
>those Mercedes Humvee-type softskins

>Special forces name
Owen's Avengers

>Quick description of what they are and what they do
Covert paramilitary tasked with kidnapping and summary execution of Australian anti-freedom politicians and lobbyists.

>Training required
Maximum of fifteen 'downs' on the pisspot chant for admission.

Five kay hikes with a carton of beer on your shoulder, can only swap shoulders twice per kay.

>Weapons
Owen gun, SLR, small PVC tubes filled with redbacks.

>Camo/outfit
Slouch hat, blue Bonds singlet, footy shorts, Dunlop Vollies for superior grip. Flannelette shirts for urban operations.

>Vehicles if applicable
Mid-70s Sandman, with the roof sliding back to reveal a mounted Metal Storm.

>>33146934
beautiful. when do applications open?

>>33146947
Friday 9pm in Grafton.

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>>33144443
That's actually a great idea

>>33146947
>>33146975
Also, don't worry if you can't make it, recruitment drives will be happening at all the major B&S bashes.

>>33142954
>K.S.P.G.B; Kekistani Special Purpose Guards Brigade
>Internal security and military arm of the Kekistani National Party, ensuring internal order and removing political opposition
>Political indoctrination, party-is-the-state style loyalty. Standard physical evaluation, standard spectrum small arms training, infantry training, MP training
>Literally whatever they can get their hands on. International assault battalions have to make due with any weapons from the highly advanced wood stick to the primitive L85A2.
>Literally anything as long as they have a Kekistani patch.
>Probably public transport or stolen Proches.

>>33146587
X2

>>33146724
Anon for 2020

>>33142954
S.C.U.M.

Assassination, kidnapping, high-risk extraction, counter-terrorism
Must be a veteran of some kind (ex-Delta Force or SAS, ex-KGB or MI6, ex-Mexican sicario or mafia hitman, ex-mercenary, ex-speznas, ex-FFL...) or be a genius hacker or scientist.

Smith & Wesson 29, Colt 1911, Smith & Wesson 39 with sound suppressor, Walther PPK, crossbows, Mini Uzi, Colt M16A1 with M203, M60, Winchester M40, M67 grenades, FIM-92 Stinger

Civilian clothing (leather jacket, jeans, aviator sunglasses, boots, leather gloves...) or Tiger Stripe uniform

UH-1 Iroquois, C-130 Hercules, Chevrolet Corvette, Ferrari Testarossa, GMC van, Harley Davidson Sportster, Wellcraft SCARAB

>>33142954
Ok

>Special Airbike Service
>Assasninates people who are about to commit suicide
>The ability to ride a bike and to run along a muddy grass verge on the side of a busy road while trying to make yourself look tacticool
>anything made in Belgium
>Think of what the SAS wore when storming the Iranian Embassy and make it cheap
>Black bicycles with fans attached to them , motorbikes modified to have wheels that turn horizontal to become VTOL thrusters, one MI-8 in desperate need to repairs, painted in civilian markings, one A-10 with a broken thruster and a rubber dinghy

Their motto is 'never leave a man alive' and their most elite members, THE GOOSE, Mouse, Elm and Jonesy lead their strike team on missions to end the curse of suicide after they were hired by the Welsh Government to solve Wales' extremely high suicide rate.