This guy suddenly blindsides you on the street, and you forgot

Run away

>>33063560
I ask him why he put peepee in my coke

>>33063571
coward cuck confirmed

>>33063560
Tell him to quit appropriating Polish culture.

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>>33063560

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pocket sand to the eyes

SOP

Spear him when he shows his back.
Grab him by his ponytail as I sodomize him.

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>>33063560
This knife fighting QUEEN blindsides you on the street and you forgot your EDC gun.
>wat do?

>>33063646
tell her dunkin donuts is that way
giver her 2 for 1 coupon

>>33063646
Compliment her for actually getting green hair dye to look like it's supposed to instead of a blotchy streaky mess. If this manages to break her concentration, I'll get out my d20 and roll to seduce.

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>>33063741
> I'll get out my d20 and roll to seduce.
If you roll anything other than a nat 20, a crowd of her beta orbiters will surround you with their Bokken and beat you to death.

>>33063606
>blindside
>Polish culture

what?

>>33063646
>>33063741
ask who she is because I want to know who she is

Run. Anything else is stupid. You're not some magical ninja karate krav jitsu master. You get slashed, you will get stabbed, you will get laughed as they teabag your corpse.

>>33063560
>>33063646
Pepper spray to the face. Tie them up, take them to a locked fenced area and make them fight each other for the chance to get out.

>>33063786
https://youtu.be/Y5Peo3Nt4eM

>forgetting my EDC
>Ever

Yeah no

>>33063881
Guy in the video is using the fictional Witcher technique of swordfighting. The Witcher is a Polish series of novels and video games

>>33063560
Just keep casually stepping back until he chops one of his legs off.

>>33064015
aaa ok

>>33064039
How can he do that with a blunt sword?

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I'm really starting to consider pocket sand a real defence mechanism. Probably make a little leather pocket, fill it with a little sand, cayenne pepper, rust, and other irritating substances found pretty much anywhere.

Tips?

>>33064129
canned mace?

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>>33064129
salt packets

>>33064129
God damn, you fucking autist
https://www.amazon.com/SABRE-3-1-Pepper-Spray/dp/B0007VM8UC/ref=pd_lpo_200_bs_t_2/155-6581655-7480324?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=G2ED1CMG3954C8FFCM5P

>>33063786

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJWL1CczMI

That is a fucking tragedy.

>>33064154
I aint a fuckin retard about that. But that shit aside...

>>33064015
>The Witcher is a Polish series of novels and video games

The guy in the Webm/video IS Polish though.

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>>33063646
Beheading.

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>>33064129
I gotchu familiapi.

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Equip boot derringer
As he bleeds out tear my clothes off to reveal skimpy mid 1800s prostitute garb.

Give him a lapdance as his lungs fill with blood.

>>33063560
>This guy suddenly blindsides you on the street, and you forgot your EDC gun.
>> what do

Improvise/Adapt/Overcome

I definitely see some loose sand/gravel, and an assailant without eye protection.

>>33063646
>This knife fighting QUEEN blindsides you on the street and you forgot your EDC gun.
>>wat do?

>Watch her faint as I drop my drawers.
>Place a mushroom stamp on her forehead.
>BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>33065760
Looks eastern to me.

>>33066476

Indeed he does. You're not wrong based on how he looks. ethnically. But he was born and raised in Poland. He's stated on his livestreams that he's mixed. His biological father is Vietnamese if I recall correctly.

>>33065936
thanks nico autitore

>>33063560
stick a carrot into his eye

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>>33066642
Doesn't make him Polish.

>>33066770

>Born and raised in a country all their life

>not counted as someone of that country

Nigger, what?

>>33066770
I suppose I'm chinese since I spent my first 11 years in guangdong?

i'd like to see him be that fast in a full suit of armor

>>33066908
meant for >>33066800

>>33063560
Id offer to pay for a haircut. Long hair on a guy makes them look like a bitch. I do what i can to help people.
Btw hair on women should be just long enough to cover their nipples when sitting on your cock

>>33066908
did you go to school with Chinese children, eat Chinese food, speak Mandarin/Cantonese, watch Chinese cinema, listen to Chinese music, and celebrate Chinese holidays?
if ye, then you're Chinese

if you went to a school for expatriates and ate American food and spoke English and consumed American culture, then you're not Chinese

the guy in the OP was born in Poland and raised in Polish culture, so he's Polish
fucking /pol/cucks thinking nationality has anything to do with skin color and not culture and socialization

>>33066908
>I suppose I'm chinese since I spent my first 11 years in guangdong?

Well, yeah. I was born in Nuremberg, but raised in the States all my life. Doesn't mean I'm American and not German.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6l3p4Z5Xs4

only answer

>>33067085
I'll be sure to tell people from now on I'm Chinese and proceed to get laughed out of the room.

I'll be sure to put it on job applications too, should make things easier.

>>33063571
The only smart answer

>>33067273
>I'll be sure to tell people from now on I'm Chinese and proceed to get laughed out of the room.

Why would you be laughed at?

I knew a kid in Highschool who was from the DR and immigrated to the states when he was 12. He and had no issue with hiding it where he was from. Didn't even stop him from being one of the top 5 popular kids in the entire school. Kid adapted so well and learned English well enough to the point that I wasn't even aware he was a foreigner until he told me.

>Blindsides me

By the parameters of the question I take a sword to the neck and watch my body die from the ground as my head also dies.

>>33063646

I don't know the context of this strange vid, but

>using any knife with movable parts in a real fight

>>33067443
Because I am thoroughly Anglo/Dane.

>>33067764


Interesting. But none the less, you can't change where you're born. If you ain't Chinese, then the millions of blacks over here in the US aren't American.

>>33067831
>you can't change where you're born
Yeah I know, I wished it enough. A lot of people seem to think it was cool to have grown up there, it was anything but. The armpit of fucking china it is, couldn't have been somewhere nice, oh no. At least my parents were (at the time) wealthy.

>>33063560
Shoot him with my other gun.

>>33067487
Nigga stop watching nutnfancy, you don't need a full tang fixed blade for fighting. Humans aren't made of rock and flesh is easy to pierce. Grab folding knife, and don't stop shanking till they drop

>>33063560
Do all i can to win or die with honor. Throw rocks. Toss dirt in his face and try to rush him. Once i rush him if i get past the blade go for an eye gouge. If he wins then he is the better man.

>>33068464
People under estimate what an inch can do

When it comes to blades or some other stuff lol.

This page knows about stuff being an inch.

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>>33063560
If i cant run from the ninja gook, i guess make a last ditch effort with my kabar...

>>33063579
Guy who would be dead or in ICU confirmed

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>>33063560

>>33063560

quen alt mode

>>33063560
kick his ass

no, literally

kick him in the butt when his back is fully exposed to me, then stomp on his skull when he's down.

>>33066908

>I suppose I'm chinese since I spent my first 11 years in guangdong?

I thought chinks were meant to be smart.

>>33063560
this is what happens when neards go to the gym

>>33063646
>oh no I will I be able to tell who this person with the green hair is with that mask on