/k/ approved movie thread Post em. I'll start us off by

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>>33042456

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>>33042456
>>33042456

This. Til Schweiger even more tactical than Keanu Reeves.

>>33042456
Me and my m8s had a good laugh afterwords, though we were disappointed
>Gibme deserd xd
>We know you like a refined German pistol that you have shit loads of experience with but luk at da new glawk!
>body armour enchanted with dark magic for invincibility
>Better aim for the legs every second person I shoot at
>Constantly losing guns and having to do boring kung fu
>haha I will die if you don't succeed but you only need seven boolits :P!
>Cliche mirror fight scene
>Apparently there are dozens of armed assassins everywhere you go in new york
>Recycling locations and characters from first movie constantly
>1 inch long suppressors going pew pew
>Car getting smashed to shit but still runs
I could write a book about how they fucked it up

>>33042719
I will never not watch that.

>>33042989
You must be fun at parties
btw you are a faggot and you should kill yourself

John Wick 2 was better than 1.

Fucking fight me.

What exactly triggered your weapon autism friend? 'Cause I watched it and could not point to a single example of a gun doing something it shouldn't have.

>>33044932
I agree.


It's movie. He reloads, and shoots the right amount of bullets. This is years ahead of many other movies.

>>33042989

What??
Movie advertising. Glock likely just paid the most. Also Master assassin. Doesn't matter what he's using.
Bit of movie BS. But even baddies have it, so it isn't purely plot armour.
I don't understand what the problem is.
Movie isn't only watched by /k/ types, there do exist /asp/ types as well. Also very subjective.
More movie silliness. Kind of a strawman argument, and you seem to think they're dumb enough to not think Wick will pull it off anyway.
Cliche????
Yes. It is a very populated city. Such cities are shown to be hubs for the assassin world. Also, seven mill. Lot of people are gonna try when they see an "easy" target.
Curse of the sequel. Gotta change things, but you gotta do what made you big in the first place.
That is some clear movie bullshit.
Can happen. Don't really know about old Mustangs, but some older cars are built like tanks since they didn't know what they were doing, and didn't make crumple zones.

>>33042989
>Cliche mirror fight scene
Cliche? How in the fuck?

>>33042989
>Apparently there are dozens of armed assassins everywhere you go in new york
The John Wick world has a criminal organization basically running the world. It's different from the one we live in.

>>33044989
>It's different from the one we live in.

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anyone seen the sequal? i'm thinking about buying it today

>>33044943
KIMBEEEERRRRRRRR

>>33046297
fucking terrible

>>33046435
well what did u think of the first one?

>>33046698
7 or 8/10
the 2nd is VERY poor
look up the imdb and read some reviews, it's not worth ur time i couldnt even finish the movie

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Okay show that has gone full /k/.

"Emerald City" is another "ehh" Wizard of Oz retelling, but Dorothy brought a gun along and the wicked witch of the East shoots herself in the head on accident. Now the biggest subplot is what this new weapon is that can kill witches, who has the gun, getting the gun, and the Wizard wanted to get the other kingdoms to make guns and bullets to fight Glinda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss93WcB16k&t=117s

Also, the Wizard is a dweeb (same actor who played Wilson Fisk in Daredevil) who took on the persona of Orson Welles when he arrived in Oz, so that's entertaining at least.

>>33044932
both sucked

>>33047962
You are a retard

>>33042989
This. I had to suspend disbelief way too much. I liked the first a lot better. When they're shooting at each other in the subway I said "come on!" outloud. That was stupid. I don't know why people like it more than the first. It's a more boring semi-capeshit now.

>>33048011
It's nice to know there's another anon out there who's as autistic as me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuzlEjErUEo

>>33047983

t. gun-fu fan

>>33048011
subway shooting scene was supposed to be humorous and satirical

now that I think about it, it also makes fun of people like you who get triggered by suppressor autism

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>>33042456
I really enjoyed JW2.

fuck me right?

>>33042989
The mirror maze shooting scene was awesome. They put a lot of work into making sure you could not see the camera.

The whole movie had a really nice feel to it.

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I'll probably watch JW2 at some point, I liked the first one enough.

>>33044983
Cliche and generic are faggotspeak for 'thing i didn't like'

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Try watching the movie Indiscretion on netflix. I'm not sure if its /k/ or anti /k/ its been a long time since I've seen it. It does have a hot chick in it but /k/unts probably wont like her since she's not a 12 year-old furry anime trap

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>>33042456
10 Cloverfield lane
>little firearms stuff but main guy is basically /k/ incarnate.
Blue Caprice
>It's about the 2002 Beltway sniper attacks, can't remember how firearms accurate it is
Hell or High Water
>about two brothers robbing banks, good firearm stuff
Out of the Furnace
>Good acting and some firearms stuff
Dead Mans Shoes
>War vet gets revenge
Kill List
>Hitman with family needs money, creepy shit happens, start is boring but it picks up
Killing Them Softly
>Two guys hold up a card game and Brad Pitt comes for them, decent firearm stuff
Mr. Brooks
>Serial killer stuff, pretty decent movie
Point and Shoot
>Documentary about random guy getting involved in the arab springs and joins the war.
Sicario
>This one is obviously a /k/ fave
The Raid Redemption
>Excellent action, can be over the top
The Accountant
>Again, obvious /k/ pic
The Equalizer
>same as above
The Iceman
>Movie depicting the life of Richard Kuklinski


That's the list of movies that are /k/ related on my PC. They're good, imo

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Obligatory

>>33051196
Jesus Christ, does no one know how to save an image anymore?

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>>33051108
>Dead Mans Shoes
An uncharismatic dickhead kills a bunch of assholes while his mong brother moans in the background. Strongly implies that veterans have superpowers, when in real life he would have got glassed in the first confrontation.

Watch the Veteran instead.

>The Equalizer
/k/ related? He uses a magic nail gun that has the kinetic force of a 30mm

Watch Death Sentence instead.

>>33051511
kek

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>>33051511
Kekd

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>>33042456
If you fags haven't watched the Death Wish series do it now.

Everything from homemade guns to full auto machine guns.

Thank me later.

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>>33051511
>>33051196
fucking faggots post the full size image

>>33050220
I was pretty blown away by the amount of work they probably had to do for the mirror shootout. Either a ton of math and planning went into it or they spent a fuckton of time digitally removing the camera and crew.

>>33046702
>7 or 8/10
ok your credibility went up
i think i believe u
it seemed like a stupid book to make a movie on
although i thought the book was pretty good