>chilling in a town a little more ghettoer than mine >still

>looking back, I had my keys, they're on a lanyard
>I should've wrapped it around my arm, put the keys between my fingers and socked him
>kicked his face in before I ran


So, the point of this story is that, is there something inconspicuous that I can carry around with me as a weapon? I can't carry a gun or a knife or any weapon, not enough funds, and the college I go to doesn't permit it. Is there something I can carry that can be used for day to day life, but can be turned into a weapon? Like my keys for example.

Also, anyone know who pvm are or who they might be? They seem to be a big deal to those guys there, but none of my friends from that town knew who they were, nor anyone I asked.

>>33054291
9Linetactical sells a "bottle opener" key chain that works as good brass knuckles. Called the Odin or something. Also most colleges allow small folder knives (like 3-4 inches) check if they're kosher, they're better than nothing.
Lastly get a chp and carry in your backpack. Fuck the rules, survival comes first.

Also your friends sound like grade A niggers, don't go to that place or associate with those people (chances are they were just fucking with you)

>>33054260
Don't tell dindus that you're gonna stab them. Problem solved. Around blacks, never relax

>>33054337
friend, singular, I only knew that one guy.

that town is a pretty chinky town desu, I'm a chink too.

I can't buy knives or even carry guns in my backpack otherwise I'm the next school shooter

>>33054349
they were chinks/whitey

crazy eyes was white


Where I am, people are pretty well off, so there's not a lot of dindus or crime. Every single black person I know are hard working, focused, and study hard. I know a good few of them from sports and none of them would commit a crime or do anything worse than smoking weed once a month.
in retrospect yeah, I'm not gonna go up to strangers and say I'm gonna shank them

>>33054260
Are you a nigger, spic or white trash?

Kill yourself either way. You write like garbage, have no idea how to tell a story, and sound like subhuman scum.

>>33054416
>>33054384
>chink

Guess I should have read further. You still write like a fucking hoodrat.

>>33054384
Have you ever seen Gran Torino? You sound like the wigger the qt Asian girl was walking home with.

Don't associate with thugs, don't act like a fucking thug by even "jokingly" telling people you're going to "shank" them.

tl;dr: don't be a shithead and you probably won't have problems.

>>33054462
nigga what the fuck man, you down to step i down to step let's go

Bullshit aside, I just thought it'd make the story flow better. i'm sorry if it makes me sound like a degenerate. Will work on

>>33054470
Nah, I haven't watched that

>>33054495
Did you even read what you fucking wrote? It's barely coherent.

>>33054509
If you can't understand what I wrote, I think you need to go back to English class.

I actually read through all that dumb shit and to answer your question

>is there something inconspicuous that I can carry around with me as a weapon

Yes there are many such things but they all would have just made this situation worse. Quit being a dumbass and associating with dumbasses, after you graduate High School this will become very easy.

If you are not in high school and still get caught up in stupid things like this regularly then may G-d have mercy on your soul chinknigger.


Also what >>33054337 said:

>chances are they were just fucking with you

>>33054470
>wigger
Thid

>He doesn't want to be your fucking "homie". And I can't blame him

>>33054556
This. It's why I played so much D&D and only drank with friends while playing D&D while in high school.

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>>33054260
take a wood pencil, break it so it doesn't show if you hold it. drill holes in it between your fingers, shove nails through the holes. duct tape around the nails. this is mine

>>33054291
if a bunch of dudes are gonna show up to kick your ass then nothing but a gun is going to dissuade them.

>>33054701
that's actually pretty smart but I'd prob still get in trouble for it

I guess the best defense is to stop being a fucking retard like everyone says

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>>33055029
ditch it after use, they can't get you in trouble for a weapon you don't have. I mean obviously from the wounds they would know but in court I don't think they could escalate it to assault with a deadly weapon, if it even goes to trial. otherwise get a padlock or some rocks and put them in a sock.

>bonus points for wearing an animal mask like hotline miami

>>33054260
>s there something inconspicuous that I can carry around with me as a weapon?
Try a pair of testicles, and go back to whatever cartoon board you came from, useless

>get cucked
>ask the internet for help
Jesus fucking Christ.....

You sound like you hang out with people who desperately want to be grotesquely thuggish but aren't yet.

>>33055121
>cucked

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>33054260
Pepper foam for medium range threats and a taser for close up work. No lie, my pepper foam has saved my ass more than once; plus it's a fairly passive weapon, so I've never met a cop who cared I had it.

>>33055216
>my pepper foam has saved my ass more than once
Liar

Wait, so this tough guy called for an uber to bring his crew out?

Damn, the world's getting so fucking gay.

>>33055231
Prove me wrong

>>33054384
>chinks and crackers
>act like niggers

Fuck me, have some fucking self-respect.

>>33055301
you noticed that too.

fuck, in my day you didn't get to call yourself a gang unless you were riding around in an old purple or green Chevy with four other armed negroes.

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>>33054291
>>33054260
>looking back, I had my keys, they're on a lanyard
>I should've wrapped it around my arm, put the keys between my fingers and socked him
>kicked his face in before I ran
No you fucking moron. You should have known better than to tell random strangers you are going to shank them in the ass. Your keys probably wouldn't have done shit either.

If you want a self defense weapon get a collapsible baton, but unless you are really well trained melee weapons are terrible for self defense, especially if you are outnumbered. Save up for a gun. Stop buying beer, stop going out to clubs, stop eating out. Within a few months you should have enough for a decent one (I'd recommend saving up 600 dollars personally)

I work a barely above minimum wage job and I have 3 already. If you really need one now, sell some shit and get a Maverick 88 for home defense.

and how the hell are you not able to afford a knife? You can get a decent one for 30 bucks. I carried a leatherman CT33 around with me for most of my college years (mostly just for handiness) and there wasn't a damn thing they could do about it, since it's a tool, not a weapon.

So to sum up

Step 1: don't be an idiot, don't threaten people, don't hang around with thugs.

Step 2:Stop spending money on stupid things and get yourself a decent gun and a license to carry

Step 3:carry it around and fuck what your school says, or just keep it at home to defend yourself if necessary.

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>>33057604
FOUR OR FIVE NIGGAS IN THE MOTHERSHIP, BETTER KNOWN AS A DEUCE AND WE ALL WANNA SMOTHER SHIT

>>33054495
Holy fuck you sound like a drunk bobby lee trying to act like a gangster because you saw Malibus most wanted once. Please don't buy a gun, you'll probably glockleg your tiny dick off and be the next poster boy for the brady campaign.