Would it be possible to befriend or tame a Skinwalker? How would

I guess hope the skinwalker is into beastiality and finds neckbeards attractive.

>>32982977
>>>>/X/

>>32983000
this
I'd be willing to suck and get fucked by some big skinwalker cock

>>32982977
No.
Everything you post a shit threads like this a potential good one has to die. Fuck off.

>>32983173
That would be a pineapple sized knot in your boi pussy.

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>>32983243
I'LL ENDURE

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>>32982977
>taming skinwalker
I'M NOT LOST OUT HERE WITH THEM
THEY'RE LOST OUT HERE WITH ME

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>Befriend
Nope. Their goals are inscrutable, the best you can get is a grudging respect for territory.
>Tame
Perhaps, it depends on how much of their minds are gone after being animals for so long. Just be aware they would likely be the most difficult animal to subdue, ever. You'd need to be tooled up to the fucking nines.

Can someone explain to me why /k/ of all boards have this interest on Skinwalkers?

Also, as a Navajo would say: "Don't talk about the skinwalker, don't think about the skinwalker. No good can come from skinwalker."

>>32983494
Slow boards get invaded by autists. Newfags then think its normal and perpetuate the threads.

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>>32983326

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>>32982977
Only if he wanted to turn me into his female bitch.

>tfw will never become a girl for your skinwalker buddy and get knoted until you birth a bunch of little skinwalkers babies.

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>>32983546

>>32983370
But everything wants a nice warm hole to stick their junk into.

>>32983594
ya, but skinwalkers have usually long since lost their minds. they might not even want sex anymore.

>>32983611
Well then it's his Job to bring back its sanity by offering it prime boipussy.

>>32983621
I'd say buckshot works better than boipussy. Personal opinion though, you do whatever you want, if you find a skinwalker.

>tfw no werewolf gf
Also all of you need to be nuked from orbit

>>32983192
I've got a better idea. How about you fuck off to operatorchan you, nofun autist.

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>>32983298
>>32983243
>>32983173
Take this shit to /x/ you fucking cockbois

>>32983813
What has this got to do with weapons?

>>32983624

Buckshot...

We invented artillery for a reason, anon. Don't just kill it, kill everything around it as well.

>>32984032
>firing artillery at a forest
come on man. you can't even tell where the thing is, and I doubt just fragging the whole forest is cost-effective.

>>32982977
My autism and this triggers my thoughts, somehow this fits into an apocalyptic lotr equivalent with a grand story and everything, think "wizards" by Ralph Bashki kinda.

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>>32983173
Would you?

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>>32984283
Why is it that these types of images pop up on skinwalkers? Skinwalkers aren't supposed to look like that. Besides, is there anything really saying that skinwalkers are supposed to be these unkillable beasts that /k/ claims they are?

Now Wendigos, on the other hand, I would avoid like the plague.

>>32984337
Actually, yes. Skinwalkers can only be killed if you know who the skinwalker is.
That's for the shaman metamorph skinwalker variety. The mischievous spirit skinwalker is unkillable.

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>>32984337
allow me to deliver a quick rundown. Skinwalkers are essentially native american shapeshifters, but instead of the "Oh spiritual, very peaceful" Indians most think of, they are the evil ones, who went off the deep end of hatred and rage, and spend their immortal lives wandering the forests, looking for skin to inhabit. Be it yours or an animals. They are supernaturally tough, both because of dark magic, and because they're basically wearing a coating of leather all over. So no, they're not unkillable, just supernatural shapeshifting skinstealing serial killers. Find a gun with some oomph to it and they should die same as anything else with a pulse. The dangerous part about them is that they can near perfectly emulate those whose skin they're wearing, or morph into the horrors you see in most pictures in order to scare people. So if you're in a group, don't split up.

>>32984337
I don't think you can avoid a wendigo, you either kill it or get killed.

Also I need to make a nugget bayonet from pure silver so I can summon my inner slav and pull out a geralt.

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>>32984389
>>32984397
there's a good extra point, actually. In folklore, silver kills evil. So grab a silver bayonet and you should be able to cut through their fake skin like a hot knife through butter.

>>32984389
That's a still from the movie Xtro, btw.
Pretty nice flick.

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This thread is in dire need of a surge.

Where is Mike "Put the fags in body bags" Pence when you need him?

>>32984434
out somewhere, doing much of nothing.

>>32984337
>Why does dumb threads do dumb shit
Because /x/ doesn't belong on /k/ so what you get is the meme version of a mutated freak with extra chromosomes.

>>32984505
/x/ can't tell you how to kill them though. They'd probably just give you some bullshit about rituals and dark magic. We're just discussing, if they were real, how would you put one down.

>>32984505
They don't even seem to know much about skinwalkers or even be interested, so I guess this is just shitposting for no sake.

>>32984517
This shit is about taming and having sex with furry shamans, it's not /k/ by any standard.

>>32984549
taming and having sex with furry shamans
I think you'll find this is the most /k/ thing you can do. As long as it's at gunpoint.

>>32984562
Uh sure buddy, whatever you say.

>>32983494
>>32983504
The stories started here like 3+ years ago you retards

>>32984730
And this invalidates anything said, how?

>>32984748
Kill yourself
>>32984337
Skinwalkers were just made up on 4chan, it was only later some autist was like "oh hey this is already a native america myth". There used to be people who knew they were distinct and that /kx/ had invented a cryptid but the reddit/tumblr invasion and their AKSHULLY knowlege has killed it

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>>32983494
haven't you seen /k/'s skinwalker stories?
they're the best.

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>>32983326

>>32984766
>>32984730

What the flying fuck are you talking about. 4chan didn't create shit if it was clearly based on something existing.

>>32984766
Haha, you're literally a living incarnation of >>32983504. My fucking sides.

>>32984808
yeah, they already existed, but the people who came up with it in the threads didn't know about them. /x/ was the one who told us about them, after a bunch of anons started posting similar stories.

>>32984834
So they weren't mentioning the name skinwalker, just telling stories of weird animals?

>>32983943
>weaponized autism
this thread is quintessential /k/ experience.

>>32982977
I don't see why not. I'm sure all of OPs friends are already imaginary so why not add a "skinwalker" to the collection as well?

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>it's a /pol/ newfag finds about /k/ inawoods paranormal beings obsession episode.

>>32984834
Yeah man, totally a coincidence! Jesus, your head is twisted, you've made up some wierd reality that rejects all logic. /k/ skinwalkers don't resemble conventional skinwalkers because it's what happens when /k/ tries to work out what skinwalkers are meant to be without context when fully formed /x/ stories pop up out of nowhere an invade the board. Literally drinking the kool-aid.

>>32984730
Oh damn you been posting on /k/ for 3 years?!!! You hella oldfag bruh

>>32982977
About 17 tranq arrows and 4 stacks of raw meat.

>>32984843
>>weird animals

No, telling numerous, separate stories involving a particular type of creature.
'Particular type' meaning a bunch of common, unusual features/properties.

...and yes, the preexisitng term 'skinwalker was applied.

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>>32984843
in the original threads, it was just "creepy stuff that happened innawoods" before that it was just camping/innawoods threads. They didn't put a name to them. After the skinwalker threads, it became a board meme. Like pic related.

>>32984834
So this is what goes on inside the heads of the newfags who perpetuate these threads. Sure was interesting, but I wouldn't want to visit this particular mind again.

>>32984907
>newfags on /k/
>skinwalkers on /k/
if you haven't seen skinwalkers on /k/ before then you're the newfag.

>>32984923
I've been here long before the shitty skinwalker meme.

>>32984946
>Anon claims oldfag
>No one cares

>>32984946
then you know how long it's been around.

>>32984923
Yeah man! You've been here 3 years! One hell of an oldfag you are!

>>32984872
The distortion of skinwalkers isn't a /k/ thing. Cryptozoologists do it, creepypastas do it, tabloid reporters do it. Simply because skinwalker tales and accounts only involve animals, who are just normal animals (that's the whole point of skinwalkers, that they are so hard to distinguish) other than their eyes, or just regular normal native americans, which isn't very excited to young folks born with body horror and stuff.
For example, one story of skinwalkers that I know involved a bunch of native americans drumming throughout the entire night outside the fence in front of this half native girl.

>>32984896
>>32984900
I can see that happening, it happens with UFOs and it happened with chupacabras, just bunching weird shit into a single crypto hobby.

However, skinwalkers have something called "the path". They only appear in areas that are in their path, which is typical navajo and ute territory (Utah).

>>32984967
Also means I know how it started and why it keeps going. /x/ made these threads, and newfags who think its always been around make them like mindless zombies.

>>32983931
Take yourself to /pol/. The forced Mike Pence meme will never be funny.

>>32985027
Be nice and let them have delusions of anyone caring about Pence enough to meme him like libs memed on Biden

>>32985005
>The distortion of skinwalkers isn't a /k/ thing.
Yeah but creepy innwoods threads were once just random shit like
>I once saw a weird glowing light, jerkily bobbing around like as if someone was holding a torch in their hand while walking.

The /k/ skinwalker is definitely what you get when a community tries to make sense of a sustained dumping of creepypastas.

>>32984923
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>32985355
>tfw you've been in a skin so long you forget you're a skinwalker
>tfw drawn to /k/ and find skinwalker threads
>tfw the skin's spirit comes back for its fkesh and skinwalkers start posting creepypasta on 4chan

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>>32982977
>How would one go about that?
I wish I knew.
>tfw no skinwalker gf

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You can reason with them, in a rudimentary sense.

> pic related

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>>32985507
God dammit, wrong greentext.

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>>32983546
Not bad

>>32985550
ah, i'd been looking for that one. Meant to save it.