I am going to end my life tonight. Will my death be more certain

>>33120095
Dibs on your shit.

Be aware that gunshot suicide in real life is a lot more painful and a lot less reliable than in the movies.

No one cares.

>>33120095
stream it faggot

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>>33120095
while i realize this is low quality bait, much like your low quality image, i feel the need to express this point

killing yourself with a firearm counts you as a gun violence statistic and only gives the liberals more cause to take the rights of the rest of us away.

your drama is insincere and you wont do jack shit anyway, becuase you're a fucking pussy. prove me wrong. protip: you cannot.

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>>33120095
Do you not give a shit about us Anon?

If you were a true /k/ommando you'd know that suicides get twisted in the gun death narratives used by liberals.

Just suck it up like the rest of us

>requesting that /k/ommando memeball

>>33120095
Hang yourself instead.

Please don't add to the statistics. Jump off a building or something. Or go full Gran Torino.

bleach

>>33120095
Killing yourself with a gun is the lamest, most uncreative way to kill yourself. Come anon you can do better

>>33120095
Alright, you're going to need to rent a sports car and a hang glider.

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Mossberg but make sure to use birdshot.

If you use buckshot the larger shot size will impact the bony mass that forms your pallet and shed most of its energy. Its possible youll just wind up disfigured rather than dead.

The birdshot will focus more energy on smaller points, and at contact range will penetrate better.

I know I'm supposed to tell you not to do it here so don't do it. But I work in the medical field and I've met failed shotgun suicides. Trust me when I tell you. USE BIRDSHOT

t. Paramedic for 9 years

high speed chase and shoot yourself in the head mid chase. do it at like 3 am when roads aren't full. bonus points if you do a few drive bys on homeless niggers to get the chase started.

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>>33120216
Jesus so many failed shotgun suicides. First time working ER a guy came in after trying to an hero with one by pulling the trigger with his toe.

>Put shotgun under chin
>try to pull trigger with toe
>shotgun pulls to the left
>blows left arm off

Fun times.

>>33120095
On the off chance that you are serious, please don't.

Build a catapult or trebuchet. Involve your community and local media. Get everyone excited for the grand unveiling and first shot, make it a community event. Then ask everyone to stand back. Jump in a blast off and traumatize everyone in your town.

>>33120632
This. Call 1 eight hundred-273-8255

4chan is like a suicide hotline for people who want more motivation to do it.

Also, guns are so 2000's. Go out and by some robotics equipment and program a robot to club you to death. This's proving to people you did accomplish something in life. Although that accomplished feeling may keep you from killing yourself.

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OP you have just been liberated. If you have now gotten to the lowest point there is no more fear. All of the buildup can be dismissed. Sell everything you have and just go. Go wherever the wind takes you. Try getting somewhere tropical so you don't have to worry about cold and food is more abundant. Maybe southeast Asia.

You will find a direction along the way. Maybe a cause. Either way you have nothing to lose. You were going to throw it all away anyways. Don't be a coward. Force life to kill you. Take the risk.

>>33120095
Cover yourself in tannerite and shoot that.

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>>33120643

Top shelf kek
Well played.
This bans for You.