Kim Jong Un orders 250 stealth tanks from Belarussia (2T Sta

>>32969463
With what are they going to pay them?

>>32969482
Korean hookers.

>>32969515
You'd get the same experience from fucking malnourished turkey

>>32969463
what the fuck? it's like Russia, only poorer for some impossible reason.

>>32969482
North Korea uses slave labour in outside countries, as in they send their citizens to work all around the world but don't pay them and pockets all the income.

>>32969482
Simple, the millions of aid money given to NK form the UN and various other charities, that was meant to provide food and medicine to NK people.

>>32969528
Well, yeah.

But don't you want to be able to brag that you banged a Nork? I certainly would.

>>32969538
Why the fuck would you give them money instead of products? How fucking naive retards can UN have?

>>32969556
That would be a logistical nightmare.

>>32969556
the UN doesnt give money, it gives food. no one is that fucking stupid, and the US would throw an absolute fit and REEE.

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Any scanners around?

>>32969482
>With what are they going to pay them?
they are comrades. plus syria will order new TXX Tank upgrades from DPRK

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North Korean Army's new KN-09 300mm

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>>32969604
The UN is really stupid

>>32969463
Pretty neat, but can it stop infantry AT weapons?

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>>32969538
Why don't we just blockade North Korea from getting any aid shipments? Most of their population would starve to death within a couple years.

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>>32969463
>There are laser detectors around the hull set to trigger smoke grenade launchers if an enemy laser-guided ATGW targets the Stalker.
So when do we break out the laser pointers?

>>32969979
How do you propose blockading the Chinese border?

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>>32969998
Sucker up to them to get them to stop sending aid willingly, and failing that, threaten to embargo them until they stop. China is getting pretty sick of North Korea's stunts anyways.

>>32969956
There are laser detectors around the hull set to trigger smoke grenade launchers if an enemy laser-guided ATGW targets the Stalker.

plus it uses AGS grenade launcher.

>>32969463
Not a tank. Fake news.

>>32969979
That's kind of an act of war the last time I checked, buying conventional weapons from other countries on the other hand is not.

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>>32969979
>>32969998

[citation needed]

>>32969536
The best part is where they use their nationhood to stop other countries from freeing slaves by claiming anyone who boards their cargo ships as a pirate. God bless the UN, it couldn't be worse if it was ran by the Mafia.

>>32969556
They sell the food to other countries and mark up the price. It's literally a communist government surviving on welfare.

>>32969536

Im gonna need some trustfull,verified sauces about that..

>>32969735
Kek and underrated

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>>32969463
Wtf, I love Belaruse now.

>>32969463
>laser detectors automatically trigger smokes

Why do I get the feeling this sort of thing would be super easy to screw with for a military with any sort of real budget?

>norks roll up in new armored vehicles that somehow already look an extra 60 years older than they really are for no apparent reason
>drones start shining the things with strapped on laser designators mimicking atgm targeting while flying in wide circles
>smoke everywhere while guys with Xbox controllers and tablets a safe distance away giggle like gleeful idiots at the confused and possibly panicking norks

>>32969875
in many ways yes, but remember they are 100% dependent on donations. if the UN gave a penny to the dprk, a big donor nation (like US) would autistically shriek and block all it own UN donations.

they may be dumb, but they arent financially suicidal

>>32969979
currently their sanctions are about as strong as they come. There isnt much room to strengthen them, whats left is basically travel bans, and the UN updates those regularly.

>>32969604
but the US had no issue flying billions in cash to iran.

>>32969463
It's a tank, it drives over and through things

No sneaking about in one of those

>>32969463
Imagine being surrounded by outdated NK tech as a soldier with shit food/logistics constantly fed propaganda about how poor Americans are so poor their infrastructure is falling apart and your crew is given one of these.

How do you not immediately realize that these tanks are designed to compete with American tanks and your 1970s commie bloc country would get absolutely smashed by modern tech because your army spent all your ration money on small number of tanks.

>korean war part 2 electric boogaloo starts up
>get north of the dmz
>nobody here but us trees

>>32970495
Google North Korean restaurants. They have dozens across the world where they only serve North Korean cuisine.

>>32971616
A lot of North Koreans know how shit their country are, especially the ones near their border.

There are probably thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of Nork soldiers just waiting for war so they can raise a white flag and defect the first opportunity they get.

>>32971832
Truth, most Norks know how fucked they would be.

>>32971801
This is true. I been in such restaurant during my trip to Russia.

It look like regular korean restaurant, but they play North Korean music and have Kim's portraits in bar. You can try North Korean beer and some other traditional korean booze.

They serve traditional korean dishes, but for some reason they a bit more spicy than regular korean food.

>>32972355
My guess is that they use more spices to mask other problems with their food, and that carries over to food that isn't going bad.
Most traditional recipes exist to either use what people had or mask food going bad during the winter/dry season.

>>32969528
Yes but a malnourished turkey would cost more

>>32969979
Because China would become unhappy

Could we have a fucking source for this? I highly doubt fucking Belarus would want to get in the sort of shitstorm that selling weapons to North Korea would cause.

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>>32969987
>UHHH HHHHH
>YOU'RE ALL GETTING ARRESTED!

>>32971444
You could argue that those billions are iran's money we owed them back in the 60s (plus interest)

also, compared to the norks, iran seems willing to talk

>>32970495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQDLoOnkdI

>>32970031
>NC
TR for life, rebel traitor

>>32969482
The norks had a pretty lucrative business in everything, from legit stuff (ginseng, piano, reclaimed steel as well as lab instruments) to illegal stuff (from heroine and meth to guns and missiles)

They also provide cheap, semi-skilled labor force to mine, work in plantation and build hydroelectric dams and railroads

Everyone from the chinks, russian, poles to african and SEA countries employ them to do shit local populace wouldn't do

>>32969463
>stealth tanks

It's merely a reconnaissance vehicle.

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>>32969463
It's not a tank, it's a scout vehicle. Also forgot it existed, it's hilarious how of all places DPRK was the one to finally buy it.

>>32977775
Wait, is it dressed in carpets? wtf?

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>>32978140
It's a RAM, likely akin to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakidka

>>32969463
source?

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>>32977284
>illegal stuff
>guns and missiles

>>32978795
>ywn own a nork AK that is about as reliable as a glue filled AR

>>32969987
That looks fucking lit

>>32971444
different issue, different rules.

Iran at least is willing to come to the table, and much of that was money previously owed or just money we had frozen

>>32974499
this.

at the same time, the dprk may just be planning to build them under license.

either way would be a violation of a few security council resolutions

>>32969463
>tank
>with autocannon and manpads
tsk tsk.

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Interesting how all countries now try to introduce stealthy AFVs.

Pic is Chinese new stealth IFV prototype (green).

>>32969979
Or just dont give a fuck ?
Even China is getting bored of lil Kim sperging out every other week

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>>32976094
>not wanting freedom
>joining the socialist faction
What's wrong with you anon?