Kick kick bam, intruder in your home

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my muscle gf will fight him

>>33111852
I sleep with my Hi Power next to me in bed, AR leaning against bed. I'll be fine.

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>>33111864
Home intruders were ready for hand to hand violence and bayoneted your girl. What next?
>>33111891
Good man, but why not 120rds? Buy those magpul 40s, they are the tits.

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>>33111918
my 2nd muscle gf will fight him

>he doesn't have a backup piece of ass

>>33111935
The sex comes after you two get tied up, not first. Handgun, rifle. Now.

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>>33111891
High cap is also fine anon. You only get one gun and mag after all.

>>33112015
okay the FNX is a troll pic, but if you sorry fucks had to grab your one handgun and one rifle tonight, what would you have?

>>33112022
*one mag only cuz shtf

>>33112015
nice glock mag you little cuck.

actually got a google search out of me, i got so excited.

damn it. nice ar tho.

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ez

>>33111891
So what happens when you wake up sleepwalking or dazed from a dream and pop off some shots?

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>>33112078
yeah it didn't fit. have 10, no glock yet.
>you've armed your girl now what?

>>33112078
sorry bro, i would kill for a high cap FNX/S mag!

>>33111864
I fucking hate this bitch, fails every lift for attention like a proper cunt. Yes, I'm triggered.

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I've enough mags to fend them off for a while, but what then?

And what do we do with the AR fag?

>>33111852
imma hit dat nigga wit the HCAR

>Am currently noguns
>next best solution is a 2x4 and 3 inch knife

Just end me.

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I'm running from my home with my ammo on me I can carry carefully packed into hungarian and yugoslavian magazine pouches...

Where the fuck is your ammo? In a god damned can? Buy a bandolier and mags you bitches.

See you faggots in the wood with my 22 loaded mags with my waifu. Shame you stored your ammo in 50 cal cans with desiccant.

Moral of the story, always store your ammo in loaded magazines, and always have them in bandolier or range bag or other carrying device.

If you have to gtfo, mags on your shelf don't do shit. Every bullet in a mag. Period. Unless its some bolt ass shit. AR mags are $6 and AK mags $7, come one cheapskates.

>>33112078
btw if you want one of those mags I can sell you a 120rd drum for $270.

shit is fucking cash. i got a few extra.

>>33112079
>m1911a1 SOPPMOD block 2

>>33112308

>always have them in bandolier or range bag or other carrying device.

MidwayUSA sells some great, cheap magazine pouches that hold 4 AR or AK mags and can be thrown on in a second. I keep one next to my HD gun. Good choice for said cheapskates who don't currently have a mag carrying option.

http://www.midwayusa.com/product/939189814/midwayusa-4-magazine-pouch-ar-15-and-ak-47-rifle

>>33112251
>not attaching 3 inch knife to 2x4
You're a human being god damnit. Act like it.

>>33111852
.357 sp101 on night stand, mossberg 500 in the corner

>a challenger appears
Sig p938 on wife's night stand

I keep an SBRd scorpion Evo in my night stand. I keep an 805 Bren carbine under my bed.

Do I win?

>>33111852
My night stand gun is my rifle.

>>33111852
Glock 19 holstered next to the bed and my K31 nearby. If 16 rounds of 9mm hollows and 6 rounds of GP 11 isn't enough, then at least I have a club.

>>33113002
While i prefer milsurp those are a great choice for those who dont use usgi mags and the six mag badolier. I may have to buy those for the odd poly mags id lrave behind, thanks anon.

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>>33111852
Poor fag AR with an eotech for quick target aquisation

CZ75 SP 01 and my Lee Enfield. If I need backup it's fiancée with her P250 and the M1 Carbine.