What's /k/'s dream war? Who would you like to see

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US vs North Korea (without chinese intervention) it would be like another desert storm, just us kicking ass.

>>33050563

Belarus vs. Russia (real chance of this happening if Putin tries to have Lukashenko overthrown and Belarus absorbed Crimea-style)

Serbia vs. Kosovo Electric Boogaloo (the recent tensions over the Russian-made train with Serb nationalist graffiti made me think of this)

Iran and its allies vs. Israel, without external interference (i.e., no U.S. intervention)

Indonesia vs. Australia without foreign intervention

Brazil vs. Venezuela

>>33050563
Been there, did it.

In an ideal world, all of us - you.

>>33050563
Imperium - Chaos

>>33050563
>Who would you like to see fight
Nobody

>what fight would you like to be a part of?
Preferably none at all

Call me a cuck if you want to, but I have done my service and strongly advocate that my nation should increase the funding to the defence force.

>>33050563
Pretty sure I'd get shunned all the way to /pol/ if I described that.

>>33050563
civil war against the liberals which we win and promptly spins into a conquering of europe and removal of cucks globally.

>>33050660
you sound like a navy faggot

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>>33050563

Rhodesian Bush War

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>>33050563
Holy crusade against the the moslems in the middle east, no nation-states involved, just militias and volunteers from around the world of all Christian denominations dedicated to clearing out the middle east and setting up our own utopia.

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>you'll never be in a cartel hit squad
>you'll never assassinate government officials who refuse to work for you
>you'll never chop up your enemies and hang them from bridges
>you'll never ride around the mexican countryside in rival cartel territory in convoys of 20 trucks with m240s mounted on top gunning down anybody you see
>you'll never have a gold plated ak47
>you'll never get paid more money than you can ever spend to do it

>>33050734

Would it even be possible to convert 1 billion muslims to christianity? Muslims are notoriously hard to convert.

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>>33050787
Not likely, it would be more of a liberation of the current Christians living in the middle east, with a strong unchangeable Constitution to keep the nation free and Christian, and most of the muslim population likely being put into reservations or forcefully evicted to other nations.

>>33050563
I want to fight against Napoleon under General Blucher again. I miss some of my old comrades.

Those were the days. Back when every man's will, valour, and determination made a difference in the war.

>>33050563
I don't America to be a part of any wars unless someone is invading us. Fuck going around and dealing with other nation's bullshit.

I really want to see a 3 way war between Israel, Iran and the Sunnis. India v. Pakistan would be interesting too.

>>33050679

Just speak your mind pussy

>>33050563
China+Russia vs America+Britain
that'd be one hell of a fight

>>33050563
Hillary America vs Trump America

>>33050708
Na, I did armoured Infantry.

I am however a faggot

>>33050814
>>33050734

>Le I want to do a christian Jihad

Edgy

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>>33051096
>le Edgy meme
Edgy

>>33050563

What kind of never served fags actually want war?

>>33050606
>Brazil vs. Venezuela
shit show of the century right there

>>33050709
>Rhodesian with AK
please jump of the next bridge/building immediately

>>33051186
11B stuck in garrison life, I want what this anon said >>33050598

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India vs china

>>33051222
India.
They are going to be a superpower by 2020!

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>>33051186
Well I'm a pilot and I'd love to fly one of those modified crop dusters and bomb and strafe some norks or Jihadists with it.

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>>33051256
Is India become more economically free or is its growth powered by the mass of bodies it has like China and the USSR?

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>>33050606
>Brazil vs. Venezuela

>>33050927
most probably a race war tbqh senpai

>>33050563
American Citizenry vs. American Gov't.

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>>33050781
Has there ever been a grassroots attempt to oppose these people? Militias being formed, guerrilla warfare being waged, that kind of thing?

Buying the Sentinelese Islands from India and begin a long campaign to conquer the local tribal's, eventually turning it into /k/ountry.

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>>33051755
Yes, some vigilantes groups with intent on fighting the cartels have formed, they were a pretty big thing a few years back but people stopped talking about them lately.

>>33051483
wouldn't work, there's no unity among American citizens

>>33050598
Foopboop

>>33050927
I'm sure you can guess on your own, Timmy.

>>33051256
>Pooperpower
ftfy

>>33050781
>you'll never ride around the mexican countryside in rival cartel territory in convoys of 20 trucks with m240s mounted on top gunning down anybody you see

Brings back memories of playing Altis Life, except it was on a greek island and we all had LSATs. Never had more fun in a video game than when pulling a hit on a rival gang's drug convoy and taking everything.

>>33051793

this

the sight of fatass neet /k/unts getting beheaded by stone age tribals will be glorious

>>33050563
Radical Muslims vs world.If we can't cherry pick radicals then a full fledged ethnic cleansing(sorry moderates)....

>>33050660
Let me guess, CAF branch?

>>33051839
>dream war thread
>implying any of these would work/happen

also,
>1775
>nearly half the colonists are loyalists
>wealthy SC farmer having anything in common with a dock worker in Boston

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>>33050563
>what fight would you like to be a part of?

Rhodesia, Bay of Pigs and the present-day Mexican Drug Wars.

I have no time machine for Rhodesia & Cuba so i just go fight in Mejico since is closer.

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>>33050563

I imagine war to be a pretty shitty experience to be in, becoming shittier the further back you go.

That said at least in the past you could rape and pillage as you pleased. Nowadays in the US military you can't even fuck prostitutes overseas.

With that in mind being a legionnaire during Caesar's conquest of Gaul sounds pretty comfy. Get amazing service benefits for the time, travel around the French countryside, 'battle' against backward Gauls, and fuck and enslave qt French girls. Yeah I know they're not the same ethnic French as today, but still.

>>33050563
Never ending corporate war in space.

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>>33051063
>Hillary America vs Trump America

we've had won already

>>33051991
>i like losing

topkek

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>>33051278
You want a regional south American war then, Super Tucanos sound like a blast flying

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>>33051303
What the hell do you think?

>>33051813
they're still around, the mainstream press lampshaded it after it's 5 minutes.

you can read all of their skirmishes and related shit on Blog Del Narco

I'd like to do small unit stuff against cartels and traffickers, but that'll never happen. Who knows, maybe a race war/civil war will happen in my life time

>>33050563

RUSSIA
vs.
NORTH KOREA

"we slay the beast our grandfathers have made"

> safe passage of refugees assisted by ocean to south korea
> north korean navy totally BTFO out of the water by russian super subs and sub drones
> russian specops goes in where angels fear to tread, no official boots on the ground
> russian short range ballistic missiles tear NK infrastructure a two new assholes with thermobarics

>>33051980
>nearly half the colonists are loyalists
>wealthy SC farmer having anything in common with a dock worker in Boston

they were all white men

>>33052010
The current state of the White House, and Washington in general, suggests otherwise.

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>>33050563
liberating north korea

that fat fucking faggot that likes to personally threaten the american people with a nuclear attack just makes it all worthwhile

>>33052287
it's a work in progress m8, he's only been in office for a month now

>>33052280
>implying free blacks and slaves didn't fight
>implying whites aren't still the majority
>implying blacks don't hate the gubmint

>>33050787
>Muslims are notoriously hard to convert
To Christianity? Yeah that could be tricky. But, converting them into fertilizer should be a simple matter.

>>33052354
>free blacks
All dozen of them
>majority
60% if you count spics isn't a comfortable one
>blacks hate government
They love gibs and mouthing off to cops, that's not libertarian, that's sullen welfare children.

>>33052354
>implying blacks don't hate the gubmint

Where have you been? Blacks overwhelmingly vote Democrat, the party of bigger government.

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>>33052025
Yup, as long as you're fighting militias and insurgents, they sound like a great alternative to the expensive fighter jets of today. Just get some willing civilian pilots, train them a little bit, and have a large airforce of cheap CAS for your 3rd world military.

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Ok so rate my autism.

I have been thinking, that once the muslims have become too unbearable here in the EU we can all get together like in the olden times and invade the USA...

We would split the country like so, so each colour represents that countries share where the nationals from that country can reside.

We can build massive walls around each others areas so we don't have to talk to each other.

We'll import our cultures and all our historic buildings over, we'll turn it into a home from home.

Any surviving Americans from the massacres will be genetically tested to determine their heritage (also going by surnames), then they will allowed to live in their heritage country (as long as they're white and the surname is legit.

Ex - John Sanchez doesn't count for a French name even if they are 80% French.

Any surviving Americans who fail to meet to screening will be tossed into the sea.

So what do you think? I have been making preparations for weeks now.

>>33052547
>I have been making preparations for weeks now.
A 12 year old downie could've come up with something more coherent.

>>33052576
It's fairly straight forward, i suggest we start gathering our belongings as I've mailed it to each head of country.

If any Americans read this, just pretend like you didn't see it.

>>33050563
A proxy war between propped up armed factions by European countries, US, and Middle East.
Kind of like Ukraine but worldwide.
Airpower is only used by nation states defending itself, so most of the war is infantry and armor, stolen and homemade armor.

So for example, French faction on french border occasionally raiding, attacking Germany. Germany only bombs within German border. Meanwhile German faction is attacking French faction on their border and raiding into France. Both governments say they don't control the armed factions.
That would be some fuckin' wew lad shit.

>>33052287
>entire MSM, intelligence community, establishment politicians and all the pawns they control actively working against Trump
>he is barely phased is is still able to chug ahead with NO BRAKES
GUYS THIS IS THE END FOR TRUMP! NO WAY HE CAN RECOVER THIS TIME(for the hundredth time)!

>>33052527
Cheap is reltive, if you have a problem with commie's or guerrillas you most likely are pretty cash strapped and I can grunted you uncle Sam or Ivan would supply and groups with AA.

>>33052426
>>33052475

and if the party in power at the time of rebellion is hard conservative and cuts welfare programs drastically?

look at all the butt hurt liberals right now...most revolutions, in my readings, tend to be liberal ideaoligies rising against conservatives

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ASIA ABLAZA
>2019
>Best Korea implodes for reasons no one can fully explain (failed coup or violent uprising)
>China swoops in and annexes their shitty buffer state under humanitarian guise before West can move in
>Huge drain on resources
>2022
>China starts aggressively expanding north after curtailing efforts to expand into the South China Sea
>Glorious Russia and China skirmishes
>Pakistan and India going full Iran/Iraq War after India swings too much dick in Afghanistan (no one really cares. lots of dead brown people)
>Iran sneezes too close to Iraq and America decides to spread some freedom
>Poles blitz into Russia after staging a fake Russian invasion (Copious amounts of eagles overhead for some reason)

This, worldwide provided my gubmint has the cure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_fLr7hCZE

>>33050563

New Zealand vs South Africa

Alternately, Morocco vs Mexico

>>33052707
Tell me there are Winged Hussars involved somehow.

>>33052547
I don't know what country you're from but I'll shoot you in the dick

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>>33053016
>Morocco vs Mexico
now that I would pay to see

>>33052547
>implying Sweden deserves Idaho
>giving Oklahoma to Slavs
>giving entire East Coast to UK

France gets the blackest part of the country though, kek

an anarchist revolution in latin america
i would fight with the anarchists

>>33051200
the Selous Scouts used AKs almost as much as FALs

I want a new pope that has the balls to call for a new crusade, so what >>33050734 said.