>Go to cabelas to buy some ammo >ask clerk for .223 boxes

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>>32993554
kys

>>32993554
>2017
>not claiming to be gay and suing for sexual harassment
youd be rolling in free ammo you idiot

>>32993554
this cant be real... 50% off

>/k/ - more things that didn't happen

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>>32993554

Fuck you op I went this far in forgetting what day it is.

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>>32993554
>Answering right away before ascertaining why they are asking
>Not saying "Actually I did, she's over there, let me go get her", then ask random QT in store to help you out by playing along.
>Offer to buy her a coffee afterwards as thanks, even if she turns it down you still got the discount.

>>32993596
It's a commercialized money pit and means nothing. I got my grill a coffee cup dinner last night plus a small potted flower.

Don't fall for the scheme anon

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>not bringing your waifu to Cabela's

>>32993554
Keep your shitty forced memes on containment boards

>go to range
>no singles policy but hope that I can slip by in the crowd
>nervously shuffle past rso at front desk
>he whips around and asks me where my gf is
>stutter out "s-she's over t-t-there, I'm j-just waiting for h-her"
>he stares at me for thirty seconds
>he reaches under the counter
>please no
>pushes the emergency penis inspection button
>security gates slam over every window and door in the building
>sirens go off
>range officers tactically drop out of a hole in the ceiling
>two grab my pants and yank them down
>spaghetti spills across the floor, making a nearby rso slip and fall, causing him to nd
>the noise distracts the rso's on me long enough for me to make a tactical getaway
>run onto range
>grab random gun from the couples-only rack
>put it in my mouth and yank the trigger
>click click
>virginity detector on the grip forces the safety on and I can't kill myself
>get kicked out by a laughing crowd of rso's and fudd chads naked from the waist down
>as punishment the lgs raises prices on .22lr for me by 25cpr

>>32993554
i'll turn you out, make you my pretty princess, and then we can get that discount ammo with the money you make from johns walkin the strip.

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My hairy Hebrew gf does unspeakable things....including buying my ammo

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>>32994271

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>>32994271

>>32993571
Yeah, that's like the actual price of ammo on the internet

>>32998704
>>32997497
>>32996460
what do any of these have to do with guns or Valentine's Day?

>>32998769

Just an illiterate /pol/tard doing the only thing he knows how

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>go to store to buy a gun
>clerk points to sign on the wall
>"you must be 6ft tall to buy a gun"
>he starts laughing at me
i fucking hate being a manlet