Aliens show up at your place. They tell you you'll star

>>33045004
How big are the items?
If there's no size limit, I take a nuclear submarine and 9 tons of food.

>>33045036
>How big are the items? If there's no size limit, I take a nuclear submarine and 9 tons of food.

You have to be able to carry the 10 items on your own.

>>33045004

>>33045004
come on mates, 100m seems like ok pay for 20 years of work?

A handgun to shoot myself in the head because i have no reason to exist anymore.

i just need 1 item and 1 bullet.

>maybe in a million miles
>in a highway through the skies
>someday soon we'll be together

>>33045004
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>33045143
yes

>>33045126
why? if you survive for 20 years you'll be rich and will be transported back to the second they took you without having aged a day? it's basically free 20 years of life. and imagine the stories you could write after....

>>33045163
it still wouldn't be the same.

make it 22 years and give me a chance to change my mind and I'll consider living past 24

>>33045178
>it still wouldn't be the same. make it 22 years and give me a chance to change my mind and I'll consider living past 24

What? Does not compute....

>>33045204
i made some mistakes a few years ago.
no's when I should have said yes
no's that wound up giving me no reason to live.

Send me back a few extra years and maybe I won't paint the walls with my scalp

>>33045232
we would have to pick up that you before he made those mistakes which in turn would lead to you not existing. then that you would suffer from psychological problems all the same, only this time he would blame it on being abducted by us... tricky question mate.

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>>33045253
please do it. pick me up on october 18 2015. Tell me to have her come with me. Tell me I'll regret leaving her behind
Tell me my life will be worth living
Tell me I'll be forever unhappy without her.
Do that or let me be

>>33045266
>girl troubles

Duuuuude! You aren't the first and will not be the last. Stop bullshitting. It'll pass.

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>>33045277
I thought that. I thought I could let it be because i've done that a gorillion times in the past.

It's different with her.

>>33045295
If I was your father, I'd bend you over and beat your ass silly. Stop whining and get a job/life etc.

>>33045295
I'm sorry friend, you seem to have mistaken this for /r9k/ or maybe Tumblr. Please kindly take your business elsewhere. I mean this is a stupid ass thread but you are making it even worse.

>>33045004
Og take Rock brand Rock. Og no need stik. Stik for berrypickers.

>>33045266
You will never get over it, doesn't matter who you're with you'll always remember your first.
The pain will NEVER go away.

>>33045322
> I mean this is a stupid ass thread
Why?

>>33045335
Notice how you don't have a serious answer yet?
>Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
>...and some bitch crying about a girl

>>33045004

How many rounds of ammunition count as an item?

>>33045377
>How many rounds of ammunition count as an item?

irrelevant. you can bring as much as you can carry on your own. for example, you can bring a kajak that you can carry but you can't bring a motorboat. you can bring a bike but you can't bring a hayabusa. if 15k rounds of .338 Winchester Magnum is what you can carry with your other shit than this is what you can bring counting as one item.

>>33045308
>Update
>implying I dont have a full time job where I help people find Allah

>>33045322
Your thread asked what I'd bring. I answered. You replied. I answered. Fuck you for making a retarded thread., don't blame your trash on me

1. large knife
2.small knife
3. 454 casull revolver
4. scoped .22 rifle
5.repair kit for weapons
6. shitton of ammo for guns
7. quality backpack
8.one of those extra large firesteels
9. quality axe
10. good two sided sharpening stone

should cover it all
.22 rifle for hunting small game, 454 casull revolver for killing large game and predators, and those sweet head exploding instakills to prove that im still a god when my tribe starts doubting my thunderpowers.

>axe
>knife
>firesteel
>water bottle
>rope
>tarp
>sleeping bag
>fishing gear
>12ga shotgun with ammo

and a backpack to carry all that bullshit in

I'd probably die within a month or two

boring thread. basic items needed for survival are already well established and generally agreed on. being in dinotown doesn't change anything.

>>33045454
>.22 rifle for hunting small game, 454 casull revolver for killing large game and predators

where do you live now? because this sounds like it could possbly be the worst selection of guns for boing back 12k years ever.

>>33045456
same question goes to you.

>Which items do you pick?
>axe
>machete
>bow and arrows
>shovel

>cast iron pot
>40kg bag of rice

>book on survivalism
>book on woodworking
>book on blacksmithing
>book on primitive crafts (pottery/basketweaving/etc.)
>waterproof bag

>What is your strategy?
Survive on a diet of rice, rice, and rice while gleaning as much information from my books as I can, all whilst making a complete fucking mockery of my species.

Hopefully I'll be able to forage, hunt, and gather before I eat all the rice.

>>33045526
Whoops, I deleted the last book and added the bag, then I added the book back in.

Probably choose the book over the bag, and stick the books in the pot.

>>33045483
pacific northwest

care to explain how a 12 gauge is a bad selection when your goal is to feed yourself?

I already hunt deer with my shotgun in the real world. I would select the same gun regardless of time period. I hunt in densely wooded areas and every deer I've ever taken has been within 50 yards, including when I used to hunt with a .308. a slug puts 'em down just as quick, believe me. but if I happen to see a grouse or rabbit on the trail I can pop in some #4 birdshot and take them with the same gun. other firearms do not have that capability.

I probably shot around a dozen extra grouse I otherwise wouldn't have last deer season thanks to my 12 gauge. I think it's a great choice... unless you are imagining some prehistoric combat scenario?

Had to think for awhile. As I'm in Wyoming and that would have been a sheet of ice most likely.

1. 44 mag revolver
2. Tikka t3 in 308
3. My hatchet
4. Buck knife
5. Tarp
6. Fuckton of ammo
7. 2-3 hundred feet of wrapped parachord
8. Flint steel (with extras)
9. Down jacket with removeable fleece liner
10. Waterskin

Tarp and parachord to help my shelter be a little more water proof than just plants. Fleece liner will be my go to during warm summers but then again most likely be frozen so down wins.

.308 to hunt mammoths and other large beasts for food / scare of tribesmen from afar.

44 mag revolver for in case I ding out I just fucked up big time: e.g. Saber cats and dire wolves or worse.

>>33045550
>pacific northwest
k
>care to explain how a 12 gauge is a bad selection when your goal is to feed yourself?
it's not bad but it's also not really ideal imo, especially if you consider that the NA magafauna 12ka ago was much bigger than today... shotgun is versatile as you describe below but I sort of have my doubts too at times...

>unless you are imagining some prehistoric combat scenario?

would that be so far fetched?

>>33045004
further rules explanation:

If you bring a gun, the gun is ONE item. The ammo for that gun counts as another separate item. How many rounds you can bring counting as one item depends on how much you can carry; remember that 10krds of 7.62x39 will weigh in at 163kg - so you are not bringing that much.

>>33045328
Lol as much as i hate to admit it, this is pretty true. Its different though later but still every once in a while

Op's list:

1 race ax
2 medium carpenter's saw
3 medium size knife
4 8'' firesteel
5 3 quart stainless pot + lid set
6 AKM
7 2k rds of AKM ammo
8 HOWA HOGUE in .338 Winchester Magnum
9 2k rds of .338WM ammo
10 backpack

>>33045004
>reality TV show that lasts 20 years and features me masturbating and shitting
gay aliens but 100 million is 100 million
1. bike with bags on the sides and a basket on the front
2. .22 rifle
3. 2k rounds for said rifle
4, 5, and 6. books on primitive crafts, blacksmithing and woodworking
7. six inch blade
8. axe
9. those little patches that come with glue to fix holes in bike tires
10. firesteel
my plan would be to wow any ''people'' with my supercharged slingshot and fire making abilities. Then I'd wow them with my powers to teach them to make shit like baskets then I'd tell the aliens to eat shit and begin building weapons to take over the continent. I don't even know if people existed all over North America during 10000 BC. I'd also get the fuck out of primitive Florida, it's a hellhole now, imagine 12 thousand years ago.
>>33045047
What if I want to remain stationary?

>>33045948
>>reality TV show that lasts 20 years and features me masturbating and shitting

ayes have a different understanding of time. they can fast forward you and then watch all the cool shit in an hour.

>1. bike with bags on the sides and a basket on the front

lol. you have no understanding of what natural landscapes look like do you? why do you think romans had such a boner for building roads?

>What if I want to remain stationary?

you can but us still need to be able to carry all your shit out of the door. stop trying to cheat integalactic ayes.

>minigun
>9 selections of 1 gorillion rounds of ammo for said gun

>>33045998
>minigun
>9 selections of 1 gorillion rounds of ammo for said gun

congrats, what do you do when the battery runs out?

>>33046013
not that anon, but you have 20 years time to figure out means to charge batteries

>>33045948
>4, 5, and 6. books on primitive crafts, blacksmithing and woodworking
Did you copy me?!

>bike with bags on the sides
They're called panniers. Also bicycle inner tubes don't last very long, you can only patch them up a couple times. If you're doing some serious distance with it loaded down, that could be as short as a few weeks.

I'd recommend a cart or a stair-trolley if you're looking for something to haul with, old school style solid rubber bicycle tyre if you're looking to travel with. I dunno when they went extinct, but maybe there's some horses in America back then too?

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>>33046038

>>33046050
The fact that solid rubber tyres were around for decades whereas those never caught on makes me suspect they have some disadvantages.

>>33046061
going on concrete/asphalt you'd kill yourself - that's how slippery that shit it. 0 traction. they used this because of rubber shortage.

>>33046038
yes because they were great items and I'm an uncreative hack
>>33045989
It'd be difficult but beats walking
>>33046038
>horses
Probably not domesticated if there are some
>cart
Good idea, I'm taking it, like I said I'm a hack

>>33046084
>horses

I'm surprised nobody picked their dog....

>>33046013
Find a way to make it rotate and fire like a gatling gun via wood and stone tools ala minecraft :)

>>33045004
A lot of people are forgetting the importance of having a first aid kit and antibiotics.

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>>33046085
I'm surprised no has picked their gf/wife. Really makes me think.

>>33046086
dum

>>33046025
happy figuring out. to make a dynamo would equal setting up an industrial center. do you even know how to make copper wire? what are you going to use for insulation of the wire? invent lacquer/paint? magnets? and all that while fucking Smilodon chases your ass....

>>33046092
>I'm surprised no has picked their gf/wife. Really makes me think.

Mine is a liability today, would be a death sentence in 10kBC

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>>33046098

... Mine is too fat to carry.

although she would make a great mattress.

>>33046094
Hey man ya never know
gotta improvise some times

Probably just some basic shit like knives and rope and whatnot. Some books on survivalism, hunting, foraging and cooking too, specifically ones for the Australian climate if possible. I know next to nothing about survivalism, but I'm a decently fast learner.

1.) Silky saw
2.) Saiga12k shotgun
3.) 3000 shells combination of slugs, buckshot, birdshot
4.) 2 x Palatka
5.) Flint
6.) AK bayonet
7.) Hammer + 3000 nails
8.) Water bottles
9.) Sleeping bag
10.) 50 x Claymore mines

Turtle mode survival russia style

>>33046281
>Turtle mode survival russia style
what?

>>33046296

There's a comfy YouTube channel called survival russia. The host is this old Danish soldier, he lives out in the woods with his family. He does some interesting survival stuff, I recommend it

1. A pack of toilet paper
2. A surefire flash light
3. A zippo lighter
4. A carton of cigarettes
5. A box of mre's
6. A case of smart waters
7. My smart phone (for gps and netflix)
8. An air mattress
9. My highpoint .45
10. I think I only need 9 items

>>33046346
>7. My smart phone (for gps and netflix)

must be b8?

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>>33045354
blogposter

>>33046038
Horses were brought in by the europeans so no horses yet

A reminder that any people you contact will soon start dying of all sorts of diseases.

>>33045328
she wasn't my first

but i loved her, i'm pretty sure.

>>33046356
I was just playing.

1. At least 2 miles of parachord
2. 8' cast net
3. A medium sized knife
4. A tree felling axe
5. The clothes on my back (sturdy jeans & shirt plus my military surplus bought gortex parka 2 jacket and pants. All yall been going back naked as far as I'm concerned)
6. My Bcm jack-a with acog
7. 3k rounds
8. 50 lbs of salt
9. 240 disposable Bic lighters (figuring 1 lighter per month at a total weight of 10 lbs, I can make fire with or without a fire steel but why? A lighter would just be more convenient)
10. A package of heirloom seeds.

My strategy would be: in on the north GA mountains. That should be a sufficient environment to sustain life. I could use the axe to build a nice log cabin with stylish modern undertones. I would use the cast net for rainbow trout because fuck you DNR in 10000 bc. If I wanted to travel I would hollow out a tree and kayak my ass to the ocean where life is sure to be more abundant. The Richie would be used very very sparingly for hunting and that deterrent. I would need to procure some neanderthal pussy. Maybe I should change an item to a razor so she can shave that hairy thang. Since the first people were nogs anyway at the end of the 20 years I would step out on her and my kids. Return to the present with my millions.

>>33045004
1. A boar spear
2. A machete
3. FN FAL
4. 1000 rounds for it
5. A cooking pot
6. A working breed puppy
7. A backpack
8. Blankets and warm clothes
9. Firesteel
10. An older phone with good battery with books on survival, primitive crafts, prehistoric cultures, chemistry, geology and stuff on it

>>33046508
How would you charge the phone?

>>33046465
And now shes fucking someone else. Get over it. Boo fucking how. If you can't get over it in a week then you are damaged goods. Lesser inferior stock. You should probably an hero.

>>33046489
>9. 240 disposable Bic lighters

at first I though you wanted to use them as trade items. pretty sure hunter-gatherers would kill for that shit. or a firesteel.

20 years worth of Jameson gold reserve and nine different flesh lights

>>33046596
I specified, it's an older phone, one of those that could work for days on one charge. I'd only turn it on when I'd need it.

>>33046751
pls try to be srs. Fhtagn is paying a lot for alien HBO to watch this.

>>33046841
>work for days on one charge
.... 20 year show
You'd better change one of your items to a nomad charger and hope it lasted that long. Simply turning on/off a cell phone for 20 years to research how to live in the wilderness whilst living in the wilderness is a moronic idea.

>>33046723
Hadn't thought about trade, yeah thats a good idea. I'm sure I could make 1 lighter last longer than month too. So I'd have expendable trade items.

>>33047130
>I'm sure I could make 1 lighter last longer than month too.

in all seriousness, why would you not always have a lit torch for defense? you ain't going to be running out of sticks to burn. you should only need a firesteel/lighter when you by accident let your fire go out...

>>33045608
>.308 to hunt mammoths and other large beasts

I think you'll need something ALOT bigger than them friendo

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>>33047201
>ALOT bigger

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Fuck. I'd imagine forgetting about the whole ordeal after a few years. Imagine if you survived the the 20 years and suddenly got zapped back. Your social skill would be lacking to say the least.

As if one season is going to last 20 years

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>>33047233
>win the gaem
>get back
>start writing about your exploits
>call it science fiction
>tell archeaologists/anthropologists how it is
>they are wrong about everything they say
>they sperg out and call you incompetent
>you are now even more red bulled about academia's failures because you've seen it first hand
>go to Lascaux Cave and look at the paintings you made with your kids

>>33047284
it's aliens, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>33047122
I don't need to do it for 20 years, I only need to research whatever I need once, and I will write a summary if there's something I could forget (on birch bark). I already have decent survival skills, so I won't need it immediately. After that I think I'd only need it to last like a couple of years, working for an hour or two a month on average, so that's no more than 48 hours total, which is well within what those phones could last, especially in flight mode.

>>33047147
Perpetual fire, yes, if I'm stationary. Although there are old ways to transport smoldering fungi in a leather sack, a lighter would be more convenient if we're to kayak to the ocean.

All of these items are for convenience anyway. It can be done without if you have the skills.
On that subject, here's one of my favorite YouTube survivalist. I would suggest learning a few of the techniques he shows.

Primitive technology: All: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGnWLXjIDnpBR4xqf3FO-xFFwE-ucq4Fj

>>33047201
Karamojo Bell killed over 400 elephants with 7x57 Mauser.

>>33047450
He does litteraly everything without any modern tool or weapon.

>>33045526
Pretty good stuff, though I might skip out on the woodworking book personally. I also think a hammer might be more useful than a machete. After all, a good hand sledge can also double as an anvil...

>>33045004
Why do I feel like these threads are made by the feds to gather intel on how to out-survive us all on our home-turf?

Just saying.

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>>33047614
>Why do I feel like these threads are made by the feds to gather intel on how to out-survive us all on our home-turf?

>>33047450
OP, is Primitive Technology guy an item? He looks pretty easy to carry.

>>33047614
Yeah that's exactly what they're all concerned with. How to outsurvive a bunch of nerdy faggots with no actual survival or military experience.

>>33047638
>>33047450
>>33047472


dudes, Australia is a pretty tame country if you disregard the sneks and stay out of the water. North america and Eurasia are a different thing in terms of megafauna and climate.

>>33047646
If we are nerdy faggots why worry? Maybe real worry is that just manage better?

>>33045004
>10000BC
>Central Finland
I'd say warm clothes x 10

>>33045004

>10 items

1 book on farming, a bull whip, and 8 nigger slaves.

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>>33047788
>those digits

>>33045004
This is very, very important,
butterfly effect, or the Novikov self consistency theory?
If I'm going to fuck up my timeline by going back, kms before they send me.

>>33045948
>leave prehistoric Florida
U no like being chased by terror birds, sabertooth cats, skunk apes, and other weird shit?

>>33045047
Can one of my items be a midget survivalist?

>>33046489
Blue Ridge?

>Central VA

>Warm clothes, including a new pair of really good boots
>knife + stone
>firestarter
>huge block of salt in a waterproof bag
>as much paracord as I can realistically carry
>Kindle fully loaded with books + solar charger
>Pre-64 Winchester 70 in .30-06. Mounted with irons as well as scope
>2k rounds
>Recurve bow with a pack of extra strings
>500 arrows with modern broadheads

I understand the importance of a boomstick in this situation, but quite frankly an understanding of the native language would be the most important. Another important factor would be whatever kinds of illnesses that are floating around that your immune system has never encountered before. Your best bet would be to become a quasi spiritual figure for a tribe, and teach them things like basic sanitation and basic logic. This is assuming they even have a language beyond grunts at the point you're transported to. Other things not accounted for: climate, lack of ability to find other humanoids, and potential upset of the balance of power between tribes.

>>33045117
Are you questioning if 5 million a year is ok pay?

>>33046092
>not wanting to bang qt native primitive human girls for 20 years, making them your concubines as you assert yourself as top unga-bunga with your magical tools and firearms

I do not want to be in my late 50's in 10000BC, the odds would not be in my favour.

>>33049724

This nigga has the right idea with the bow. A modern bow (Assuming you know how to use it) would outshoot anything the savages could make, almost to the point where you wouldn't need a long gun.

>>33045266
Yeah nah, go with the scalp painting.

>>33045004
>North Dakota

For starters fuck no. I don't know how mother fuckers lived here a hundred years ago. Maybe with a bike like other anon advised I can make my way somewhere more livable solo like Utah or something.

>>33049826
>come back to the future
>all the natives look like you

>>33046410
Horses came from North America originally...

>>33045004
1. Bred Jennie goat
2. Belgian Shepherd bitch bred to Border Collie.
3. That jailbait chickie from the gym, if rules allow, or a dog carrier with 3 hens and a cockerel if they don't.
4. Dry rations sufficient to get me and animals into summer packed in reusable metal cans
5. 30 lb crate of trade hawk heads, spear heads, arrow heads, and metal fish hooks.
6. Solar panel, tablet, bluetooth speaker, rechargeable flashlight
7. Duluth Pack Paul Bunyan 155 liter full of cold weather gear and camping durable midlayer clothes.
8. .45 caliber Flintlock double rifle, minie ball bullet mold, 15 lbs lead ingots, filled powder horn.
9. Shoemaker's leather working tool and knife set
10. Folding or inflatable boat sufficiently large enough to carry all above.

I'm going to emerge in a triangle formed by a colossal melt water lake and several monstrous rivers draining it. The flow should be comparably quiet due to winter, but I need to escape this box to get further south to set up a decent farm, the soil hasn't regenerated here yet from the glacial scouring. Once I'm out of the box and reach the tree lines, I haft the spears and a few of the hawks, build a bow (or two if I have a companion), and make a travois for dragging muh gear.

If I've got chickens instead of a tight little hard body blonde companion, I seek to trade some hawk heads for a bedwarmer when I find natives willing to trade.

Then I find a defendable location with secure access to water, and get a stockade built. Once we've got a surplus going, we start to expand our livestock populations and trade.

>>33050063
But they weren't what you would recognise as a horse and were extinct by 10,000 bc

>>33049785
>understanding of the native language
But you can't take it, it's not an item.

>whatever kinds of illnesses that are floating around that your immune system has never encountered before
Chances are, there weren't many, so it'll be the other way around >>33046415

>This is assuming they even have a language beyond grunts at the point you're transported to
Dude, you are transported to 10000 BC. People had proto-language 200000 years ago, and fully developed language no later than 75000 years ago. In 10000 BC there were large settlements and proto-cities of the first agrarian cultures.

>climate
It's the end of the Ice Age, or rather the first millenia after it. You'll have a hard time finding Mammoths in Europe, but they are still somewhat common in Siberia. Neanderthals are long gone though.

>lack of ability to find other humanoids
Believe me, there won't be any problems with that.

>>33045004
This shit is already inspiring spinoffs and there aren't even 150 posts, so bump.

>>33047201
A 308 can kill a fucking whale jackass.

>>33045266
Fag. You know there is roughly 3.5 billion women in the world right? They're all the same, roughly speaking. Stop bitching and get fucking.

>>33050160
Pretty sure I'd recognise a wild horse as a horse, m90. It's not like they had tusks and a purple lion's mane.

>>33049639
Other side of the mountain, Dahlonega.

>>33045004
>Aliens show up at your place.
The first order of business: I jack off on their big gay heads.

>>33051410
They were 3 feet tall, had extra toes, and they lacked manes.

>>33051641
I think you're wrong, so does Wikipedia and a cursory Google search. Horses do not simply evolve less toes in twenty thousand years, shit takes longer than that.

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1. M24
2. High tech Kayak that's super lightweight and advanced and shit
3. inflatable raft to carry shit
4. M1911
5 & 6 / A lot of .308 & 45ACP
7. Books on living on the land/surviving in the outdoors
8. Water Proof duffel bags to put ammo/books/food in
9. Survival Multi Tool
10. Large quantities of MRE's which will be used while I situate myself and learn to live off nature

>>33045004
>solid expedition bag
>tent
>axe
>knife
>flint
>22lr revolver
>some other firearm but I am undecided at the moment
>large jar of seeds, probably some type of crop cycle but I am unfamiliar with that
>tooth brush, medical aid kit with antibiotics and other medical supplies
>book that contains survival instructions, gardening, medicine, plant identification, basic engineering, etc.

20 years is a long time and I think most of us will die from illness. It only takes a cold or something worse and then you become extremely vulnerable.

That being said, I would spend most of my time doing cave art. I would draw elaborate murals depicting aliens coming down from the sky, educating mankind, and create the idea that we were born from aliens.

I would recreate our solar system on caves, do math related art, draw art of spaceships, phones, communications, different types of technology, electricity, computers, and make paintings of myself as being the first "man" and try to create a religion surrounding myself. I would detail an elaborate scripture writings of myself about how I was born from aliens and I would create this everywhere. I think that would be fun and it would puzzle scientists for eternity.

If I survived the 20 years, it would be interesting to see how humanity changed. Would we still have the same dominant religions of today? Or would people follow the religion of my creation?

>>33045004
do I get to keep the items I bring with me after the 20 years?

>>33045456
>dinotown
>10,000 BC

History is not your strong suit, is it?

the worst you'd have to worry about is maybe Smilodon (assuming america) since I'm pretty sure most animals learned to fear and stay away from humans by that point anyway.

1. The biggest fire steel they make.
2. Medical Kit
3. Forestry axe
4. High quality fieldcraft knife.
5. Portable solar charging array
6. Tablet with waterproof and shock proof case preloaded with literature on everything from survival to recreational reading + porn.
7. 50 caliber Barrett with 4x Trijicon
8. As much 50 cal ammo as I can realistically take
9. My .22 Izmash 7-2 ko
10. As much .22 as I can realistically take.

And just hope that it isn't winter when I go, otherwise I would probably die from exposure before I could get a shelter built since I am not taking a tent or sleeping bag.

I throw pocket sand in their big stupid eyes, then shoot the filthy Xenos with my mattress pistol. Then I sell their bodies to science for 100 mil.

1.MN, so fuckwarm winter gear
2. Wood axe
3. Heavy duty fixed blade utility knife
4. Fishing kit
5. Fuckload of bic lighters
6. Medical kit stocked with antibiotics
7. Big ass package of modern cannabis seeds
8. Kindle with solar charger loaded with maps, survival books and books on the flora and fauna of the time
9. Modern compound bow with spare strings and plenty of broadheads
10. Heavy-duty rickshaw type cart thing that can carry my shit and also act as a shelter.

I'd head south until I got to a more favorable climate near other humans, set up a homestead and start growing pot. Modern marijuana is more potent than anything they'd have around at that time, so I'd get the natives hooked and then trade it to them for supplies. Over time I'd build myself a fortress and big ole wall around my dope field. I would introduce capitalism and the concept of hired labor. Eventually I would build a small trading empire and then just sit pretty until the timer ran out.

>>33054407
>millennia later students are taught that capitalism was invented by the legendary merchant "Dood Whiid ElMau"

>>33054407
Well the locals wouldn't have had access to any marijuana, because it's from central Asia.

I don't know what North American fibres are around, but you could make rope out of it too, which would be extremely useful 12,000 years ago.

Rope's pretty easy to make once you know the basic premise, you could make paper and something like cloth/linen potentially too but I wouldn't trust my ability to be able to work that out compared with rope.

>>33054975
Exactly. Clothing and paper too. Between weed and hemp you'd be able to trade with pretty much anyone.

>>33047561
I was thinking about the back side of the axe could be used as a hammer, and if I could actually do some blacksmithing, making a rudimentary hammer using the back of an axe could be easier than making a rudimentary machete or shovel with a hammer.

It's a difficult choice, because you have to weigh up which tools are best to have in modern high quality, and which would be easy enough to reproduce with no previous experience but the benefit of 12,000 years of hindsight.

That's why I opted not to bring any flints, whetstone, or grinding tools. They're relatively unprocessed, un-manufactured goods that I don't think it's worth it.

I'm still not sure whether a pick or a shovel is the better choice though, but went with the shovel in the end.

>>33046465
if she wasn't your first then it should not have hurt as much, make sure you buy a stretching kit and tons of lube, the trick is doing it to yourself a few times first and I can't stress it enough get enough lube.
this too shall pass.

>>33045004
>Book on agriculture
>Book on survivalism/outdoorsmanship
>Entrenching tool
>Sack of grain seeds
>Sack of taters
>Sack of live coffee beans
>Marijuana seeds
>15 lbs of cocaine
>Hatchet (all steel)
>Flint/steel

All of this could be had at under 100 pounds, which is a heavy load but serviceable. Use the hand tools and books to craft bow/arrows and a shelter. Plant a small homestead at the foot of a mountain to grow your grain/taters while giving access to a higher elevation to keep the coffee going. Hunt opportunistically while you tend the gardens. Enjoy your blissful life far away from civilization and even if you totally fuck up, at least you'll spend your last days coked up like crazy.

>>33053684
The world is only 6,000 years old. Who knows where these fuckers are sending you.

>>33045004
1. a Victorinox SwissTool X multitool.
2. a KABAR knife.
3. a high quality bow, arrows, and a slingshot.
4. a knife sharpening stone.
5. a flint and steel.
6. as many antibiotics, painkillers, and bandages as I can carry.
7. large scissors, nail clippers, and toothpicks
8. spare clothes and a sponge
9. a metal pot or bowl plus a spoon, a fork, and a knife
10. a high quality axe or a machete

>>33045004
10 items? :D

>1 m82A1 barret .50 cal sniper rifle
>1 backpack FULL of ammo
>a reloading bench
>a pickaxe
>a cast for making .50 cal ammo and shells (that counts as a 2 parter, so now im at 6)
>a shovel
>a giant crate full of vodka, its useful for more than starting fires
>a backpack full of supplies
>and that one friend everyone has that can play the clasical guitar SUPER well

10 items you cant survive without.

>>33056956
Or just replace the barret with some .338 Lapua rifle and the guy friend with a super hot chick whose also a whore to fuck all night long for warmth

>>33047130
I kept the same Bic lighter for an entire deployment. You can make them last

>>33050894

show proof

what a minute, can I change the future?

>>33045663
Maybe youre not you fucking manlet, get /fit/ lift huge.

op can I change the future
>>33049528
best part is I didn't even need to find out how bad Florida was in 10000 bc because it's crazy right now. I'm guessing it was one giant fucking swamp filled with giant gators, fuck that I'm out
>>33049785
You don't even need to know the language, if you have a gun it puts you miles ahead of them. Hell, they might even think you are a God and bring you food and shit because you can kill things from a distance, in a second.

>>33045948
HE TAKES A .22 RIFLE.

THIS GUY.

You can carry a million snares for the weight of the rifle and ammo, and anything you can kill with it you can catch with snares, plus they're reusable and you can catch far more food than you can taking the time to hunt. A .22 is negated for survival purposes for this reason. Bring a real gun that can take down untrappable game and also be used for defensive purposes.

Stop saying .22s are "survival rifles". This fudd meme needs to end. They're a now overpriced bb gun.

>>33046346
>a Zippo lighter
>dries out after 2 days and you're left trying to make fire with the Flint

Just use a Bic they last like 20,000 lights or get a magnesium firestarter. Keeping fire going for as long as possible was a virtue back then so get your fuel stacked up beforehand. That one lighter or a pack may actually last through the years.

>>33053530
Holy shit this nigga would became Thoth...

>>33057247
That whole list was bait bro.

>>33053530
You dummy, the aliens aren't actually time traveling, they're just putting you in a virtual recreation of that time period, why do you think you get to return to the present time without having aged at all?

On the other hand, your silliness would make for great tv, so they'll love you for that.

>>33057182
>You don't even need to know the language, if you have a gun it puts you miles ahead of them. Hell, they might even think you are a God and bring you food and shit because you can kill things from a distance, in a second.

Wow, do you actually think that? You know they would just watch you from a hidden vantage point, realize you're human, and then kill you in your sleep and take your stuff, right?

>sharps rifle
>40000 rounds of 45-70
>stereotypical cowboy outfit
>2 Bowie knives
>a colt saa in .357
>a marlin 1894c
>2000 rounds of .357
>a book on the language of the time
>a backpack full of supplies
>a tent

I'd get a head start on genociding the buffalo with the sharps and use the other guns on any uppity Indians that try to stop me just like my ancestors

>>33057223
when did I ever say .22 is a survival gun? It's a light weight gun with light weight bullets meaning more holes in whatever lives in prehistoric Florida. Snares aren't going to do shit because everything is fuck huge, you can't claim that .22 is going to do nothing then say that snares are effective. Why don't you just make snares? You can't make a gun while you stuck in 10000 bc but you can make a snare.
>>33057309
wtf I hate whatever humanoids were in Florida 12000 years ago

>>33045004
>Khukri
>big knife
>small knife
>fuckhuge first aid kit, antibiotics with a really long expiration date
>axe
>flint firestarter kit
>swedish mauser
> 12 gauge over/under shotgun, with .22 and 6,5mm barrel insert
>all the ammo i can carry
>gun maintenance kit, with oil and all other stuff needed

if hardmode, and each round of ammunition counts as an item;
>big knife 440b
>a 50 kg 1095 steel pole, with weak points so it can be broken off into many smaller pieces
>a blacksmith hammer head
>a flint stone, 5 kg (they're not native here)
>a 20 kg anvil
>a huge roll of really strong nylon string 10 kg
>a fuckhuge seed potato
>a friendly domesticated ram with great genetics, just reached maturity
>a friendly domesticated ewe with great genetics, also just reached maturity, also, it's been tested to be genetically compatible with the ram
>a friendly, domesticated rural nurse, with great genetics and wide childbearing hips. Also, she's got a woodworking hobby, and is a county champion in yodeling, competitive gardening and fly fishing.

>>33057339
>a book on the language of the time
No such thing. The most we can reconstruct is something that people spoke in ~5000 BC, and even that is highly hypothetical.

>>33045526
>>cast iron pot
>he doesn't know about those ruskies that went camping in siberia for 60 years and how their pot eventually just rusted away to nothing.
i'm taking a ceramic pot tyvm

>>33045004
>go back in time with textbooks
>teach niggers the english language and how to read before anyone else knows how to.
>we wuz kangs becomes real.

>>33057823
>breaks on the first week
20 years is not 60, and you'll be able to make your own stuff eventually.

>>33045004
>AK-107
>Several thousand rounds of 7N6
>Axe
>Solar powered Ebook.
>Hammer
>Several thousand nails
>Plenty of clothes
>Tent
>Sleeping Bags
>Healthy virile woman.
With a bit of prep I could carry all these long enough to walk through a door.

>>33045004
Well the abbodiginees have been living here FORTY THOUSAND YEERS, MYLAAANNNNN so I'll just hook up with the NOONGA tribe and be cool

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>>33047693
>Central Finland

i have bad news for you:
"The last ice age in the area of the modern-day Finland ended c. 9000 BC." -wiki

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>>33045004
1 Exoskeleton
2 Shield generator
3 Microfusion realtor
4 Jet engine VTOL
5 Microfactuary
6 personal Nanobot hive
7 100 Terabyte hard drive filled with DRM free media
8 handheld teleporter
9 modular laser weapon
10 your mom

>>33057804
nigger they're aliens

>>33045232
We all make mistakes anon. Jeez

1. AK 47
2. As much ammo as I can carry
3. Extra parts for said gun
4. AX
5. Carton of matches/lighters and or flint
6. As much food as I can carry including those tablets that purify water
7. A few books on science/maths/art/language and some decent long novels (Probably the bible too as well as a porn mag) Maybe even a book about the plants and animals of the day as well as a map
8. Extra cloths (winter gear basically)
9. Stab vest and helmet
10. Medkit

>>33045004
I'll give it a shot
1. Waterproof book with catalog of local flora/fauna and how to hunt/cook/craft/make medicine from them.
2. Good axe
3. Good knife with sharpener embedded in side of sheath
4. Scoped hunting rifle, something medium to heavy guage.
5. 500 rds ammo. Expect to usually bow, spear, and traps as primary hunting means with rifle for defense/emergency.
6. Good tent
7. Water filter and bladder to last me until I can start firing some clay pots to boil in.
8. Sturdy pack, minimum 65L.
9. Full first aid kit (bandages, tape, sutures, needles, instructions, some antibiotics, the works)
10. Good sleeping bag

>>33060172
So what? Why don't you just ask for a fucking transformer robot that can do everything?

>>33060278
So... you can't make a fire?

>>33061738
5. Carton of matches/lighters and or flint

>>33061746
Yeah but how will you get wood?

>>33061791
4. Ax

I'm not even the guy who posted that, but are you literally fucking retarded. Jesus Christ.

>>33061709
you cant carry that faggot

>>33061919
Ask for the one that's the size of a dog and weighs 30 kgs.