>girl from work asks me to come over and help her disassemble

>>32970550
dude she just wanted to have sex with you, not debate the finer points of swordsmanship

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>>32970550
should have shown how good you are with the Katana since we all know you own and unironically use one.

OP is intimidated when 'she' has a larger sword than he has....

>"katana"

>>32970550
You turned 360 degrees and walked right back into her room?

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>>32970550
what is a lelkek?
INB4 lurk moar

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>>32970769

Fug

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>>32970550
So, OP, when do you plan to come out of the closet?

>>32970801
kel tec

>>32970703
>>32970783
>>32970880
>every girl wants to have sex with me because life is a porno
And you autists have the audacity to tell me I'm the weird one?

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>>32970783
All these years and it's still the best newfag detector.

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>>32970550
>turn 360 and
walk towards her?

>>32970550
So you're coming out to us? Giddy, in a bedroom after inviting you over? She wanted the D. Don't listen to the permavirgins in here.

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So, what I'm getting is that you let your /k/ tisms get in the way of work/random request to fix a gun.

Anon, pls go outside more.

>>32971280
>>32970783
And they say there was no reddit invasion.

>>32970550
The same reason OP makes up shit.

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>>32971310

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>>32970783
>>32971280
>>32971606
>>>/reddit/

>>32971761
>>32971310
>>32971110

>layers of irony

>>32971280
>>32970783
so you fuckers are the ones sperging out over /pol/

>>32971606
>newfag assblasted that he got found out

>>32970903
>girl invites you over to do something she can figure out after less than 5 minutes on google
>she acts all giddy and weird
>totally not just looking for an excuse to get you in her bedroom

>>32972182
>taking a greentext b8 seriously

>>32971784
>jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded

>>32972182
Do I need to say it again? Do you try to suck off the pizza delivery guy?

>>32971784
>he's never heard of the 360 moonwalk

>>32971310
This
I say this all the fucking time

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>>32970550
> being that gamma

>>32972617
gamma?

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>>32972366
Anon, I know this is bait, but on the off chance it isn't: women act giddy and make excuses to be around you when they want the D. Chicks will just walk up to you and stand there smiling, for no reason, hoping you'll take the hint.

>>32972637
Refers to someone who is absolutely not involved with women, usually to pursue some interest or work. The mad scientist type married to their work. Whereas a beta desperately wants a girl and will bend over backwards to please them (unsuccessfully). Hence the 'beta provider' phenomenon.

>>32970550
>why do people own cringey memes?
nice ultra rare cyka pepe, how much did it put you back?

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>>32973006
Woah anon I'm not gay or nothin, I love women I just think anons like>>32972903
Just live in a fantasy world, women don't act like that when they want dick, women are just crazy all around
>>32973143
Not a whole lot, I trade a lot of rare Pepe's.

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>>32973200
>fantasy world
K, I must've just imagined all those times I've seen it happen/had it happen to me.

Stay above the call of the vagina bro.

>>32970550
If you turn 360 you're still gabbing the same direction. I swear, this has to be the stupidest board on the www. People here don't even understand basic geometry. THERE'S 360 DEGREES IN A CIRCLE SO WHEN YOU TURN 360 YOU ARE FACING THE SAME WAY AS WHEN YOU STARTED!

>>32973321
says the noguns that posts an MP5 with two buttstocks

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>>32973398
youre trying too hard. heres your (You) anyway i guess

>>32973420
Thx. I only wanted one

>>32970550
Nice bait fag

>>32973495
are you fucking kidding me Im the only one in this thread not baiting you fucking faggot
neck yourself

>>32973518
Then you have autism.

>>32973533
no you have autism

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>>32973407
>noguns
Nope. And that's two strikes for not appreciating Archer.

>>32971310
How exactly did this guys reply signify a reddit invasion?

>>32973835
You haven't noticed all the newfag noguns on the board lately? Or maybe.. You are one

Fucking newfags everywhere.

360 moonwalk is a legit 4 chan meme for many years. It's a meme in the actual sense of the word, not a fucking frog picture with a stupid caption.

Confused? Try google "turn 360 and walk away". A report will be due by Friday

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>>32974029
Im pissed I'm wasting a rare Pepe on you

>>32972617
not even Gamma,were talking just straight up Omega my dude

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>>32973200
mein neger with the pepes

>>32974161
You should give me one I've posted 2 rares in this thread alone

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>>32971971
No. /k/ has always hated /pol/. Git and stay gone. Stop looking for excuses.

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>>32974206

>>32974208
>/k/ has always hated /pol/.
Yeah but you could also throw some names around without starting a 200 reply shitstorm by the PC police.

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>>32974208
This is now a meme thread

>>32974152
What the fuck is an omega

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>>32973200
>>32974161

>>32974587
last letter of the alphabet,they are such spergs they might as well be asexual bc they'll never find another human to enjoy their company

>>32974866
Damn nigga that hella hurts

>>32974208
Keep telling yourself that redditor

>>32971280
>being this new

>>32975005
i know dawg,but the truth hurts,and hey,if you hit rock bottom,the only way to go is up!

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>>32973916
He didnt even talk about not having guns. He was just saying if you turn 360 degrees you will still be in the same direction. What are you talking about man?

>>32976191
>implying you aren't samefagging
>implying you aren't really noguns

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>>32976115
backatya

>>32970550
If this is not a troll you are incredibly autistic. She wanted to fuck. 100%

You blew it virgin

>>32974208
Fuck off you kike.

>>32972468
>>32972196
>>32971784
unfortunately, just like STD's, there is no end to this madness.

>>32977912
im not a virgin though]
or autistic
in fact I think you guys are the autists

You should have teleported behind her and given her the ol' nothin personnel

>>32970550
>talking to someone after they tell you they own a lelkek
you brought this upon yourself