Which is harder? Training to become a warrior in ancient Sparta,

My dick.

>>33045038
This guy's dick

Anons dick

>>33045038
His dick

>>33045052
What he said

>>33045038
>1. Anon's dick
>2. Sparta
P O W E R G A P
>3. US Army

>>33045054
Agree with this anon.

That anons dick

>>33045038
His dick.

His dick

Thanks but unfortunately his dick was not an option to choose from.

>>33045038
Anons semi-erect phallus

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>>33045038
I'm an expert on dicks and I have to say that the hardness of this man's dick is off the charts.

Truly a wonderful dick.

Zoomed words?

Probably his dick

>>33045030
Didn't they have assfucking as part of the training? Sounds similar to the Marines.

>>33045219

It's okay as long as you don't kiss and remember to say "no homo".

>>33045030
A dick made out of diamonds which >>33045038 has.

But to answer the question, Spartan, no question.

>>33045030
Ancient Sparta, hands down.
>get injured
>tough it out or get "treated" with "medicine" that had varying effects from beneficial to harmful
>heal incompletely/improperly, be disabled/maimed, or die
At least modern US army basic training also gets you access to modern medicine.

basic training is for weeding out people too braindead to maintain their own pulse

>>33045128
I miss power rankings desu

>>33045030
>Not Athenian

It's like you want to be a meme and lose a war at the same time.

>>33045855
>Athenians were better than Spartans

fuck off Miltiades

if women can do it, it's not very hard

>>33045855
>and lose a war
What, like the Peloponnesian War?

#rekt

>>33045241
These days it's "no homophobe".

>>33045030
Considering Spartan training lasted 11 years, how is this a question?

Also
>>33045988
chekt and rekt

>>33045038
his dick

>>33046105
>Spartan training lasted 11 years,
Holy shit balls! Their anuses must be at least 1 ft in diameter by then.

Sparta training
>drill Sargent actually whips you
>11 years of kicking your ass all winter, still farm in the summer
>when your year 1 and 2 enjoy the year 10 and 11 recruits dicks in you
>eat shit food pre hardtack even on the trail
>drink bad water
>hit the greek equivalent to a pel (tree shaft in ground) with a sword in armor in the sun for a few hours a day
>just survive to 18 in ancient world

Modern day marines
>sometimes leave gets cancled
>people yell at you alot

>>33045038
First post hardest dick

Seeing as how spartan society collapsed their training was fucking stupid.
Harder isn't always better.
Keep It Simple Stupid

>>33046141
>enjoy the year 10 and 11 recruits dicks in you
Herodotus says Spartan law specifically forbad faggotry. Re: his Constitution of the Laekedomonians.

>>33046333
Maybe they shouldn't have tried to keep everyone who wasn't a soldier a slave to the military then?

I'm sure it would have worked a lot better.

>>33045030
Probably the Spartan, if you don't make the cut in Sparta, you probably die, whereas if you don't make the cut in the US Army, you get promoted to Staff Sergeant and given a radio

>>33046376

And?

could 300 of todays elite warriors from any country hold Thermopylae for 2 days?

given sufficient weapons training*

>>33046461
Do they have 1000 other dudes with them?

>>33045030
MARINES

3 EXTRA WEEKS OF BASIC AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM

PUSSY SPARTANS ONLY HAD TO TRAIN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES

>>33046141
>11 years of kicking your ass all winter, still farm in the summer
Manual labor was strictly for the helots.

>>33046380
Yes. They should have granted freedom to the helots in order to create semi-professional citizen army to complement the professional warrior caste in times of need.

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>>33046461

300 divided by four is 75

Providing they have enough Ammo I'm pretty sure 75 Challenger 2's ( 4 crew each ) Could very easily hold.

>>33046540
Plebs? In muh racially pristine Spartan army of absolutely unhomosexual male intercourse? Surely you jest.

Real talk, they weren't concerned about freedom for helots because the professional warrior caste was always enough to beat them back down when they got uppity.

>>33046558
I do believe that the anon meant could 300 modern soldiers hold Thermopylae against the Persians in the original scenario (given sufficient weapons training for contemporary weapons, that is spears and shields...)

>>33046588
>>33046461

Gurkha's

>>33045038
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, this Anon's dick has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed Anon's dick into it at 400 miles per hour, and the dick was unharmed. They then crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into his dick, and the dick came out fine. They then crashed a car made of 400 miles per hour into the dick, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into Anon's dick travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of Anon's dick, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot Anon's dick made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at Anon's dick into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Anon's dicks per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that Anon's dick is the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>33046607
LEL

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>>33045038
Anon has the best dick. Believe me. I've seen a lot of dicks. I've had a lot of dick friends, and Anon... Anons is really great. You know once in this country we had dicks like Anons, and now we don't. But... believe me, we're gonna have hard dicks again. The best most veiny dick. Bigly dicks. We will make dicks great again

>>33045855
>Thebans represent

If you think those guys dicks were hard, just wait to you feel ours! (homo)

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Oh, the marines for sure.

>>33045038
anon's dick is so hard it derailed the thread

>>33045030
>Comparing Sparta to Army basic

Hello class, apparently I'm babysitting retards. Sparta.

Just for the record, and to be fair I was a Marine Infantryman. Sparta was still harder. I might of humped more weight then them tho.

>>33046607
>>33049354
kek

>>33045038
Just thinking about the hardness of this mans dick is enough to make any mans dick as thick a brick

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>>33045030
Since we're posting fag porn now, I'll just leave this here.