Did anyone lose anything at Nuggetfest? I'm short only one

What the fuck happened and who the fuck is Swiggan?

I have several items that were lost/forgotten myself and so does creep-senpai. In the exile panic many things were forsaken and we policed them with the best intentions to return them. If you have an item missing please contact <[email protected]> with details and we will do our best to return the item(s)

>>33080176
The question is:

Would you rather eat cum brownies or lose a glock perfection?

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>They fell for the Nuggetfest meme

>>33080763
i lost my dildo there

do you guys think i could go back and ask for it?

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>>33080712

>>33080176
I lost my virginity there

>>33080910
>1 person doesnt like me
>now everybody must hate me too!

wow. nice job anon.

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>>33080955

Anglehead flashlight and a pair of Mechanix gloves. Hopefully next time is less chaotic and we don't get Ancap'd the fuck out of the site.

ACTAUL TRUE RECAP OF EVENTS
>get there 3 months early but not allowed on property because 40ft wall with gate more complex than the mind of an autist
>red flag 1
>after weeks we finally manage to crack the konami code and break in
>the hike is about 42 miles total but the 4 of us bravely trek it
>make it there dying of dehydration and out of fucking nowhere is swiggy
>swiggy is a 5'2 88 pound 12 yearold who can barely form sentences
>redflag 2
>tells us
>"y-y-you shouldn't b-b-be here!"
>What was that?
>"n-no breaking in!!!!! "
>soils his pants
>we go collect our vehicles and stay the night
>over night kek our lord and savior greatness be upon him warns us of bad by sending rain
>we fail to head his call
>next day 60 fat smelly autistic fucks show up barely able to breathe from that horrible 42 mile trek down to the campsite
>1 dies on the way in
>after several ours they are settled in and we are having fun shitposting the ATF show up
>they look around for illegal fun and dogs
>cant find any so they leave
>come the night kek sends me personally an envoy to attempt to warn us of perils but instead I just think hers a cute froggo and show him to everybody
>some furfag and his daddy fetishist lover brings a goat
>next morning we begin festivities as planned
>ATF come back after they got a wiff of autism and what could be a doggo
>they march up the 420 mile track to the shooting range angry as fuck guns blazing
>Waco_ridge_ranchx12.wat
>they tell creep to immediately vacate property or they will execute us 1 by 1 since they don't have the necessary facilities to keep us captive
>cute goat decides its his time to shine and will defend his human friends at all costs
>goat jumps in to tackle the ATF man
>"baah I am of goat, I save of humans yes good goat"
>BANG
>"I am goat and but I am shot now die RIP"
>cutest goat to ever live is now die
>/k/ommandos are being rounded up by the millions
>6 million /k/ommandos are being forced to leave the country on a death march

>>33081140
Best shitpost.

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>>33080176
>>33080176
This is the glock that I thought I lost, though I actually did lose the steel frame for my gong

>>33081140
>no account of you being an annoying cunt

>>33080176
I lost 2 Glock magazines and an ipad

>>33081215
The Jew probably stole them from you Tommy

>>33081140
I didn't think people spent this much time trying to make others laugh on 4chan

i left my fleshlight in the fridge inside the cabin, do you think grandpa swiggans found it?

>>33081215
You deserve it

>>33081239
They was 10 round mags and am old iPad with a cracked screen. But I came home with a few LED lights, a sleeping pad and a Leatherman that wasn't mine but now is.

>>33080176
I lost my virginity

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>>33081349
>and a Leatherman that wasn't mine but now is.

>>33080955
>>33081374
There you go

>>33080955
>>33081374
Sakuya was busy

I LOST my respect at Swiggan and Sa/k/uya..

I left a large poster target that I hope people shot.

>>33081374
Yeah but now you officially a homosexual.

Every night I'm back on the Trail of Beers in the Swiggan Death March. I can still hear Grandpa screaming as he beheads Creepfinder with his katana.

So it was all an elaborate ruse by swiggan to run off random kommandos and loot what they left behind?

>>33080712
lol

Thata what you get you fucking faggots

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>>33081193
>nfa item and a open can of beer inside a car
Frigg off randy
>>33080176
I thought i lost a bakelite mag but turns out i just gave it to someone to shoot it out of my ak before grampy came rolling. He gave it back to me as i was walking down the hill.

>>33081269
>I didn't think people spent this much time trying to make random strangers like them on 4chan
the life of a tripfag

Someone posted the other day they lost a pair of shoes. I believe they were Brooks. They just asked if anyone found them to bring them to the next NF.

>>33081140
>>33081168
samefag

>>33081140
aren't you an autistic loser faggot?

>>33081926
>>33080910
>>33081891
>>33081934


Obvious samefag lmao xd like haha nigger close your eyes lmao

>>33081940
no not at all, I'm sure more people than just me can tell this guy is a cringy loser who probably should've been a living target.

HALO drop on the Kompound when?

>>33081940
uhh nope. sorry I'm not a tripfag to prove that ;-)

>>33080974
>1

>>33080176
Sure, you can return dildos and pmags, but you can't return dignity.

>>33081453
Your first mistake was respecting a crossdressing tripfag

Creep do the writeup yet?

Wait what really happened. I remember a while ago this fat kid was trying to set up a meet but someone found out he was a fat kid and they blew it off. Was this the same fat kid?

can someone give me the run down of this nuggetfest im lost as to WTF happened

>>33081140
>6 million
YOU MEAN THE 11 MILLION YOU HOPLAPHOBIC BIGOT

I lost a couple AR-15's, need you guys to fedex them to Canada thanks

>>33083577
Sure thing buddy, ive always wanted RCMP to fuck me in the ass.

>>33081662
She told me the penis was female

>>33081215

found them

I kept the mags but dumped the ipad. It was full of gay/bestiality porn.

>meeting up and hanging out with people from 4chan
>expecting them to behave like normal and civilized adults

I swear you're all retarded

>grandpa swiggy and ATF post murdering our poor defenseless /cutegoat/
>they round up /k/ommandos and segregate them, sending some to the fields where we just hear gunshots
>others sent back to camp where they are forced to take "showers"
>get sent to the showers myself along with 12 others
>attempt to fight back but half of us get culled
>the march down from the range is brutal
>12 miles through mud, rain, jungle, swamp, snow, a tornado, sand and fire ants
>some /k/ommandos fall and are executed on the spot
>some /k/ommandos are just so fat they can't keep up and are thus executed
>others attempt to run and are shot in the back
>such was the swiggan death march

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>>33080176
I lost pic related.

>>33080176
I lost a 15 rounder cuck mag, a pair of mechanix gloves and I left my dirty laundry at a furry's house.
I refuse to think about what will be done with my socks and boxers.
I guess things could be worse.

>>33084335
Nah I have your cuck mag which ironically is illegal for me by 5 rounds.

>>33084353
I'm calling the police.

>>33084173
>I swear you're all retarded

typed the weeaboo, as he sipped on his soymilk mocha frappe with half a pump of caramel and low fat cream. He leaned his chair back, away from the computer and rested his head against the smooth grain of the wood paneling that walled his shed. He turned his head to peer out the tiny heart-shaped window of his shed to see if his girlfriend had removed the bright pink sock from the doorknob of the back door to his home, signaling that Theo, her 6'6" bull for the evening had left yet. The sock still hung. He leaned further and noticed that a sedan with a bright Dragonball Z bumper sticker, Jay'sean's car, was now parked in the driveway too. "Looks like it might be an all-nighter" he chuckled to himself, he readjusted the small chair and focused his attention on watching Naruto and finishing the fruit rollup, sticks of string cheese, and apple slices that rest on the tiny table in the middle of the room

>>33080955
There where girls there.???

>>33084322
fuck you

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>>33084499
Nice doubledubs

>>33084441

By tumblr logic? yes.

>>33083486
Nothing of value was lost. Nothing don't believe the lies.

>thousands upon thousands of anons showed up hoping for "more"
>glimmering and shiny eyes some even held off suicide for this exact event
>fun activities planned such as cook outs, work shops on how to shoot properly and drill
>driving courses
>calm relaxing fishing
>russian roulette
>poker
>games
>people traveled over 15 thousand miles by foot to get here
>so much promise for just 1 weekend
>even a cute goat for petting
>anons held off suicide for this
>the disappointment
>read in the paper this morning about how several people killed themselves


Goddamn it swiggan should be ashamed.

>>33084406
Different anon that was funny af, but holy shit that sounds like serious projection

What happened exactly? Somebody didn't clear it with the land owners and the coc/k/s had to evacuate
ASAP?

>>33080910
Hating on Johnson is a meme, just like Sakyua sacrificing a goat and not being a based pillar of the community. We actually had a big chocolate horsecock cake for him to celebrate his birthday at whataburger. True facts.

>Goat killing
>Brass hazing
>Memes irl
>Underage drunk assholes
>Attention seeking trips


press f to pay respects to nuggetfest rip

>>33084322
lol i had that girls gone wild dvd

>>33080184
TL:DR

>"Landowner" was really just the grandkid of the actual landowner and more people than they had said were going to show up showed up.
>Granddad texts grandkid to tell them to pack out because there's more people than expected.
>Area is shitty cell service, grandkid doesn't get the text.
>grandad shows up the next morning, no one's packed out, and the range is ankle deep in brass with more shooting happening
>grandad goes ballistic and 30+kommandos bug out as quickly and cleanly as possible.
>at some point Sakuya does a goat sacrifice.

>>33085104
Johnson turn your trip back on you dirty little kike

>>33083486
>kid tells his grandparents he was gonna have a few friends over to the property
>grandparents say ok
>60 people show up
>gramps is pissed
>tells everybody to leave

killing the goat had nothing to do with it

>>33085097
>What happened exactly? Somebody didn't clear it with the land owners and the coc/k/s had to evacuate
ASAP?

the "landowner" was actually the grandson of the real landowner and lied about how many people were going to show up to his grandfather. gramps was expecting like 20 people, and like 60 showed up. so he got pissed (rightfully) and made everybody leave

>>33080176

Sakuyas made off with lots of beer that no one claimed.

Pick up after yourselves.

Swiggan fucked you boys good and hard.

>>33080974

I don't like you either you kike bastard and not because you're a Jew but because you don't shut the fuck up yelling MEMES non stop.

>>33081140
Yep. That's all you can really do,huh? Lug your filthy,greasy sausage fingers across your $200 gaming PC and click a button. Do you even know what the weather is like outside? You disgusting piece of fucking shit. You're the lowest form of human. K was standing here ready to have a fruitful debate where we both leave learning something new but you instead chose to be a 600lb slimeball of bitterness and regret. Fuck you and you're shitty Lil gun. I can't wait until you blow your brains out and become another statistic.

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>>33086238
>tfw I didn't get fucked by a 12 yo

>>33086476

Same. I saw the red flags and stayed home.

>>33084406
Read this whole post and this is what I thought.
>Hmmm, I haven't had a fruit rollup in like 15 years.

>>33086289
Pretty much. All he does is attention whore his shitty operator setup and talk like a fag in person and pollute these threads with unfunny bullshit.
If you haven't filtered him by now you're just an idiot.

>>33084441
No, I inquired about that in a another thread.

I lost a 7.62x51mm PPU ammo can with about 380ish rounds of ammo in it. Most was in white boxes, marked near the rims with red. The rest was loose soft tipped ammo.

>>33086632
I think I remember that, I helped to load a bunch of ammo cans into creep's van. One of the cans were labeled as that caliber. I'd email creepfinder
about it [email protected]

>>33085132
This makes fucking dashcon look like a well oiled machine.

>>33086462
>>33086603


the samefagging is hard

>>33080176
only huge faggots sue like that

>>33086724
Shut the fuck up Johnson take your painted gun and shove it up your Twink ass

>>33084353
Admitting to felonies on the Internet with your trip on in a thread full of people who have met you irl, that seems like a good idea.

>>33086702
I already did, actually, I just wanted to see if anybody else had seen it. Thanks.

In particular, it still had the barcode sticker on top of it. Do you recall loading on like that?

>>33086756
>>33086765
>2 posts in a row every time
>pretending you aren't the same person

>>33086773
You are delusional.

>>33086786
and you are a samefag nonstop anger posting

>>33086462
dat pasta doe

>>33081662
You ever get your stolen gun back?

>>33086795
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I lost one (1) Ruger Mini-14 5 rd magazine and a Mosin Nagant cleaning rod
So I'm out like $80
$0.25 for the rod and $79.75 for the mag

>>33086632
I thought it was Lake city, but it was a can full of .308, I made sure to get it to creep after no one claimed it when i was running shit up from the bridge

>>33086911
Thanks bro. I'll wait for Creep to email me back on a solution.

For all that happened, I think we had a pretty good exodus. 8 folks including myself really cleaned shit up at the long range, with special thanks to TruckerBro for organizing everyone down there.

Thanks for looking after my shit when I was still down there loading everything up with the other folks.

>>33086886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLghcfqDF0

>>33086906
>Mosin Nagant cleaning rod

Ha, we all saw that when we were cleaning the range out. I'm not sure what happened to it, since it was such a small and thin item. Somewhere in the back of a truck, of course, but no idea after that.

>>33087011
yeah, sorry I wasnt able to get it back to you

shit got hectic and I was trying to make sure everyone got the stuff I was hauling but there was your .308 and then another guys gray plano cans left behind, along with some other shit that was at camp

Im actually surprised that everyone got mostly everything of theirs back

>>33087041
I wonder if its rolling around unnoticed in the back of my Tacoma

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>>33081140
>>33084271
>>33084994

Top kek

>>33084406

Top cuck.

>>33087041
I remember someone asking if anyone lost one and I decided not to speak up because I thought I left the rod in my safe (The rod keeps fucking flying out the front end after the 3rd round)
Then I got home and it wasn't in there, and I remember my buddy took the mosin to shoot

I'm a big dumbdumb

>>33080176
>his plan was to rush everyone off knowing they'd leave shit behind so he could go back and get it all to sell

>>33083521
OY VEY HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ANYONE BUT THE HOLY SIX MILLION JEWS DIED YOU ANTI-SEMITIC NAZI

>>33087299
Creep was old man Swiggy!

>>33081030
I think I saw a pair of Mechanix on the firing line, I was one of the last people to leave. Sorry I didn't pick them up. I did however pick up someone's night force scope cap

>>33081193
I was the guy who brought a bunch of steel. I literally abandoned all my lumber and hardware. I got the lumber for free but all the connective hardware means I'm out $26. Thanks Swig

>>33086632
It might have been loaded in the white Taxoma. I don't know who the truck belonged to. They almost made off with 200 rounds of my M2 ball and a steel target

>>33086906
I literally yelled out "IS ANYONE MISSING A MOSIN CLEANING ROD" and no one spoke up, so you must have been at the lake area or on the trail at the time. I left it where it lay. It's probably still there

>>33087621
Damn sounds like some niggers

>>33087011
Was trucker bro the southern sounding dude in the tiger stripe camo and shades? He was cool. I was among the 8

>>33080712
Dear diary today a trip was a pretty cool guy.

What a complete shit show

>>33086603

I just blocked him on the discord chat

>>33086886
haha...not seen this one in a while. its an older meme but it checks out...10/10

What's the discord room

this kind of shit is exactly why I don't and wont go to these things

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>>33087666
Yeah, that was me. Thanks for the kind words, satan. I was just doing my best for creep senpai. He doesn't deserve to be lied to by scrawny, ezema eyed manlets. I have this condition where I get more rednecky sounding the more stressed I get. So thanks for putting up with me.

>>33089429
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Creep is the man in the arena. 3 years of everything going snoothly thanks to the good graces of weaponized autists is about to come to a screeching halt. Nuggetfest is going to be born again hard. I strongly urge anyone who can to attend the next one, which is going to be on BigDick's property, so none of these shenanigans are going down again.

>>33086769
Can confirm creepu collected the canister.

>>33086721
At least nobody pissed in our ballpit. And we pivoted really well. After we celebrated johnsons bday at whataburger, we all went to a national park and had a great time hanging out with the survivors.

>>33091147

Where does BigDick live?

And what ACTUALLY happy to Mr. Goat?

>>33091147
Trucker, thanks for the Mocha bar. You're a cool guy and I look forward to seeing you again in the future. Stay sexy.
Love, Chucks.

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I want a real rundown of what you fucking faggots did in the woods what the niggering fuck did you retards do.

>>33091963
His senpai has a nice patch of land in MO. Won't say where exactly, but it is perfect. Great campsite, nice range within 200m. Great bonfire. Definitely my best NF experience out of the 4 I've been to. And BD's cooking is phenomenal.

>>33092297
Y-y-you ttoo.

>>33092649
Everything went according to plan until Swiggan's peppep showed up at 1200 wondering why 60 heavily armed autistic death squaddies were camped on his land, firing machineguns, detonating tannerite, slaughtering goats, and trying to repair homemade bazookas. Apparently swiggan told him 4 of us from a "bible group" would be arriving. Peppep didn't buy that and told him to tell everyone there to be gone by sat morning, and he had come to check on the place. So after talking to creep, we spent about 2 hrs exfiltrating and clearing the site, and after rallying at the nearby walmart and celebrating johnsons bday, 20 or so survivors went to a nearby national park to drink beers and shitpost 'round the campfire. Everything went better than expected, desu.

>>33092785
ur mai favurit!!

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>>33092930
>tfw ass slapped by Johnson
never bend over near the Jew

>>33086553
Damn it you ASS now I'm craving one now I'm gonna go buy a box or two

>>33091147
>3 years of everything going snoothly
You mean 3 years of showing up, unwelcome at other peoples meets to steal idea and board culture, taking pictures and vids without permission and being a general shitbag.
Nuggetfest people are all scum and you make the rest of gun owners look like school shooters.

>>33082801
That was morgizz, Flandre found his YouTube and he was 14. Different kid

>>33082775
yes
tl;dr Swiggan was is, and will always be a faggot

What a clusterfuck this is why I love 4chan

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How much money would somebody make if they snuck back onto that range with a metal detector?

- Winter Nuggetfest 2k17 -
Swiggan lied, goats died

>>33095448
Banner whin?

>>33095418
Probably not a lot, Me and a bunch of other autists helped to pick up our brass.
Many of us took the brass with us.
ESPECIALLY if it's something like fuddy awt sicks or 7.5x55. I for one stuffed all my pockets with .223 brass to start up my .300 memeout and 7.62 tok reloading operations

>>33080747
Well by going to NF TX you get both.

>>33086476
>>33086511
implying both of you aren't a day older than 12 yourselves

>>33095075
I have no idea what you are so salty about, but if a bunch of wierdos from the internet getting together to have fun and shoot guns bothers you so badly, maybe you are the one with the problem? Either that, or I'm being trolled.

>>33086756
implying the barrel isn't firmly up his ass right now

>>33096235
see when I say stupid shit I say it with my trip on
When I respond to stupid shit, I do it in a public manner in which you can all eat my asshole

Dont fall into it tookerbroo. Don't fall into it. The bait is tasty but god is it a deep hole.

>>33096299
Well maybe if you stopped shoving bowling balls and the kitchen sink up your ass that hole would shrink some.

>>33096682
>>33096259

you ALWAYS post in 2s. How obvious can you make it?

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A picture i got of the goat the night before he died. I petted him a big and he seemed to know what was coming.

>>33096980
Did they just bring it to kill it for fun?

Hopefully someone ate some of the meat or something. Otherwise seems like a waste.

>>33096716
Wrong friendo
>>33096980
Ishnala

>>33097083
He thinks he's so smart.

>>33080176
How the fuck do a bunch of well armed /k/ucks get forced to do anything? You have the guns.

>>33086886
Confirmed. I was Anon's CO on a few of those raids before he went back stateside to get sniper training. Do not fuck with Anon, Anon.

>>33097209
Can speak for him as well.. I was his spotter for many of his over 300 confirmed kills.

>>33097032
The idea was to eat it. IDK how much actually got eaten once faggot's grandpa showed up and told everybody to gtfo.

>>33097032
The goat was specifically bought for the purpose of eating. Already butchered livestock is twice the cost of live animals, so we bought, killed and butchered it. Our early departure interrupted the actual cooking of it so the meat was shared among those that split the cost of buying it.

>>33097172
We left willingly out of respect to the land owner who was not properly debriefed on the number of attendees.

>>33097280
Ardy, BD and a couple others took the meat with them. BD said he's making jerky with his share.

Here is the official recap of the 2017 TX NuggetFest

>>33097300
>>33097300
>>33097300

>>33096980
RIP

>>33097417
And in pieces, unironically.

>>33085581
>Trying to start shit against so many armed people.