>be me >father says am three hands of winters now, need

Buy a stick for 49 berries and sharpen on cave wall if you fire harden it you can do more than rock ever will, also cave police never check back of cave for home made atlatles just keep it on the DL

>>33036315
caveanon listen to with much care.
You will collect these objects
>leather strap
>stones
In current domicile it is legal to manufacture your own rock throwers. Use leather strap to make pitching sling, many rocks to make practice and percussion. Buy Leopold 6-15x scope. Only 1,980 berries.

>>33036315

no trade berries for rock-nade.

I hear rock shatters explosively when used to break bones for marrow.

stick much better. Throw with more velocity than rock. Wood is superior to inorganic rock

>>33036339
Stick will just burn in fire.
Stay with rock, rock last forever.
New sticks are just a fad.

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>>33036315
>heckler and roch
>not trusty Grock 26, 19 or 17

stay a berrypicker. weapon for hunt is clearly not for you.

>>33036400

Och! Two same circle pictures!

>>33036403
Look at the gather over here
No hunts with this one
Probably doesnt even take woman by hair
Go back to berries, pick more
You cant share meat at my rock

>>33036412
>black grock
>scary sharp edges

no is for hunt, is for remove sub-neanderthal

Me break my lomg stick more short to beat enemy in small caves. Me break long stick to only four palms long. Me pay no 200 berry to Group of happy water, smoke stick and rocks. Me believe in caveman can be free.

>>33036443
It not cave painting of Needs grok

>>33036443
>no is for hunt, is for remove sub-neanderthal

both. kill tar skin color tribe from south, kill bear, kill wolf, kill trunk beast. all the same. seasoned hunter know to use all kind of weapon for right purpose.

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>>33036498
forgot cave painting of my Grock 17, work best for bear defense on stick thick like 4 fingers.

>>33036464
cave doodle of no depend give right to live

your fight style grock end life.

beside, sharp grock too small and go too fast. Bigger grock knock down bigger animal quicker

>>33036428
Don't cry when no can hunt because broken stick.
Rock has solid frame.
Stick is toy, not for hunt.

>>33036511
no add stick to Grock 17! It make grock a short shafted spear!

tribe of Stick Rock and Fire will come take

>>33036378
father says Tribe of Feelgood Water, Calming Plant, and Rocks will raid and kill us if we do this

>>33036315
You no need rock, is Neolithic age! You could hit Ugs wolf! We grow barley, rocks are for monkeys!

>>33036565

no step on snak

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>using grock bran grocks
>not using sun spirit tier bone knife

Do any you remove neanderthal?

>>33036619
>sun spirit tier bone knife

why do you hate sharp tool? scared you may cut your own berrypicker hands? Grock is sharpest thing there is.

>>33036565
Check gather out here
Probably no cover self in mud and dance under moon either. Night god take you spirt never
Enjoy barley while me mastodon steak eater

I walk many days and found anonderthal putting shiny rocks from under ground in fire and ht with other rock...

he say it sharper and stronger than any grock, stick, or bone

All you fools with Grock. Get Simorock Kave Stick, is make of rocks on sticks, remove many sub-neanderthal without make longnose tribe angry.

>new member of tribe
>around my age
>seems like cool caveguy
>interested in rocks
>talk about rocks, show off rocks, hunt a few times together
>go to his cave one day to show off my new obsidian rock on a stick
>dressed as cavewoman
>ohshit.cavepainting
Anyway it not gay if it a cavewoman penis?

>>33036827
Grug, that you? Do what Grug want, no caveman care unless him scared by different thing. Grug not affect rest of tribe even if degenerate, as long as Grug remember to make more youngling with real cavewoman too.

>>33036763
Where Anonderthal? He make good stick, maybe even short-stick spear. Me want see.

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>>33036315
What is best rock for use against four horned beast?

I think give poison berry meat best way. No grock or stick can defeat this beast, only bad berry

Anygrog heard tale of new stick-with-sinew-in-middle? How grog is suppose to use when run out of small spears, I say useless big stick or rock way better.

>>33036403
Do this with a rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlr02YDr5A

How do poor cave fag afford rocks? Me try but me no can buy.

>That new evolved feel when always be poor cave fag

>>33036827
krog's wife son dress like sabertooth, make krog uncomfortable

why is other tribe members not using fuddy aught sticks? Superior to even grock, stab through two, maybe three bears. only problem is slow. BUT can get for less than 600 berries!

>>33036339
>wood weapons
>implying stone isn't superior for stopping power

>>33037157
I made my first 10,000 berries selling sun dried sabretooth meat at local rock show.
Nearly killed cave dweller when he kept banging rock together.

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>>33036878
tribe of rock, stick, and fire pls go

>>33038121

tribe of rock stick spear speared my wolf pup.

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>>33036545
this make gruewk kek

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>>33036315
>newest heckler and roch
gruk dat
all caveboy need is gud pocket rock tool like dis
only cost 250 berries at last rockmoot

>>33036315

this is the best thread I've seen in my short 7 years...

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>>33036315
Buy black shiny rock from Big Leaf Tree Land and make pointy yourself, cheaper and better than clan made rocks. Small break-in period, me only use skunk plant oil on it every 100 throws.

>>33038563
Tribe of Rock, Stick, and Fire says rock from neighbor lands is not allowed.

>>33038563
You not need scary black assault rock!
You murder little ones with that!

>>33036315
>Cavemom arranged special date with village masters daughter
>Can't decide how I should club her on the head, softly or hard
>How do I drag her back home, by the feet or hair

Dating so complicated.

>>33038626
Big Leaf Tree Land Cave is only two suns walk left of sunrise, from same clan as Red Bird Flying Land. We move towards big night star when Tree Landers start fucking cousins many moons ago.

>>33038638
A-Salt Rocks good for pigmy man removal, they run fast when ghost men come with fire trees.

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>ITC: Berry pickers who no use shiny, bendy rock
Bendy rock better than all other rock, sharp and never break, pebbleless men lovers pls go.

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Me hunt with salt rocks

>>33038638
Me see Dianne Feinstone still lying on cavepainting forum. Grug not need cat-pelt on floor but have anyway, never hurt younglings.

>>33038886
Bendy rock material new fad
>Not trusting Grug Moses Ungning superior 19rockleven

Me know understand if rock good and stick good why boulder bad and log badder, Rock Fire Stick tribe say too big for one man own, but it say no rock stick be limted, I no understand 200 berries for cat fur sheath take 6 moon phase to get to much cave painting and need two hand print to even give 200 berries to fire rock stick clan.
Big bird with no hair on head tribe should never have made deal with fire rock stick clan. Sad for many moons now.

>>33036315
Never thought I'd see Seeed on /k/, much less "What You Deserve is What You Get."

https://www youtube com/watch?v=sX1ZePcUako&ab_channel=Seeed

Asshole Tree Faggot tribe come and kill sabertooth pet. Now tribe trapped in cave.. they kill big belly mate and make us keep in back of cave.

Death to Asshole Tree Faggots

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Woman with club wall art thread?
Dis now woman with club thread

>>33036315
>be me
>be shaman for feelgood water, calming plants, and rocks
>tell them they no need grock on stick for protection, only we need it, to help protect cavemans caves
>all grugs ape out
>they get mad
>berry pickers praise us
You scary salt rocks need go! No caveman need for them!

By scary telling of the Feelgood Water, Calming Plant, and Rock tribe, all cavemans in this cave shall be beat to sleep with grock if he not hand over any cave made grock on stick.

big nose tribe sell me sig saurus for many berries
it ok me guess

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>After hunt, able to get pelt from sabrecat
>go over to next tribe for new rock, old one brok
>browse workshop for new rock
>see this
>bygreatmoon.cavepaint
>trade for sabrecat pelt
>other hunters frown, say is meme
>sun towards ground, go for hunt
>able to kill deer, ambushed by cromagnons
>kill two with new rock, others flee
>friends no longer doubt new rock

>>33039133
You stupid old rock hunters ruin salt and black shiny rocks for free hunters, go back hunting little rabbits with granite and leave cave defense to real rock users.

No no. Doing all wrong everygruek.
Use mostick Nagrock. Not just grock. grock stupid alone.

>>33039133

you try. Tonk drop rocks in big water when catching fish.

>>33041005
Glad I have never needed to pull rock in defense situation.

Anyone have cave defense stories?

>>33043535
>be me live in single room cave
>berry picker fag, little animal hides
>save hides, buy grock brand grock
>sleep with grock
>here noise
>Grug from enemy tribe break in cave, try to steal hand painting on wall
>beat grug with grock
>it crumble and grocknades
>grug dead, hand have grock shard in it
>mfw should have bought flint & rocksson instead

>>33036315
Make sharpened stick, then poke other people and take all their berries.

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me trying to build ARock 15 by me self but i can not know how yet. by the way why are women in our clan still angry about them it was the crazy man who smash all childs head in not the ARock

>>33036339
>Admitting on cave wall that have home made atlatles
>Like inviting Bureau of Dream Water, Smoke breath and Rocks to kill wolf.

>>33043535
no, but me have kick-rock mother story

>me wake up hungry
>put on skins and tuck compact club in loincloth
>too many fine cromagnon gentlemen around
>later, be picking apples
>feel tap on shoulder
>kick rock mom grunts and points to my hip
printing.cavepainting
>she yell for tribe of rock, stick, and fire
>me panic, pull out club
>hit kick rock mom on head
>drag her back to cave
>open skin flap
>get on cave floor
>everyone walk like dinosaur

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>move new cave
>lots rocks
>few sticks
>neighbors all have bone clubs
How defend new cave I ask cave paint wall?
No wolf or woman only me

I'm 99 percent sure I'm banned.

>>33036546
No they only kill your wolf

>>33044124
What? I should be. But lol OK.

>>33036315
What first rock anons? Me first rock was Moist-rock Nugget

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>>33036315
painting related, my mate. she could kill most of you no-Grock berrypickers with her sling.

>40,000BC
>Buying Grocks instead of Sabertooth and Wesrock
>Do you even hunt berry picker?

>>33044238
Check this gatherer out, lets his penis pumping hole leave cave and touch cromag removal tool.
What next cum hole drag you to cave for sex.
My wolf better mate , least listen when me hit and tell shutup

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>>33044329
>Check this gatherer out
true. I gathered lots of skulls of dark skin tribe numales like you. you must be of the moon worshipper tribe to the south east beyond the small salt sea who don't eat the meat of hogs.

>>33044355
Hog not live here, mastadon taste close, not moon wispers to stop eating, just not around, also no flint feels bad grog feels bad

>>33043849

Stratospheric kek

>>33036546
>Tribe of Feelgood Water, Calming Plant, and Rocks will raid and kill us if we do this

Not to mention eternally incapacitating your trusty wolf companion, even if he wasn't of making his warning howl

>>33038321
so you haven't been around for the other 15 or so?

>>33036315
>using a non-durable food item as currency
Unlikely

>>33036315
you all be she men with new fangled sharp rocks and sticks with sharp rocks on them, in my day we have best rock. It was just rock you found anywhere on ground. It was big, reliable, and solid and you hit people with it and they go down one hit. No need to stab two times or many times, one hit with rock all you needed.

>>33044553

You are Fudd. You talk of rock on gound taken for free. Maybe you add wood pouch and hunt buffalo. But you not see future. Future is sharp rock on stick. Sporting spear is what modern caveman want. You need listen to market.

I use 5.56 fingernail diameter stick painted black with darkberry juice, with obsidian rock sharp like sabretooth cat. It kill buffalo with easy thrust. Why you not evolve?

>>33044636
>with obsidian rock sharp like sabretooth cat

Dear Hunter,

we have to inform you that this is infringement on our product, the Grock brand Grock sharp stone. Pls stop immediately to make and trade such items!

t. Grock tribe elders

>>33044553
>muh one knock rock
go away old grog
grock and sling15 much better. new carving technology allow make smaller stones more effective in same role as old rock. also can carry more stones so can hunt longer before refilling pouch. at days end only matters amount of meat to return with.

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Gar friend Grug say he want trade 5 cat pelt for rock from laughing dark skin tribe. What Gar tell Grug make him get rock from no-laugh blue-eye tribe?

>>33044551
>uggh buggh seashells are the future

The berry standard is here to stay, cromaganon, your newfangled money has no value if shit hits the wind

>>33036412
> Buy Grock brand grock made from fire-mountain stone
> Has spirit of fire-mountain inside
> Use grock in fight or hunt
> Fire-mountain spirit awakens
> Hands go to be with ancestors

Only fool trust life to rock.
True hunter use bare hands.

>>33047540
Neanderthal pls go

>>33045182
Gar hit vine. Gar need help.

>>33038671
Club softly but then drag by hair, work every time
Also help if club with good smell stick like cedar
Cavegirls love good smells

>>33049823
>caring about what cavegirl thinks
Nueanderthal leave tribe.

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BREAKING NEWS SHAMAN SAID POINTY STICK BANNED IF TOO LONG

>>33036339
>buy stick and sharpen on cave wall

As long as you sharpen it yourself the Brothers of Air, Timber, and Fire will not come for you. If you buy a kind of sharp stick, make sure it was just nearly done and you will be okay. What are the Brothers to call a not sharp and sort of sharp stick anyways?

>>33050686
NO STEP ON SABRE-TOOTH WORM!

>>33050686
THIS GOES AGAINST PREVIOUS GENERATION WALL PAINTING

Which rock is best for awakening the spirit of the gong?

>>33050686
NO STEP!

>Be hunting for saber cat.
>Hear scream of berrypicker.
>Run to scene of berrypicker being attacked by darkskin.
>Have trusty hide Grock.
>Bash darkskin until stop twitching, berrypicker still screaming.
>Tells village elder I attack her.
>No more allowed to own rocks.

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>>33036539
>Stick break
>Now have 2 stick for hunt
How this problem?

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>be me
>buy rock47
>spend many moon learning how to sharpen rock
>join rockfiles
>big high war cheif rock ski say he throw rock47 500 arm length
>i beleive
>i keep sharpening rock
>rockfile convince me to buy arse enamal ham7 rock
>convinced it strongest rock there ever is
>decide to shoot rock47
>i no hit sabertooth with tula rock
>try brown bear rocks
>realize rock only tribewar effective to 300 arm length
>realize wind move stone too much at distance rock ski say it throw to
>realize i Could have waited and spent 4 sabertooth on arock15 and had better rocks
Mfw

>>33036378
Leather can be hard to get. Try plant fiber if no leather to be found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDMCVdPwnE

>>33036315
we need send blacker oogs back across landbridge. blacker oogs ruining resale values in mammoth hide tent city and give cause for increased stick control.

>>33054114
they dind-oog nuffin, they good ungs trying to bung their life back on rock track. We need more rocks for tribal expansion policies