THIS IS THE POLICE, WE'RE HERE TO CONFISCATE AND MELT YOUR

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>>32984627
I always go the extra mile when complying with the law

I would give them my gun, but not before I give them every single round of ammo I have in my house

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>>32984627
BOATING TRIP!

>>32984665
i like the way you think

sure thing officers

>retreat upstairs, arm shell traps, fight to death

>>32984627
Trump is president. Quit trying to justify spending $5,000 on Mountain House meals.

>>32984697
Trump has stated in the past he supports gun bans

>>32984627
Sorry, you're in the prime universe.

The portal to the bizarro universe where Hillary won is over there.

>>32984674
You too huh? Such a shame all my rifles and ammo are at the bottom of a lake right now.

HE'S NOT MY PRESIDENT YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE I'M STILL WITH HERRRRR

Wonder when did I swap over to the hillary timeline?

>>32984714
And he's said more recently that he doesn't support it

>>32984717
/thread

>>32984697
>>32984717
>>32984734
>>32984742
>>32984801
>hypothetical question
>hurr durr Trump won't take muh gunz
no shit idiots, what would you do in this situation

>>32984776
Which makes him no different than Hillary.

I have a hidden floor safe so I'd just let them in and tell them I lost my guns

>>32984627
YOU'LL MELT THEM HERE??

>>32984714
this /k/ is so fucking stupid to vote for someone that gives no shits about you
Hillary has stated time and time again she supports the second amendment
she just wants to reign in the criminals who use the online loophole and the gun show loophole
Drumpftards and nazis make me sick

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>>32984627
SCUMPF BTFO!

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>>32984627
WHAT'S YER OFFER?

>>32984627
Finally have an excuse to kill myself

Wonder how I ended up in this hellish alternate reality and find a way out.

Hand them over. Get a new hobby and move on with life.

>>32984915
Here's your (you)

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/k/ has always been with Her. Drumpflets need to go back to /pol/

>>32984822
Id tell my cop buddy to stop screwing around and por him adrink then go shit post on /k/

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>>32985023

>>32984627
SWNDU

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>>32984627
>Strap as many plates to self as possible
>turn on tunes
>2 ARs, Mossy 500 and as much ammo as possible

Tunes related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k

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>>32984627

HOLD ON, I'VE GOT AN XL HORSE COCK UP MY ASS, GIVE ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES

>>32984627
I planned for this. My good guns are hidden in the ground (buried) and I give them ny shitty rifles.

>>32984627
Hand 'em over then build some more. Wait till I find a decent militia or resistance movement to join, then fight the good fight with my shitty slamfire homemade guns 'n' bombs.

I'm all for fighting for my rights, but fuck all of your glorious suicidal last stand bullshit. If I'm going to die for something I'll wait until it will do some good.

Hide some guns, but more importantly, ammo all over the property, if I have any warning that this will happen.

>>32985139
>burying "my good guns"

if you need a shovel to retrieve them, they are no longer yours. i could see burying some mosins for shtf but you laid your good guns to rest? absolutely cucked.

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>>32985023

>>32984627
WITNESS ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32985023
you people are a plague to 4chan. i really wish they'd start banning you faggots

>>32984627
MMMMMMMMMMMMM YOUR MOVE MR. LAWMAN

>>32984732
>>32984881
Don't hide them all. They're not complete morons, they'll know who's a gun owner by social media posts/bumper stickers/conversations overheard, etc. Unless you hide your power level from all friends and family and only use Tor to go on /k/, they'll know you have some somewhere.

>>32985139
has it right. Just like you give a mugger a fake wallet with small bills, give the grabbers some cheap fudd guns to appease them, and keep your good ones hidden.

If you're really smart, give guns in the same caliber as the guns you hide. They could track ammo purchases, and wonder why you bought 5000 rounds of 7.62 NATO when all you handed over was a 12 gauge a hipoint and a .22

depends. some days i just want to die so id mag dump into their dicks. others ill lay down like an obedient goy and get blackbagged.

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>>32985023
this. I voted for Hillary in the primaries, and when it came down to her versus the cheetoh. At least she won the real vote. literally all she wanted was solid background checks, and that was gonna be it for gun control.

>>32984924
Having an opinion would be saying "I think guns are scary"

Saying "restricting gun ownership will save lives" is not an opinion, as it's a proven lie.

>>32985291

>Trying to bait so poorly

>Not even on the right board

http://www.autismhelp.info

>>32985291
pepe is a racist meme you shitlord bigot. how dare you post HER in such a manner?!

>>32984665
You. I like you.

>>32985291
>
your post violates the NAP, recreational nukes are inbound to your position, sorry fag.

>>32984627
>Willkommen to normandy schweinehunds!

>>32984627
you caught me at a bad time, just came back from a boating trip you see. had an accident.

>>32985577
..... the fuck are recreational nukes?

>>32984665
Bless you my friend, you are a true /k/omrade.

I would lube up my entire naked body and start yodeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0MmBor4arA

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>>32984627

Comply peacefully

>I surrender I'm disabled and cant move I am inside!

>they storm in

>wait until everyone is inside


>shoot wall marked where 150 pounds of tannerite are

>>32985886
this is a really good idea

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>>32984627
>Trump has been elected President
>obvious liberal death squad here to try and steal my guns to use in a revolution against the US
>do my part as an American citizen and stomp out the communist murderous movement before it starts

>>32985628
Think Davy Crocket.....look it up.

Wonder who sent the dmail that shifted me to the beta worldline where Hillary won.

>>32984627
>call uncle donny
>he's in puerto rico or something
>say hi cops are here call in the kingsman
>oxfords not brouges
>join the kingsmans
>well ello chaps lets have a sitdown
>put on your glasses
>tweet god emperor donny
>he replies immediately
>thanks donny
>invite him to my bbq over the weekend
>tell him to fire every cop that arrested me and deport them to the eu
>nothing personnel, kid
>politics

>>32987211
>WHAT A THRIIIIIIL

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>>32984627
Melt this, bitch

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>>32989777
And this

>>32984627
get the fuck out of canada and book my ass back to america

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>>32984627
nuffin

>>32984948
I raffed

>>32984627
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

>Door breaches

ID MUCH RATHER PREFER TO BE TAKEN ALIVE!, LEMME JUST DELETE THE OL BROWSER HISTORY!

>>32984776
Oh fuck really? Man, he's such a trustworthy dude who always keeps his word too.

Isn't it great we finally have a President who is completely honest with us and doesn't just say things to get elected?