This gun blocks your path and demands that you strip your parts

>>33023552

>I Want To Bounce On Your Cock Baby

LEAVE MY COCK BABY ALONE

Get naked and allow them to violate me.

>>33023559
Your big sister will make sure you are squeaky clean.

She will polish that stock of yours and clean all that dirt and grime from your barrel.

Make sure to empty any rounds before hand anon.

>>33023552
Am I being detained

>>33023576
Anon we just want to ask you a few questions and take a statement

Shoot my load into FAL's chamber.

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>>33023552
*unzips dick*

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>>33023552
You strip them first

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>>33023552

>>33023552
Go and see Famas because she is more interesting

They all have barrels and shoot loads, I think its pretty obvious guys.

They have ____

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>>33023683

>>33023683
>They have
The ability to effectively engage targets at range?

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>>33023552
I cannot express how lovely I think it would be to have Ichiyon and Faaru doting on me each and every day. I would cherish them dearly.

>>33023630
erection/10

>>33023552
>am not gun
>"strip my parts to see if my chamber is clean"
>only logical conclusion is they want to get a lookie-loo at my anterior chamber or my atrium/ventricles

This is not the kind of yandere I'm into.

>>33023849
>not being a cute hk g3
>not having your older sister hk g36 clean your stock for you

>>33023574
Could you go into more detail? Violation and all.

>>33023552
>Y-you too!

>>33023626
LEWD!

>>33023625
Put it away, Grimsby.

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>>33023552

>>33023699
Is that a gif of the glock that was rubbed down with bad dragon [spoiler]cum [/spoiler] lube?

>>33023552
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?

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>>33023574
>tfw no dominant onee-chan to molest you
>tfw no dominant gf to treat you as her plaything
>tfw no gf at all
Why live, even?

>>33023552
please elaborate

>>33023552
Field strip so fast it would make any DI shit himself with pride.

>>33023552
Id yell "emergency field strip! We're checking your headspace too"

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>>33024236
Heh
>>33025178
Shiro, please

>>33023972
I think you don't really get the fact that G36 is the little sister, not the older one. Wow, fucking noguns.

AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?

>>33026753
DELET

>>33023552
M14 fuck off.... Fal stay.

>>33025165
>>33023574
>>33023559
patrician taste

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>>33023552
Can I have FAL and G3 instead?

>>33025165
>tfw no dominant gf to treat you as her plaything
you should find one, it's fucking great.

I want Fal and G3 to dominate me, mainly because they both have amazing legs and are both qt

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>>33027178
>>33027429

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>ywn be a cute, light weight battle rifle
>ywn be forcefully cleaned by full auto ARs with thick stocks and foregrips
>ywn feel your magazine pop free as the other ARs mock you and tease your sensitive trigger

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>>33023552
momentous

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>>33023552
MFW I realize I have both of these...

>tfw there is barely anything of FG42

>>33029417
>There's barely anything (Atleast that I can find) of FAL, and G3

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>>33027480
delet!

>>33029417
>tfw literally nothing of M4, not even officially

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>>33023630
Germany is gud

>>33023552
Post this
>>33026753

I haven't seen this animu yet. Is there an HK416, or should I not watch at all?
[spoiler]I DEMAND GERMAN ENGINEERING[/spoiler]

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>>33023552

>>33023552
Continue walking as though I hadn't heard them, while bobbing my head to the weebmusic coming out of my headset

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>>33023552
Ichiyon is my favorite <3

>>33023556
fpbp

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>>33027178
>>33027429
G3 a besto. <3

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>>33025165
>>33023574
Like this, you mean?

Somebody post the screencap of the dude fingering the chamber of his m14.

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>>33032253
No newish guns from like the HK416 era. M16A4 is a main character, M4A1 makes a cameo, there is also T91 (Taiwanese M16/AR18 hybrid from the early 2000s). The author mostly used guns that he bought as permanently demilled weapons (which apparently is a thing in noguns countries like Japan) instead of the latest and greatest tacticool tupperware the Counterstrike/Cowadooty Kids jizz over. SCAR and HK416 may have been mentioned in the competition bracket but never shown, and G36 and MP7 were shown with G3's family, and AN94 showed up at the end of the show iirc.

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>>33033619
I was expecting this. Never change, /k/

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>>33033708
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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>>33033729

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>>33033619
Release the bolt with it! Make a webm!

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>>33033729

>>33023552

thats not a gun it's a 14 year old girl you peado peice of shit fucking kill yourself white trash

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WHICH ONE /k/!?

>>33034765
Hk 32 because I'm a slut for cat ears

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>>33034765
MP5K

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>>33023552
go off prematurely
>twist: I'm a shotgun and get lead in their hair

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>>33034765

>>33027178
>>33027429
>>33027480
meine negern

>>33034765
HK33 or G3, what a question...

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>You think those anime girls are going to bully you into sex.

>all they do is beat you up.

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>>33034765
All of them.

>>33035603
>implying I don't want to be a cute L85A1 that gets beat up by bigger sniper rifles and other larger ARs as they laugh at me for jamming and breaking all the time.
>implying I don't want them to stand on my barrel and spit on me.
>implying I don't want them to pull my hair and squeeze my trigger laughing that they could break my firing pin easily.

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I'm wonder what would happen if you take the guns out of their hands.

Would it be rape to steal the guns from them and forcefully squeeze the trigger over and over? Would the human body of theirs collapse and feel their 'hammer fire'

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>>33023552
My L1A1 SLR
>Her name is Elizabeth, Elizabeth Enfield
>She is a beautiful British woman
>Her body incredibly excited me every time...
>She knows...

>>33023552
I don't respond too teens. Oh snap I just did.

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>>33035713
I wonder if I grabbed them by the pussy if they would discharge into the ceiling.

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>>33035758
>She blocked my way with seductive expression...
>I grabbed her precious divinely beautiful body...
>I could not resist...

>>33035782
>I threw her on the bed...

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>>33035795

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>>33035799
>I grabbed her charging handle
>She began to moan Immediately

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>>33035815

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>>33035815
NO! YOU STOP THAT!

SHE IS PURE!

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>>33035815
c-continue

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>>33035713
Their skin is made of metal, so they've gotta be pretty fucking strong.
Good luck.

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>>33035815
>She is a naughty young lady...

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>>33035893
>It's time...
>She moans and gasps...

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>>33033601

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>>33035909
>Her voice trembled when she squealed with pleasure...

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>>33035909
WHAT IS THIS LIQUID

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>>33035942

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>>33035953

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>>33035953
Grope her stock

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>>33035953
She was loaded and ready for action...

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>>33035953
>She is clean...
>...yet

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>>33033601
>tfw you will never be a cute gun and have passionate lesbian sex with your adopted onee-chan who is also a gun

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>>33036021
FASTER

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>>33036031
>be a cute anthropomorphic gun-loli
>be unable to die, more or less
>be unable to kill people that need killing without human help
That's a tough decision there.

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>>33036086
>That's a tough decision there.
Not for me. Yes without a moment's hesitation.

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>>33035992
>>33036021
>She... She is so hot!

>ITT: weaponized autism

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>>33036127

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>>33036141
>She began to tremble and groan...
>...wonderful aroma of oil

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>>33036162
>I felt her velvety with my fingertips...
>The oil began to seep into my skin...

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>>33036204
>A little play for the beginning...

>>33036086
>immortal qt3.14
>sensitive body/gun parts
>endless violence without risk of death
>dependent on your human
>yuri rapist for a big sister

I just want to be held by my female human owner as she uses me infront of my sister.

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>>33036230
>It's time for undressing...

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>>33036344

>>33024236
That's a job well done, anon.

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>>33036344
>>33036356
>see pic
>>33033690
Fug
>>33033729
NO PLAISE
>>33034765
If we're talking waifus, G36. If we're talking just guns, MP5SD.

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>>33036356
>She is so sensitive now...

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>>33024236

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>>33036381

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>>33036381
>It's time to apply some positive vibrations...
>She is really sensitive...

>>33023699
Lewd

>>33036137
isn't that every /k/ thread though senpai?

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>>33036475
>She trembles and almost screaming...
>Gasping for breath..
>The air is rife with fragrance of oil

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What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>33023552
Kindly remind her I'm human, but would be glad to clean her chamber for her, only to dirty it back up with cheap ammo.

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>>33036475
>>33036521
>marmite
DELET

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>>33036597
Submissive fuckboys and traps.

I really want that fantasies too but...
>tfw you're too alpha for being submissive.
Dude, none woman can bully me.
i hate my life.

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>>33036774
>tfw you're a smol, waifish boy
>no women want to bully you
>only faggots with their disgusting penises

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>>33036835
Why woman are so souless... we only want to be bullyied...

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>>33033729

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>>33033729

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>>33029493
Nah, M4 is like the student council head or something, she makes some super brief appearances

>>33033445
>tfw no civilian FNC commonly available at local funstore

>>33038190
I know that, that's not what I meant.

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>>33036774
>tfw you have a fetish for girls who are significantly taller than you and stronk enough to life you off the ground
>tfw 6'1"

>>33023552
Whip out my bore snake and clean her chamber

>>33038233
>tfw you detest the idea of girls taller than you
>tfw 5'8

>>33038190
He talkin' 'bout them anime tiddies are pucci.
It also says vice president right there. Second to SIG in command of the middle school.

>>33038269
Manlets, when will they learn? You just have to accept that you were born to be a sub.
t. 5'7"

>>33038287
>>33038190
She's vice president of the student council, AUG is the head of the student council.

>>33038287
Shigu is just top student, she holds no leadership position. The leaders are FAL, AUG, and MP5.

Lift my skirt and pull down my panties to show my trigger lock is still on

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>tfw the Bushmaster Assault Rifle will never be in upotte
>tfw she will never be a strange gangly looking thing, with tight mismatched pigtails, a messy uniform she buttoned incorrectly and mixed with her darks one too many times, and big headgear braces

>>33036521
Everyone already came
Please stop this

>>33038483
>no R4-chan
>no XM8-san
>no M63-sama

We can't always get the dreams, anon.

>>33038304
Just because I don't like women taller than me doesn't mean I'm not a sub.

>>33038666
>offering your boipucci to satan
So brave!

>>33038483
>tfw no Rk 62
>Sako's face when she's being Sako & hears Rk 62 -oneesama asking her what she's doing.

>>33038774
I'm not gay though.

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>>33023552
*Unzips dick*

>>33039005
this is the side of Steve Jobs the public never saw

>>33038805
>implying she doesn't just join in to show the little sister how it's done

20 years of experience vs. 50+ years of experience, anon. Imagine the things the elder sister must've experienced in all that time.

>>33035858
type that into google
all i got was a frodo baggins image in the first 10 pics

>>33024236
kek

>>33039005
>unzips dick
Your dick has a zipper?
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Why the fuck would someone want a ziper on their dick?

>>33039841
>he doesn't know about the meme
It's like you're a bigger faggot than I am.

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>>33036379
>If we're talking just guns, MP5SD.
You're still a lolicon for it though

>>33023588
I AM A FREE AND INDEPENDENT CITIZEN OF THIS LAND!

>>33039841
Stop pretending to be me

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>>33023683

>>33040142
>>33039841
Why are so many of y'all copying me?

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>>33027849
>m14
>FAL
>lightweight

>>33040116
>lolicon
>for liking a gun
>lolicon
>not for liking a person
Fuck off.

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>>33033729

>>33039841
>he doesn't know the meme

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>>33033729
>when oldass pics of someone elses' dick in someone elses' SKS still gets a reaction on /k/

>>33023552
finger her ejection port to make sure she doesn't have any stoppages.

>>33034765
MP5SD

>>33026753
wew

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cuddle

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>>33033601

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>>33038643
R4 would just be Galil but instead of being Jewish she would be a racist who speaks bastardized Dutch.

>>33046604
Do want. I'd like R-4 if that was the case...

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>>33039071
Hundreds and hundreds of leirikyrpä's?

>>33046584
>>33046584

Wait...FJ-42 sensei is a guy!? With a boobs?

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>>33047009
The FG-42 has a folding bayonet, and a detachable mag like the girls (the only male gun characters Garand and M1903, have internal mags).

>>33046990
I've reported your post to SUPO. You will be brought to justice for treason. You leaked out secrets of Finlands military equipment. Leirikyrpä's are the most sacred things. Shame on you! I will personally see your infidel ass to be punished in a proper manner you perkeleen lörpöttelevä huora!!!!

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>>33038805
>>33039071
>RK62
>has one leg (or at least a perpetually broken leg) and walks around with a crutch
>can see in the dark
>constantly spouting spurdo memes and eating salty licorice
>still looked up to as one of the greatest AK variants ever
>never actually fought in any wars since Finland has been neutral for the last 70 years

>>33047052
Wait, are you threatening me with suppositories?

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>>33047087
She would have to be Galil's cousin somehow, not sure if IMI legally/consensually copied RK62. She might be a rape victim.

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>>33036031
>you will never have lesbian sex

>>33046456
pls tell me that's a Khyber Pass Special...

>>33023552
comply and pray to god they clean my bore and grease my working parts and test fire me , before they reassemble me and store me.

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>>33023552
try not to premature ejaculate.

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>>33036031
>you will never be the tomboy in a lesbian relationship with your super cute lipstick lesbian partner.

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>>33034765
G3A3 without a question

>date hot oldest sister
>younger sisters secretly masturbate to older sister getting plowed by me

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>>33047413
Truly this timeline is not for people like us anon

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>>33034765
32 is my waifu/raifu.

>>33034806
>>33035120
>>33047767

What's a deal with 32? Other than cat ears and banana magazines. I ain't see any plus point about her..

>>33047864
Basically it's a G3 chambered in 7.62x39. The only ones around are with mexican special forces I think, when HK gave them some for trials.
It was meant for commblock countries as an alternative to the AK. Has all the good points of the G3. Really fucking accurate.

>>33047897
>It was meant for commblock countries as an alternative to the AK.
>a major weapons manufacturer from a NATO -country developing a weapon with the express purpose of selling it to their "simulated adversaries"
Lenin seems to have been right when he said that a capitalist will sell his executioners the rope he's going to be hanged with.

>>33023552
>Live in MD
>Can own neither

Life is suffering

This thread really made me feel better. I thought I was an autist who's lost his mind, but you guys give me hope for recovery.

>>33046584
kill yourself

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>>33033729
muh

>>33048209
It was for helping insurrections against the Commies, I'm pretty sure.

>>33040190
>Still owns a loli who's willing to shoot hot loads in the range
:^)

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What would the MA5 look like?
>CURVY.
>Blue eyes.
>silver hair.
>skin tight bodysuit/school uniform.
>traumatized by Covenant War, has seen WORLDS BURN.

>>33028952
>master dial set to "bate"

is that a photoshop?

>>33047171
>not sure if IMI legally/consensually copied RK62
They had designers from Valmet come down to Israel, so... give you three guesses.

>>33047897
>The only ones around are with mexican special forces I think
Negative. Those are actually bastardized HK33Es.

>>33047475
Probably one of the shitty chinese clones.

>>33049903

Should be batt for battery. I only fly little Cessnas and Piper's so fuck if I know about military stuff

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>>33034765
G41 needs some love, so her.

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>>33023552
THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY I WILL NOT BE HARASSED

>>33050432
T H I S I S M Y O W N P R I V A T E D O M I C I L E A N D I W I L L N O T B E H A R A S S E D B I T C H

>>33034765
Mp7, because why not?

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>>33033729
god dammit /k/

>>33050047
>Basically 33 with Stanag mags
Interesting. There must be something like this on sale in the US, no?

>>33023552
Push M14 out of the way and take FAL with me, giving her a field strip and thorough cleaning.

>>33051691
my melanine-enriched gentleman

>>33051783
Would wood furniture make FAL-chan have bigger tits and ass?

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>>33023552
If her mom couldn't handle my cartridge, what makes her think she can?

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>>33047660
>you will never be a super cute girl with a butchy lesbian girlfriend

>>33051804
Isn't Garand a dude in Upotte?

>>33051824
>ywn be a shy lesbian that gets bullied by your tomboy/strong girlfriend

>>33040307
We've all been there before.

>>33051803
>Faaru is verified to be of the British L1A1 -variant
>a variant with wooden furniture by default

>>33047660
Faggotry is a sin, besides, if you don't give birth to litters of PDWs what the heck is the point of a uterus and great big fore ends?

>>33051965
right, I forgot

>>33051841
Yes, yes he is.

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>>33051983
Really glad I finally have an appropriate moment to use this pic, tb.h

>>33051841
>>33052002
there is some dispute about whether or not Garand is actually a weapon or just happens to have the name Garand (of course after Suomi -sensei was confirmed to be a weapon, Garand is probably also one)

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>>33051871
>ywn be the shy butch with a cute peppy blonde gf

>>33053348
>you will nevar be a shy, awkward stronk girl with a pretty, femme gf

/uk/ the thread

>>33053348
>You will never be a shy, 5 ton flying machine covered in missiles with a stronk, over 50 ton ground based vehicle as a gf

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>>33055238
*insert your own "Shot down" -joke here*

>>33026753
OwO Whats this?

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>>33035799
*POMF*

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>>33046456
>WAUSER
fucking lost

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>>33034765
>currently waiting for cuck stamp to build my hk53 clone
Guess I have to choose her.
>pic related, I played too much engineer class in BF3

>>33033729
All these years later and I still giggle like a tard when I see this picture

>>33033729
To be honest the spanish inquisition always gave notice that they would be coming more than a month in advance, they literally never came unexpectedly.

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>>33058411

The HK32 is mostly a burger civilian gun.

>>33051841
>>33052002
>>33052157
He's no longer called Garand, he's called Garland. And he's a human. Confirmed human by the author if I recall

>>33058866
t. jealous yuropoor

>>33058866
That's the PTR32, and somebody here said it wasn't accurate to the original. The PTR uses the 7.62x51 upper, when the original used the 5.56x45 upper.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

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>>33060188

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>>33060188
Simply, some firearms have incredibly powerful charm...

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>>33060188
Firearms personified as women and demihuman females are cute and sexy

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>>33060575

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>>33060374
>>33060423
>its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

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>>33060888
>nothing that a million men or more could ever do

Odd question but what anime is that?

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>>33060888

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>>33060971
>>33060888
>I bless the rains down in Africa

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>>33060971
>doesnt know the real lyrics
>posts worst girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>33060991
Upotte!!

It's a show about anthropomorphic gun girls. Absolute garbage anime but it's got some quality /k/ memes.

>>33061022
That dog has obviously a malfunction!

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>>33060888

>>33048992
Probably.

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>>33048992
>>33061674
Actually come to think of it there is a (non-canon) girl in the Halo universe that looks a bit like that.
Pic related. On the left, of course.

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>>33033729
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>33023552
I'm sorry I prefer real guns/women like RPK thank you.

>>33062327
>being a slavcuck
Sad!

>>33062336
Better than german weaponry

>>33051983
Gay=sin
Lesbian=hot

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>>33063715
Yuri=pure

>>33063994
And also hot

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>>33064148

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>this thread

I am aroused, very significantly. But also bordering confusion. I have loved a rifle once, I think I could do it again.

What would it take for one to denounce people for sexual contact, siding with rifles and 2d girls instead?

>>33065415
>What would it take
Being autistic. Considering you're already here, you're all set.

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>>33061019
>gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaaAAAaAAAAAAAaaaaad
>ooooOOOooo~

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>>33062327
I don't blame you

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>>33060374
>>33060423

>>33068162
This is why I kiss my L1A1...

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>>33068162

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>>33068162

>>33036835
Deal with it. Now bend over.

>>33023552
Cartoons do not block my path.

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>>33023552

>>33023552
I undress, muttering about how much I hate penis inspection day

>>33070883
I demand the sauce

>>33070890
Snack Kankaku de H shiyo

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>>33033729
>HAHA guy slammed his finger......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>33033735

>>33048209
The German Democratic Republic did exact the same with the Sieger 5.56 Ak variants.

>>33048992
I'm sorry, are there TWO FUCKING FIRE SELECTORS on that rifle? What the fuck?

>>33073774
GDR is an enigma to me because it was a combination of two things I find highly incombatible: German quality combined with Communist (lack of-) quality, "Compass-Germans" didn't know how to make cars, but how were the weapons they produced?

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>>33068162

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>>33073991

>>33073867
One for marines and ODSTs, one for spartans.

>>33066345
What a mature woman looks like!

>>33024236
I appreciate the fact that its read from right to left. Kek.

>>33047046
I thought SPAS-12 was a grill, though.

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>>33038643

Hmm...I bet that XM8 will wears a pink beret and can change the body shape (short-carbine, tall-DMR, chubby-SAW) in instant...

>>33075045
His logic is terrible, as is all logic used by futafags to justify their shit fetish.

>>33036086
So how does this work
Are they actually guns? Like, do people pick them up and shoot them? Do they turn into guns ala Soul Eater? Are they just really, really good with guns?

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>>33076404
Anon, there are things one can explain with logic, and things that make for great transition material for one exploring how they are attracted to all manner of guns.

What this is should be obvious.

>>33023630
What gun is she?

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>>33026753
Oh mamma

>>33073867
Nah the best way to describe it is think of a PEQ box where that little selector is supposed to define whether or not you wants to make use of your flashlight or other in-house modules

>>33073907
Communist necessity for VOLUME, not lack of quality per-say.

Germans shoot for the fucking moon, but can, eventually, refine things to make them simpler to produce and retain much of the end function.
East German stuff was still all well engineered, but they had to make a lot of them quickly and without the best equipment.

>>33073867
It also has 60 rounds of 7.62x51 real fuckin' NATO in that lil' stubby fuck of a mag.

And both SPARTANs and Marines have HUD's with a crosshair on their visors, and no BUIS.
However the round count, the only part that SHOULD be on the visor, has a dedicated display on the rifle. Bravo. I guess no one ever accused the Navy of being smart.

>>33079052
btw a joke attributed to East-Germans: "What would happen if Sahara became a communist country?

Nothing at first, but then there'd be a sand shortage."

>>33061767
>agent south Dakota
>not based agent CT
>not leaving your team behind, running away to stop the corporation with your lover
>not getting murdered by your former leader gone fill psycho bitch
I do still wanna bang Tex, though

>>33078825
Mauser

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>>33074751
You know it friendo

finns are elves but also guns

>>33075045
Canonically female

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>>33076404
They materialize into the firearm.

>>33027480
>Rhodesian camo panties
I choked on my fucking coffee.

This thread makes my dick tingle

>tfw you just want a sexy Aryan STG-44 to molest you in public but then let you choke her, beat her and fire excessively hot handloads in private

>>33081261
Good taste, that's a dream come true.

>>33081619
>I will never have a wedding with an Aryan qt in full Hugo Boss
>WWN celebrate our first night together by emptying her magazine into a communist before running off on our honeymoon and having fucked up BDSM sex
>IWN infuriate my libcuck mother by marrying a Nazi gun
>WWN make a killing selling books about her experience to stormweenies
Life is suffering.

>>33078952
this video still gives me nightmares. fucking japs

>>33047735
>pic
You actually can't kill yourself by holding your breath. Even if you somehow manage to hold your breath long enough to pass out, your body will automatically begin to breathe.

>>33082647
Yea
I had a conflicted boner for a week after watching that video

I just want a scarred, muscular kar98fu to step on my face and abuse me

>>33046990
That other guy seems impressed

>>33053348
>scenes like this only exist in our imagination

>>33033601
gun lube is stupid

>>33083263
Do you not lubricate your weapons? you know they have moving parts right?

>>33023552
last thread in catalog, ride was fun m9s