Halt thine peasent! Where hath ye come from and why have ye

>>32980185
Kill...
...All of them

>>32980185
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ says to trade a cloak for a sword.

DEUS VULT, art thy a Saracen??

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"Fuck the king."

Whip out cock... fuck all of them

We hunt Sir Knight!

A vile Jew hath bittered our well and stealed a fair maid in the night these thrice days past.

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Out of my way knight.
God's bidding is to be done and thou are blocking an inquisitors path towards it.
Or are thou a heretic?

ART THOU DETAINING ME?
ART THOU DETAINING ME?
ART THOU DETAINING ME?
ART THOU DETAINING ME?
ART THOU DETAINING ME?
ART THOU DETAINING ME?

>>32980185

>this screenshot is literally from a game where knights fight samurai fight vikings

>>32980185
>peasants
>being able to afford swords

>>32980185
Ayo hol up

So whatchu sayin is

I need the kings permission AND a reason? Is the kings permission not enough

Goddamn sword grabbers

>>32980905

>Be the village blacksmith
>Make all your own swords
>The fucking locals all keep trying to haggle low

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>>32980185
Helvítis Englendingar eru allir veikburða AUMINGJAR, þora engu öðru en að vera í kellinga
brynju svo að það komi ekki skráma á silkimjúka skinnið þeirra,
geta ekkert annað en að pota auma langa sverðinu sínu að andstæðingnum.
Við Víkingarnir munum vaða yfir ykkur Ensku smátittana því við erum sterkir sem Þór með Mjölnir,
hörku og vit Óðins og blekkingu Flóka sem jafnvel Kölski sé ekki í gegnum.

ÁFRAM VÍKINGAR

>1417
>not smithing your own blades or losing your them in a "ferry accident"

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>"aye m'lord"
>"apologies m'lord"
>"god bless you sir"
>return to pulling plow blade out from a large root
>go home and beat wife

Feels good.

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>>32980185
Oi you be sayin like as do you be of shaken by me mear presence? Aye I be thinking your a wee bit of a stubbern log and beaten to shiet from lack of rest to think of me of a peasent.

Outta my way tin man, I got me some law to bring upon the wee town.

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>>32980185
>Unsheathes military style assault crossbow
>LONG LIVE KING GRAVETH!

Fucking Swadians, go back to your fucking your shitty horses.

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>>32980185
Get the fuck out of my way faggot we're going to the holy land

>>32980905
>Implying peasants were inherently poor
Read a book blanco.

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Why do you NEED a sword? You can easily defend your home with a tree branch or a moderately sized stone. Only the king's men are qualified to bear advanced weapons capable of killing two men with one swing. Do you really think you can defeat an entire cavalry division on your own?

All you need weapons for is hunting, and since hunting is illegal, just hand in your bow and call the village garrison if bandits come.

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I'm so glad we live in enlightened times and I can join the king's guard fair and square.

Don't listen to the sexist manbabies saying entry requirements were lowered

Fighting is all about armor these days and you can't bar people from it just because they don't have a penis, lol

>implying thou canst defeat the whole of the king's guard and yon skybeasts with thine solitary bow

>>32980185
wolves in the forest, m'lord

But m'lord how am I supposed to kill weeaboos and neckbeards without a sword?

We've been at war with these Godless savages all my life I need to do my part to end it

>>32983592
Just shout for the borderers, you don't need a weapon to defend yourself

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>>32980185
Yes.
>as I thrust my arming sverd between his neck.

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What a cockblock.
Cant you see Im romancing yon damsel?

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>>32983817

>>32981818
>Implying it is just my bow
>implying the Kings guards don't have supply trains
>Implying they never take off their armor
>Implying half wouldn't turncoat to the righteous cause of the people

Keep dreaming, knave

>>32984395
>>Implying half wouldn't turncoat to the righteous cause of the people
>peasants
>righteous cause

>laughingmaidens.png

>>32980185
I inform them that open longsword carry isn't restricted to any group of people by law, only by wealth. Ask them out for an Augustiner beer.

Jack off on his big gay head.

>>32981274
Dirty hill nigger

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>>32984901
FUCK

>>32984121
disgusting
the etching isnt even done properly

>>32984922
>t. Assblasted Swadian,

How are those horses working out for you...

>>32983817
>implying you are quick enough to do that before you get ended rightfully by half a dozen pommels smashing your face

>>32981274
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!

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>>32980185
Why would there be no greater feeling then fighting in a medieval war /k/?
>Get slashed and stabbed at with spears and swords
>Ducking constantly in fights to avoid arrows and other weapons
>Getting sprayed with both friend and enemy blood
It sounds comfy as fuck

>>32980185

I apologize, m'lord and ask the magesty's forgiveness. I swear I only used it to acquire this....shrubbery

>>32980301

...my summer-islander.

the hound is the shit

>>32984955
Its supposed to be inlaid. Not etching.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulfberht_swords

>Year of Our Lord 1381
>wolst ye be of the noble fold
>will ye not yearn to be fro the peasantry
Cometh the day of the Great Revolt, we peasants shall replace thine poll taxes with thine-head-gracing-a-pole tax!

>>32980185
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGEDETH!!

REFRAINETH FROM TREADING UPON MY PERSON!!!

>>32984970
>Not playing Swadian with greatsword
Best class in MP is Swadian Infantry boi

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Will thou peasanons put thou gathering of surplus on a quality scale from none to tenth

>>32981120
>Helvítis Englendingar eru allir veikburða AUMINGJAR, þora engu öðru en að vera í kellinga
>brynju svo að það komi ekki skráma á silkimjúka skinnið þeirra,
>geta ekkert annað en að pota auma langa sverðinu sínu að andstæðingnum.
>Við Víkingarnir munum vaða yfir ykkur Ensku smátittana því við erum sterkir sem Þór með Mjölnir,
>hörku og vit Óðins og blekkingu Flóka sem jafnvel Kölski sé ekki í gegnum.
>ÁFRAM VÍKINGAR
What hast thou?

>>32981120
Silence heathen

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>>32984987
All pommels are good pommels but by no means are they for offensive purpose.
Get this meme out of here.

>>32985634
>Not ending people rightly

>>32985103
Oh this is brilliant, a poet! Chaucer should meet his better.

>>32980185
*unzips katana*
heh, looks like it's time to get serious...

>>32980185
If thou thinkest me a peasent, thou art a villien. I am a freeholder, and I pay my taxes direct to the crown. I do not have any intermediate lords above me.

Art thou detaining me? I am entitled to the justice of the Reichskammergericht and will have satisfaction if you persist in waylaying my person.

My sword is my badge of rank, and it is under my cloak because I care for those possessions that are my own, not that a hired man who carries a blade for another would understand this.

Fie and begonne.

>>32981274
>Rhodok fucking shits posting on swadian boards
You mother fuckers better be careful, we'll conquer you back as soon as we finish off all this butter