>Look /k/, I'll make you an offer. I'll give you

>>33068465
Make it a trap and you have a deal as long as she's not some right wing Nazi

>>33068465

1 gun? Fine.

Limit the amount of rounds I can have for it? Not a chance.

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>>33068465
I don't want an operating gf because then not only will she care about what guns I'll own, she'd care that I only owned 1 gun and 50 rounds of ammo.

Not to mention the fact that netting 7/10's is not that difficult if you aren't a massive autist.

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>I'll make you a counter-offer. I only want 30% of your guns but you can never fuck the 7/10 just enjoy her company and show her off to friends and family

>>33068465
Hmm, can't do it. Counteroffer: two guns and 100 rounds at a time.

How about I get a non operator GF and fuck her and keep my guns without restriction?

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Make it three guns and 60 rounds each and you got a deal

>>33068465
I'm confident I can do better on my own.

>>33068465
They make really great masturbatory sleeves these days.

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>>33068465
>agree to deal
>just put guns in her name
>"own" as many guns as I want
>OP was bamboozled

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>>33068465
Mr. Wonderful,
Here in America, it's pronounced

>SHALL

>NOT

>BE

>INFRINGED

Is she a 2d gf? If so I'd be inclined but if it's 3dpd, deal's off bub.

>>33068465
Can my operator girl own unlimited ammo and rifles? If so ill take the deal, she can defend me and imm eat that ass on the firing line before I use her rifle to shoot at crap in woods , go home and do unspeakable things to her before cuddling and wake up to morning bj beforevwe use her reloader while breakfast cooks.....sounds fine

>>33068465
No no, Kevin. That offer is serious poo poo on a stick.

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>I'll make you a counter-offer. I only want 0% of your guns and you can fuck the 7/10....the only thing I ask from you, is for you to call OP a faggot.

>>33068893
I'm with Hitler here.
>Captcha: nerbone HEILER

>>33068893
Heil Hitler!
>>33068465
OP you're a faggot!

>>33068893
OP is a faggot! Zeig Zeon!

>>33068465
fuck O'leary, this cunt is going to ruin Canada even more than jt

literally a liberal in sheep's wool

>>33068473
>Not wanting her to be a right wing nazi

??????/

>>33068465
I'd take it, yeah.

The gun in my name is the best carry gun I can get, and the ammo I'd have on hand for it most times would be the best carry ammo I could get, and I'd just shoot her guns.

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I don't want a gf.

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>>33069097
Nazis are hypocritical scum

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>>33068465
I'll take it. SBR'd G19, 35 rounds of HP and 25 of AP (or FMJ if I don't get my 50 rounds by magical apparition.

She can own the other dozens of guns and tens of thousands of rounds of ammo we'll keep in the homestead.

>>33068465
Nah I'm good. I'm married anyway.

BTW a good? So if she leaves anon, is the deal off the?

You're deal has lots of holes in it.

>>33068465
Some dumb Naziboo bait "collector" so I can sell it and buy as many modern guns as I want.

>>33069134
forgot to mention the auto-sear. That'd be bretty gud.

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>>33068465
Make her a waffegeist and you have a deal.

>>33069131
>googling reveals that this is most likely not satire, and that are at least some people who agree with its message.

I don't know why this shit still surprises me.

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>>33069066
That's why we must meme madmax into office! Don't forget to sign up for CPC for only 15 syrup shekels before the end of march and you'll be able to vote for the leadership in sometime in May (I think).