>Be me >Private Wilson 1st Battalion >Middle of the

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Mobius 2017-02-20 02:28:21 Post No. 33053606 [Report]

>Be me
>Private Wilson 1st Battalion
>Middle of the shit in Nam
>On one of our regular patrols looking for gooks
>We walk past some ricepaddys
>Our Demolitions expert Private Thomson is talking about what hewould give for a bottle of whiskey and some smokes
>He brings it up almost every day although it's still pretty funny
>Patrol leader gives us the signal to stop
>He hears something
>Men start falling at random
>They're bleeding
>Thomsons head explodes like a rotten tomato in a microwave
>My fatigues are splattered with his blood and brains
>We got no idea where the shots are coming from
>We run for cover
>Explosions everywhere
>The charlies hid landmines in the path
>It was a trap
>One goes off right next to me
>Shrapnel fills a good portion of my left side
>I hit the dirt with a thud
>High pitched squeal all I can hear
>Shellshock
>I hear yelling
>WILSON
>WILSON GET UP
>WILSON
>I awaken with a jump
>Im back in my bed
>It was a bad flashback dream
>Alarm says 10:30 AM
>I still hear the yelling
>Its higher pitched though
>HEY
>MR.WILSON
>God damnit Dennis

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:29:58 Post No.33053622
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:29:58 Post No.33053622 [Report]

>>33053606
This isn't /k/ related
>>/pol/

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:30:01 Post No.33053624
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:30:01 Post No.33053624 [Report]

>>33053606

Aren't gooks korean? Pretty sure vietnamese are zipperheads.

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:34:34 Post No.33053671
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:34:34 Post No.33053671 [Report]

>>33053606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:40:54 Post No.33053740
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:40:54 Post No.33053740 [Report]

>>33053671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRE3kjL3Yjg

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:48:48 Post No.33053839
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:48:48 Post No.33053839 [Report]

>>33053740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:52:34 Post No.33053903
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:52:34 Post No.33053903 [Report]

>>33053624
>4chan
>not up on your slurs

dinks
gooks
slants
slopes
zipperheads
swamp rats
swamp nigger
rice nigger
paddy

and many more

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:53:14 Post No.33053914
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:53:14 Post No.33053914 [Report]

>>33053839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:54:06 Post No.33053928
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:54:06 Post No.33053928 [Report]

>>33053903

Paddy is for Irish people.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:55:29 Post No.33053944
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:55:29 Post No.33053944 [Report]

>>33053624
Zipperhead came from the Korean War as well, when Army jeeps would drive over the piles of commie bodies left behind.
Fucking Vietnamese took all of our racial slurs.

Mobius 2017-02-20 02:55:36 Post No.33053947
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Mobius 2017-02-20 02:55:36 Post No.33053947 [Report]

Did anybody get the Dennis the Menace reference at least?

That was the whole point

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:56:29 Post No.33053954
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 02:56:29 Post No.33053954 [Report]

>>33053914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM8ix0siRVQ

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:57:16 Post No.33053967
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:57:16 Post No.33053967 [Report]

>>33053947
No, you're a homo.

Mobius 2017-02-20 03:00:31 Post No.33054008
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Mobius 2017-02-20 03:00:31 Post No.33054008 [Report]

>>33053967
Your mother wears combat boots

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:03:37 Post No.33054039
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:03:37 Post No.33054039 [Report]

>>33053606
>Old ass Mr. Wilson
>only a Private in Vietnam

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 03:10:08 Post No.33054126
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 03:10:08 Post No.33054126 [Report]

>>33053954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw

TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 03:12:40 Post No.33054155
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TooOldToBeHere (ID: !6lL2XjveA6) 2017-02-20 03:12:40 Post No.33054155 [Report]

>>33054126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:15:50 Post No.33054196
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:15:50 Post No.33054196 [Report]

>>33053606
>>Thomsons head explodes like a rotten tomato in a microwave

vietnam teens didn't know what a microwave was

Mobius 2017-02-20 03:17:36 Post No.33054223
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Mobius 2017-02-20 03:17:36 Post No.33054223 [Report]

>>33054039
>>33054196
Anything else I need to fix?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:20:59 Post No.33055701
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:20:59 Post No.33055701 [Report]

>>33053606
Oh shit, nigger. That was glorious.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:08:27 Post No.33056167
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:08:27 Post No.33056167 [Report]

>>33053947
Yes

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:13:49 Post No.33056223
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:13:49 Post No.33056223 [Report]

>>33053903
My favorite one is dog breath

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