I had this idea last night for hidden-in-plain-sight thing- why

>>33003749
The idea is to hide it in something no body will ever pick up ie a bible, womens studies textbook, black history month book

>>33003749
>hiding a gun in the first place a woman would look

Its like you want them to find it.

>>33003819
I don't care if the wife finds it- I'm thinking about hiding it from burglars. Nobody raids fridges and pantries when there's TVs to take.

>>33003849
False.

vcstar.com/story/news/2017/01/31/ventura-kids-find-burglar-snacking-kitchen/97322412/

>>33003931
Well shit. That puts a damper on my idea.

>>33003849
>Nobody raids fridges and pantries when there's TVs to take.
Former upstanding African American boy who dindu nuffin here. All of your alcohol and bagged snacks are belong to us now, espeically if your TV isn't a flatscreen. Literally nobody steals a Bible, subconscious thing, that's why it works.

>>33003936


To be fair it was a good idea and it less likely to be found, but the fact that it happens is hilarious to be honest.

>>33003849
they definitely raid fridges, someone broke into my house and took a bite out of a ham I'd been saving

they left it out on the counter

they didn't even take anything else

>>33003986
must've been burgled by one of these fine folks.

http://nbc4i.com/2017/01/27/police-burglar-showers-has-a-snack-in-youngstown-break-in/

http://abc7ny.com/news/kansas-woman-finds-hungry-burglar-eating-in-her-kitchen/385833/

or >>33003931

>>33003849
Also some faggots still hide cash in the freezer so it's a common hit place. and all those hide a can things that got super popular in the 2000s.

vacuum seal it and put it in the toilet tank.

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>>33003931
>>33004000

"It was only a loaf of bread!"
"You robbed a house!"
"I broke a window pane!
My sister's child was close to death...
We were starving!"
"And you will starve again,
unless you learn the meaning of the law!"
"I know the meaning of those 19 years...
a slave of the law!"

Why you think they call it "dough"?

>>33003849
That's a lie.

>>33004122
Jean Valjean pls go.

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>>33003973
Isn't it a bit blasphemous to hide a gun in a Bible though? Not because of the gun, but because you gotta cut out a lot of pages for it to work.

>>33005849
Only if you hold it regard as sacred literature and not the ramblings of ancient goatherders translated through a massive telephone game it is.

>>33003790
>womens studies textbook, black history month book
Too risky, a SJW will discover it.

>>33005849
Fuck off Malaysian scum.

>>33005849
You know you people can by fake books and dress them up to look like bibles, right?
also what >>33005868 said with a grain of salt.

>>33003986
I once had a guy break into my apartment and steal my pillow.

>>33006021
Larceny aside, that's a dick move.