just found out I cant join the military after all these years

>>33097274
They didn't ask, you shouldn't have told

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>>33097274
life is a series of disappointments that only ends when you die.

it doesnt get any better; you just get used to it

>>33097350
Spoken like the truest of self-defeating faggots.
>>33097274
It's sucks now, sure. But think about all the things you can do besides joining the military. You actually have opportunities if you aren't retarded.

>>33097274
Okay fatty, what did you get DQ'd for?

>>33097274
This outcome sounds entirely avoidable.

>>33097405
>Spoken like the truest of self-defeating faggots.
when you get a little older, you'll understand

>>33097274
t. average military enlistment general poster

>>33097274
Gonna need an explanation on that pronto, or I'm assuming you got shitcanned for masturbaiting in the lobby.

>>33097274
You are not missing out on anything at all, get a degree and live a noble life.
t. a guy in the army

>>33097803
>I'm assuming you got shitcanned for masturbaiting in the lobby.
was that wrong? should i not have done that?

>>33097966
It's not illegal it's frowned upon

>>33097430
flat feet and a heart problem that was cleared by the doctors a few years ago
also my I wear glasses but I was planning on getting the lasik surgery

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>>33097274
>tfw when we're short one pupper in my house tonight
looks like we;re both having a great day anon

>>33097274
Ignore all these baby dicks.

Why did you fail at MEPS?

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>>33097274

It didn't help your cause any when you burst through the doors and shouted for all to hear that you wanted to "RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME". That will get you into the Marines though.

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>>33098860
keep your head up, it sucked when I couldn't enlist but it's not the end of the world

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>>33100028

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>>33100094

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>>33100120

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>>33100129

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>>33100094

This is the fourth time today I've heard mention of the Killdozer. Is it a sign? Is Marvin Heemeyer speaking to me from beyond, urging me to complete his work here on Earth?

>>33100110
top kek

>>33100103
That's a great story.

>>33100150
do it
>captcha: carefully

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>>33098860
Lol what I have flat feet and shitty eyesight and massively colorblind. Enlisted into the Marines anyway. Everyone tells me I sound like I'm stomping whenever I run.

Enlisted in 2012 though. Now I have sweet sweet freedom :)

>>33098873
My condolences dude.

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>>33100992
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