/k/ I am curious. What is the correct and tactical way to react

Jack off on its big gay head

I would seriously just fucking go home. this is not even hunting anymore.

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Well ain't that cute.... IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

>>33073426
Is the correct approach here to buttstroke it?

>>33073426
/An/ literally told you to go home. So you do

>>33073426
rush b

>>33073426
i've had a hen walk over my feet while hunting before, you just sit there and wait. And hope that a jake/tom is following behind her and letting her scout the area

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>>33073426
Resist the laughter
In this situation, I could not pull the trigger, even if that poor creature look directly into the muzzle...
...just sat and giggling like an idiot

What do you think is going through its tiny little mind?

>>33073426
It's a hen. Proper tactical response is exactly what the guy is doing - ignore it.

But dayum...

>>33073765

>holy shit shiny
>food?
>holy shit shiny
>food?
>holy shit shiny
>food?

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>>33073439

FPBP

>>33073818
This inner monologue could describe most of /k/ if you threw booze in there somewhere.

>>33073835
>holy shit phallic shape
>dildo?

>>33073851
Somehow we have rendered the entirey of /k/ into 3 posts.

WE HAVE ACHIEVED SINGULARITY GENTLEMEN AND TRAPS.

>>33073426
the bird is suicidal, just free him from his pain

>>33073426
This is how the Australians lost the Great Emu War.

>>33073860
It's a her

>>33073860
>>33073975
It's /k/ it's always difficult to tell.

>>33073426
The bird is legit retarded, i would just let the bird go

>>33073975
I'm pretty sure this bird has a very manly vagina

chloroform

>>33073975
no chicks on the internet

>>33074061
We have a winner.

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>>33073426
capture, bring her to Petco puppy school.

>>33073426

Quickly angle the gun and shoot it. Turkeys are very skiddish, run from every thing in the wild. This turkey is learning, trying to play on your emotions "If I'm cute, you won't shoot me, you'll just end up going home empty handed" fuck that shit.

>>33074106
Turkeys are annoying and should probably be culled but it's a lot of work for not much meat and not particularly quality either.

>>33073426
>shoot it's head off
>grab it's body
>jam you dick in it and enjoy the twitches it makes massaging your dick

>not making Jurassic park reference and filming it
I know that's no raptor, and I know that's no spas-12, but you could've gotten damn close.

>>33074120

Exactly. I've gone turkey hunting plenty of times. More or less it's mostly just to spend time with the old man, maybe bag some thing for a dinner. There has been so many times turkeys have gtfo from us, just for the smallest of things.

Plus in my area, they will get into my garden and mess it up at times(fenced in garden). So I'd shoot it for that alone. Also a turkey that size, would still provide a lot of meat for my slow cooked Turkey soup.

By not being afraid it has earned its right to live.

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>>33073439
>>33073426
baste the turkey by jacking off on its big gay head

>>33073426
It's a hen and probably illegal to shoot.
But at that point I wouldn't shoot, and just enjoy it.

>>33073426
Trade it seeds and acquire its assistance.

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I would have shot it in the face.

>>33073426
SLIDE YOUR COCK INTO IT AND GIVE IT YOUR SEED

>>33078016
That's a good idea anon, birds usually like seeds.

>>33078016
Lol'd.

>>33073426
This reminds me of the times when people are out hunting turkeys and a deer shows up and just casually walks up to the blind and gets fed snacks.

Animals know when they are immune from humans.

I would grab it by the neck, push its head to the ground, step on its neck while pushing my shotgun over the head, look away when i fire to avoid back blast from debris.

Shut the fuck up and wait for it to leave because if you spook it it's going to start calling and every turkey for a half mile in every direction is going to go to ground.

>>33073426
Magdump and pray it wont get it all over you.

>>33073765
Birdshot soon

>>33076575
>Bribe turkey hen with seeds and she calls in a tom for you to shoot.
BRILLIANT

>>33073426
>/k/ I am curious. What is the correct and tactical way to react to this situation?
Depends if you're a sportsman or starving

>>33073426
at that point you are required to kill it by hand and or knife

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>>33073426
What about this situation?

>>33073426
>waiting for it to stick beak down in barrel and get its head blown off

>doesn't happen

fuck this shit webm

>>33082203
"Coors light" bwahahahaha

>>33082203
Jack off on their big gay heads

>>33082257
EDGY
D
G
Y

>>33082610

stop replying to tripfags you newfaggot

>>33082257
lol me too

>>33082203
remove gobble

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>>33076511

>But at that point I wouldn't shoot, and just enjoy it.
>just enjoy it

You're a sick man.

>>33073467
This
On one of my first hunting trips as a child a quail walked right out in front of me and just stood there...I shot it and I felt really bad afterwards. I won't ever shoot something in that type of situation again unless I am actually hunting for food that I need.

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befriend the outcast and have him lead his enemies to slaughter

his name will be a killing word in their language

>>33082610
Are you one of those "vegetarians" or something?

>>33076740
huh what is that thing

>>33083054

Ptarmigan. The P is silent.

>>33083074
I first thought was an owl, the I looked at the head

this is obviously a battle turkey also known as a war turkey, they are unflinching in the presence of hostiles and will valiantly try to disable enemy positions. you should capture it and train it to be your battle buddy.