>tfw you will never be an international arms dealer

>>33136142
Feels pretty good, until I remember that I will never be an American with my own hideout and arsenal in the middle of Alaska, and I will most likely have to settle for being a moutain monkey with slightly illegal ar parts, hiding in my cabin.

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All the guns for this feel are illegal.

>>33136142
What did you watch that Channing Tatum movie with that fat grown baby guy?

>>33136922
Nah, I didn't even watch Lord of War

>>33137610
You're messing with me. But not not the Nick Cage movie. The new one.

>>33137634
Cage made me want to become one, War Dogs just pointed out the flaws in that life so no thanks

>>33137649
War Dogs was fairy tale bullshit. Reals arms dealing isn't Jormungand, Lord of War, or anything more than accounting and finances. You sit in a room with a computer and a phone and try to connect buyers and sellers. Eventually you get enough capital to buy your own stock and sell it to the Iraqis who bullshit their payment then have you bombed so they don't have to worry about it coming back to bite them.

>>33139148
Jormungaland?


That sounds weirder than that movie with Robin Williams. Jumanji?

>>33136142
Just sell a hi point to an illegal alien, who is still legally a Mexican citizen. Congratulations, you are now, legally speaking, an iternational arms dealer