Hey /k/ I need help identifying this artillery shell. It's

>>32966453
>Hey /k/ I need help identifying this artillery shell.
Looks more like a garden trowel

>>32966466
I mean the rusty brownish thing under it in the shape and size of your moms dildo

>>32966453
Your moms dildo

>>32966467
Oh gotcha - but her dildo wasn't made til 1993 so it can't have been the same thing

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>>32966453
OP, what ever you do do not hit it several times with a shovel, a hammer or a pike.
really, do not hit it.
hit it hard with a blunt object.
dont
do that.
dont
HIT it with a shovel

>>32966453
I'd say it's probably from a 15cmK16. You might want to rinse some water over it so you could actually see something of the shell and not just a big piece of dirt

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The thing that bugs me about the shell it the flat nose. I am not familiar with that. They usually have either large fuzes or a pointy end (internal fuze). Could it me an american fuze? I haven't ever seen them.


>>32966477
I don't know man... I suddenly feel an urge....

>>32966453

Are you doing archaeological work in the area?

>>32966453
>>32966503
we need proof

shell in pooper with timestamp

>>32966453
Head to Poperinghe and sink half a dozen Westvleteren 12s and then head back to clean it up looking for markings - your hands will be much steadier

>>32966503
to be fair, a shell that old probably has the explosive so deteriorated the smallest impact or spark can make it explode, so if you keep fussing around it, it will blow on your face anyway.
BUT would be highly irresponsible to hit it with a shovel anyway.
also,
consider calling the army or the cops, you may end needing an EOD team.
god, i hope that is not a hole on your backyard, it would suck big time

>>32966453
>>32966503

It's not 16cm, it's 15cm. Wash the dust off.

There are several guns it could have been fired by.

15 cm Kanone 16
15 cm L/40 Feldkanone i.R.
15 cm sFH 02
15 cm sFH 13

See wikipedia.

OP
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIU3iPcu74

>>32966453
Probably a Kanone 16 or 18 German shell
It can't hurt to get the fuck out of the way of it, but if it goes off you won't feel much

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>>32966453
>>32966503
RUN OP IT'S A GAS SHELL

>>32966513
If I drink too much before coming out into the fields I will freeze my fingers off. Alcohol restricts blood vessels. And it's cold as fuck.

No worries though, I got a backup at home.

>>32966516
>>32966528
calm your tits, I got this.


So i used a brush to remove some dirt from the pointy end, but it's too rusty, can't see shit. Just looks like a perfectly flat surface. Would scraping the rust off with a shovel do any harm?

Also, wtf is that smell man.

>>32966548
For serious, though, it's something of a crime to go to somewhere near Ypres without going to In Der Vrede.

My yearly Eurotrip is still five months away and I can already taste it.

>>32966503
OP, do you have any leftover fireworks from new years? See if you can detonate the shell from a safe distance, and please film it.

Remember to stay up wind, if >>32966543 is correct. Good luck, and godspeed OP.

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>>32966543
>gas shell
>>32966548
>wtf is that smell man

You're smelling death.

>>32966543
that is probably just the shell without the fuze mounted. Any shell without the fuze has such a flat end (except for the internal fuze ones)

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>>32966548
>Would scraping the rust off with a shovel do any harm?
>>32966548
>Also, wtf is that smell man.
>>32966548
>calm your tits, I got this.

ok, all DEATH FLAGS have been set.
if you are lucky, its is a inert training round.
if you live in Europe, it may not be the case.
bad, chemical smell can mean the chemicals are deteriorated, so it can explode at any moment for any reason, really.
or it can be a chemical warfare shell, what would be fair worse, cause you been touching it without gloves.
also, if you really knew what to do with a artillery shell you wont be taking selfies few inches away from it!

>>32966565
Still. If your (16cm) measurement is accurate, it isn't a German shell, but a britbong 6-incher shot from one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BL_6-inch_26_cwt_howitzer, which is pretty much the same thing.

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>>32966503
EODfag
The external portion of a nose-fuze will often break off on impact as they were commonly just brass, or corrode away for some later alloy fuze bodies.
>the rear end of the fuze - the magazine/booster the detonator and internals will still be inside the fuze well - so, as before:
Don't fuck with it.
Call your local cops who'll send EOD.
With a bit of luck theyll have to put up a loud noise in your backyard.

>no reply from OP in a while
>OP is clearly ded

>>32966577
he wont listen, it will be just like that time that guy threw a grenade in his toilet.
guys, turn on your tvs and get read to screen cap any news about a guy blowing himself in the middle of nowhere, we may even show up on faux news.

>>32966587
Why bother with TVs when you can read the same news on the internet? I don't live in Belgium anyway.

>>32966582
damn, your post came before mine
>>32966587

>>32966582
this

Anybody got a line on Ypres-area twitter feeds in case OP isn't full of shit and just Darwin'd himself with a 100 year old gas shell?

>>32966596
well, we tried to warn the idio..we tried warning OP
rest in pieces, OP
hope you had gone alone

>>32966603
second this
he darwin'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqyG3CcoLM

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>>32966453
Posting in case OP blows himself up and we have this thread in a screencap.

>>32966603
http://nieuws.vtm.be/
http://www.hln.be/

Might be a start

If he's Hill 60'd himself I'll drink a Trappist beer in his honour.

RIP in peace OP

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>>32966614
I will chose a cool pic so I can screencap this too

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>>32966607
>>32966613
>>32966614
>>32966617
>>32966623

I give it 70% chance of fake and gay but if OP sucked mustard gas I'll pour one out for him at the next /k/ meet I go to.

>>32966543

Did they just leak slowly on impact, or did you have to install some sort of bursting charge/fuze on the front?

>>32966641
They burst, with the gas either lingering in the air or splattering in liquid form only to evaporate later depending on the gas and local climate.

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>>32966453
Good by OP

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>>32966548
come on man post timestamp if you dieded
I don't want to spend the rest of my beautiful sunday afternoon checking news from Lelgium for nothing

>>32966641
They were usually supposed to detonate in mid-air, like a mortar. But there have been some versions that were designed to release their components after impacting the ground, in a sort of bunker buster way.

>>32966641
EODfag
The bit marked 'container' in the nose holds the threaded portion of the fuze as per my earlier comment plus a larger explosive burster to open the shell up and spread the fun around.

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rejoice in peperoni, OP
May darwin take you to where the dodos are

TFW OP gets killed from beyond the grave by some Krauts 100+ year old gas shell.

>>32966680
There is a reason places like Verdun have very large and very clear signs that say "DO NOT GO OFF THE TRAIL AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING YOU SEE."

>>32966680
pretty sure it's a britbong shell actually

it could be either way because the brits' 6in and german 15cm howitzers were pretty similar

>>32966688
>the eternal anglo

Holy shit OP tried to take it as carry on:

http://bigstory.ap.org/cf7bf65961cd4f6bae0e4baa930ced4a?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

>>32966698
>http://bigstory.ap.org/cf7bf65961cd4f6bae0e4baa930ced4a?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP
oh boy, it would be something Op would try, yes.
probably not him, but heck

>>32966671
F

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>Getting killed by a hundred year old shell
Fuckin loser

bumping in the hope we get some updates on the Darwin incident at Ypres Field

First time in a thread where OP kill himself and other people with a old british artillery gas shell.

Pretty sad.

>>32966777
>777
OP is dead.
he got darwined

>>32966777
What's sad is if it happened it's not the first time someone asplodded themselves on /k/.

Checked btw

how long it would take to anyone find his corpse, if he died from poisonous gas?

>ITT: people getting trolled by a Flemishbro who probably diggs up shells every day for keks and giggles.

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>>32966777
Trips of truth gl op in the next one.

>>32966815
this, I bet yprefags dig shit with detectors all the time, they did since the war ended, they blew self since then too tho

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NO FUCKING WAY

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>>32966582

>>32966927
link
NAO

>>32966927
Jup, heb het zonet ook op de radio gehoord.

Dit is gewoon triestig.

update: the retard op died along with one other man while trying to move the thing.

I heard it on the radio just now, posting from phone.

>>32966927
aw fuck you, its fake

>>32966927
its from 2014

>>32966960
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/957/Binnenland/article/detail/1822928/2014/03/19/Twee-doden-in-Ieper-bij-explosie-van-obus.dhtml

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>>32966964

>The Germans, for example, used 5.9-inch (150 mm) artillery shells ("five-nines"). Gas shells were independent of the wind and increased the effective range of gas, making anywhere within reach of the guns vulnerable. Gas shells could be delivered without warning, especially the clear, nearly odorless phosgene — there are numerous accounts of gas shells, landing with a "plop" rather than exploding, being initially dismissed as dud HE or shrapnel shells, giving the gas time to work before the soldiers were alerted and took precautions.
>In the First Battle of Ypres (19 October to 22 November 1914), the Allies captured the town from the Germans. The Germans had used tear gas at the Battle of Bolimov on 3 January 1915. Their use of poison gas for the first time on 22 April 1915 marked the beginning of the Second Battle of Ypres, which continued until 25 May 1915. They captured high ground east of the town. The first gas attack occurred against Canadian, British, and French soldiers, including both metropolitan French soldiers as well as Senegalese and Algerian tirailleurs (light infantry) from French Africa. The gas used was chlorine. Mustard gas, also called Yperite from the name of this town, was also used for the first time near Ypres, in the autumn of 1917
>By the end of the battle the Ypres salient was compressed, with Ypres closer to the line. The city, bombarded by artillery fire, was demolished. Although poison gas had been used on the Eastern Front, it surprised the Allies and about 7,000 gas casualties were transported in field ambulances and treated in casualty clearing stations. In May and June, 350 British deaths were recorded from gas poisoning. Both sides developed gas weapons and counter-measures, which changed the nature of gas warfare

>>32966927
Just a Turk roach and a Bulgarian...

>>32966512
This gentleman knows. We need conclusive proof of stuff...for reasons.

>>32967045
>Hey Ismail, we need to lay the pipe man, get this fucking bomb out of here!
>Fuck you Andrey, this thing is heavy as fuck I cannot lift it man I need some leverage
>Then just fucking lift it out with a pipe you thickheaded goatfucker
>Fuck you you dirdi kaffir pig, you mother is a dog, hey Ibrahim get your ass over here we need to get this piece of shit out before Grabenstein lowers our salaries again
>I swear inshallah if this piece of shit bomb doesn't move I am going to akbar
>Why the fuck do these things weight so fucking much, mohammad (pbuh) fucking prophet, I swear I'm about to akbar all over this place
>Come on you useless sandmonkey, you want to go work for Mehmet at the kebab shop again?
>AALLLAAAAAAAHHHHUUUU AAAKKKKBBBAAAARRRRRR
>Oh sh-

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>>32966964
>>32966973

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>>32966453

I came into this thread expecting neat information on artillery shells, but instead just witnessed the loss of another /k/ommando.

>>32967125
> implying most /k/ommandos wouldnt secretly want to die gagging on the excretions of a large phallus shaped object

>>32967163
>large, brown, hard and phallus shaped object
ftfy

>>32967115
>19/03/14...

>>32967125
OP may be alive, but without battery
unless he actually tried to scratch of dirt from a WWI bomb, then he is dead as disco.

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>>32966927

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>>32966453
The investigators are really going to be puzzled when they find OP suffocated out in a field somewhere.

While we F, does anyone have the "swallowing depleted uranium" greentext?

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>>32967662
> (Horatio kneels down by OP) "What have we got here, chief?"
> (Coroner) "We have symptoms of asphyxiation, but we dont know how. Possible chemical weapons, but its too early to be sure"
> (Horatio stands up) "Well, whoever smelt it...(puts shades on) delt it"
> YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

>>32967400
Most countries use the more logical Day/Month/Year format rather than the Month/Day/Year common in the US.

>>32966503
Cum on it, post time stamp.

>>32967941
In English the structure for saying the date is month, day, year.

It is currently February 12, 2017. Our shorthand date writing reflects how we say it in conversation.

>>32966543
Depends on which battle of Ypres it came from. You could probably tell more exactly based on location more than anything.

>>32966688
>>32966572
I might have the manual for the BL 6in somewhere that might help ID it.

>>32968062
Well, here in Great Britain, where the English language was created, we say (for example) the 12th of February, 2017. Month first is stupid, unless you are such a commoner as to not know what month it is in which you are inquiring.

I-I'm scared, where's OP?

>>32968155
dead, drunk or both

>>32968155
I think hes in a better place.

Either that or suffocating in a field in the dark.

>>32967941
That still wouldn't make it not 2014.

>>32968155
Someone go edit the Wikipedia article to add one more death to the Battle of Passchendaele.

>>32968303
we have to wait and see if OP killed some innocent bystanders, so we can add up the correct number

OP HERE, I AM FINE, DUBS PROVE IT.

>>32968377
Well the sun went down over here about an hour and a half ago, so either he has floodlights, is still on his way home to charge his battery and shit, or he has choked to death on his own blood from his agitated lungs.

>>32968395
The only proof will be shell in pooper.

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The war still rages on.

>>32968395
no dubs no proof
>>32968400
also, checked

>>32966453
>>32966503
Go away Indy Neidell

>>32966503
Americans weren't part of Ypres tard.

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>>32968436
rip

>>32968436
F

No guys, for real, I am totally fine.

I totally didn't blow to smithereens.

I mean, how could I be posting if I were?

>>32968666
You aren't fooling anyone, Satan.

>>32968666
then give us a full report, satan

>>32968666
>666
Y u do this

>>32966513
>westy 12

this guy knows

its just an old crapper tank people

>>32968062
>In English the structure for saying the date is month, day, year.
no

In English it is day/month/year in America its the other way around.

>>32966453

All fun aside, it just looks like OP made a shell shape out of mud.

>>32969029
Thats a heck of a small crapper tank, especially as there is no visible piping nearby. Also if it was part of a local council installation it would be on records somewhere, and easier to get to, not the kind of thing you just dig up in a field.

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>>32969173
The chunk in pic related looks like rusted/corroded metal, unless theres a massive variance in the colour of the mud depending on amounts of moisture, which it doesnt look like.

>>32969239
goddarn, OP is really alive
I mean, good for him

>>32969239
>5% battery

you tryin to trigger me?

>>32969262
Im not OP, and that pic is just a zoom in of the original pic in his post.
OP is still unaccounted for.

>>32969322
nah man, I told you, i am fine! >>32968666

>>32969391
STOP TEMPTING ME, LUCIFER

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>>32969391
give us an update o emperor of darkness

>>32968666
>Satan trips
>OP most probably dead by gas but still posting
>No timestamp

Skinwalker/demonic takeover alert!

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>>32966512
We're waiting OP.

well, OP is dead, we should memorialize this thread, say nice things about the deceased and try to guess how decomposed his body will be when someone actually find it

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>>32970424
Yep, RIP lad.

>>32970424
good bye sweet anon, natural selection wasn't kind to you, but we will always remember your tiny girlish baby hands

>>32970472
>girlish baby hands
well, I have "dry" hands, but they are not girly. like, at all.

>>32970482
shush, you are dead, we are saying nice things about you

>>32966503
Hit the nose with a hammer, it deactivates the shell

>>32970516

Kek

>>32966503
inb4 OP sets off a dud mustard gas bomb

gg no re

Although to be honest getting blown up by a WWI artillery shell would be a good way to go.

>>32970482
post another image of the shell as proofs

Really makes you realize just how ridiculously heavy arty use was in WWI when you consider how many shells are still being found from WWI vs WWII.

RIP OP, you dun goofed for the last time.
It would probably be a good idea to use a trip when you make a thread like this so you can easily prove you are not a corpse by simply posting again at all.

>>32967941
12 months, 31 days, ∞ years 2/12/2017
or
1 day, 31 days, 365 days 12/2/2017

They both make perfect sense unless you're an idiot.

>>32970768
that would ruin all the fun

let these anons have their giggles over my supposed death

>>32967847
This T B Q H F A M

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>>32970819
But, anon. You are dead. It's on Wikipedia.

>>32970819
Post trowel with timestamp!

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I'm not saying this is real, but I just reverse image searched both OP images, and neither matched anything on Google.

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Keep editing the wikipedia page until it gets locked.

>>32971011
They're damn fast about undoing edits aren't they.

>>32971028
I think there's a bot that detects suspicious edits, and alerts an admin.

>>32970910
Thus OP's fate was sealed.

>>32970992

Yeah the shell itself is legit.

>>32971059
Wouldn't be surprised if they had a filter they could apply as well preventing certain edits from even showing to begin with.

Irritating thing is they'll rapidly axe easily verified correct edits as well.

>>32968139
>stupid
I have notified the UK Police department of your hate speech and you will be arrested shortly.

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Someone may have just been fucking GASED BY A SHELL OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD

BUT PEOPLE LET THIS FUCKING THREAD DIE! TO WHAT END I ASK? TO SHITPOST IN OVER-FLOODED GENERALS WITH NO REAL DISCUSSION

>>32971233
> UK Police Department
> akin to saying the American Police Department
> as in one department that has jurisdiction over the entire nation

This is one of the many reasons people correctly assume burgers are spasticated

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>>32971523

So he should have done what exactly?

Guessed which city you live in?

I suppose he could have cited Scotland Yard.

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>>32971523
Geographically, speaking, The UK is just a touch larger than Oregon which is only the 9th largest state.

Thus for an American, in terms of covered area, a "UK police department" would be a perfectly reasonable assumption as every state has a state police force.

>>32971572
He could have not been retarded in the first place. Or made the assumption of the Metropolitan Police seeing as it is the most statistically probable, it being the largest police force with jurisdiction over 7/68+ million citizens. Or Scotland Yard, New Scotland Yard, GCHQ, MI5, MI6, anything sounding remotely like an authority, but nope, he had to go full retard.

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>>32966470
>>32966467
heh

>>32971610
Geographically speaking, the UK is split up into counties and boroughs, and police forces are assigned as such. Therefore it does not equate that, just because Oregon has a similar landmass, that jurisdiction and association of police forces be organised similarly. Thats like saying the Indian Ocean isnt an ocean because it isnt equivalent size to the Atlantic or Pacific ocean, therefore a completely arbitrary assignment.

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>>32971466

This as fuck. We can't just leave this open ended.

>>32971633
>retard
Your further use of hate speech has been forwarded to the ministry of bad behavior and a muslim family will be quartered in your household.

>>32971670
You're taking a joke waaaaay too seriously, pull the stick out of your ass and stir your tea already.

>>32971523
Whats funny is you're only angry about him not citing the right police department and are no way trying to refute the fact that your entire nation is a cucked society of thought police.

>>32971610
I'm Russian, USA makes smaller size then The Urals. In terms of size the local mountain police of Urals is reasonable assumption as all American police force.

>>32971710
meanwhile
>>32971484

>>32971744
Meanwhile what? Someone got arrested for brandishing? You know in the UK, you can't even legally defend yourself.

>>32971760
Farmer shot a burglar with a shotgun near me a few years ago, he didn't receive any sentence.

Is /pol/ your international news source?

>>32971710
That guy made a retarded joke. I called him on the retarded joke. Some cunt tried to jump in and back him up, trying to be smart. I countered his argument, proving the original dude was still retarded.

I dont give a fuck either way to be honest, just find it funny how stupid some people can be. If youre gunna get that butthurt over getting called out over a stupid joke, dont make the stupid joke, then you wont get butthurt.

>>32971760
Isn't it open carry?

So he had an open carry permit, he got threatened, he responded to that threat, then got convicted for it haha

What's the point of open carry?

>>32971808
You don't draw your weapon in a situation that you don't intend to fire in. Drawing a gun without intent to kill what is in front of you is use of a deadly weapon for something other than self defense.

>>32971823
But he was about to get mobbed by niggers, do you wait until you're being physically killed by the niggers before you pull out your gun?

Like wait to be stabbed 3 or 4 times, then properly assume you're about to die, then you can pull it?

>>32971823
I know legally it's not good practice, but still If I were on a jury, I would have no issue with someone who drew a gun to attempt to defuse the situation, it the mere presence of a gun stops the altercation, it's better than having to have someone get shot.

>>32969239
>19:17

>>32971843
>like wait to be stabbed.
Look, I hate lawyers and I especially hate prosecutors who have a vendetta against armed americans but it goes like this.
>"Why did you brandish a deadly weapon?"
>"If your life was in danger, why didn't you fire at your attacker?"
>"If you had time to threaten, then your life wasn't in danger, and in that case, you brandished a deadly weapon for a reason other than self defense."
The same, abet twisted, logic applies to warning shots. But it boils down to this, if your gun leaves its holster you are arguably in a better position if you kill the attacker than if you let them retreat.

>>32971854
That being said, I too would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6, as the saying goes.

>>32971891
Finally, someone noticed

>>32971891
>>32972009
Eastern Europe time?

>>32966453
I'd recognize ur mum's dildo anywhere

>>32972240
Bong time

>>32967662
much more so when he shows up at the ER 3 hours later covered in weeping blisters suffocating on his own blood and they identify the 100 year old chemical agents responsible

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Bumping for more story.

>>32966548
>If I drink too much before coming out into the fields I will freeze my fingers off. Alcohol restricts blood vessels.
That's not true, alcohol dilates blood vessels. That's why drunks get flush. If you're drunk you'll have more bloodflow through your extremities and near the surface of your skin.

For this reason, alcohol will delay the onset of frostbite at the cost of dramatically hastening hypothermia.

OP, give us something. Just take another pic.

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Is OP dead yet?

>>32975550
most likely.

>>32973108
wait what....


GOD DAMMIT AND I FORCED MYSELF NOT TO DRINK FOR SUCH A LONG TIME

brb, running to the store to get a bottle of jenever

Gently carry it to the nearest flight of stairs and roll it down, the stairs will give you cover if it explodes and if it doesn't then you know it's safe to handle so clean it off and bring in into your house.

>>32972309
Unless his phone numbers his gallery in reverse order, it was a while ago.

We have to wait for OP

>>32981857
I am here

>>32981947
Post proof

>>32981955
Digits confirm

>>32981972
will you accept dubs as proof?

>>32982137
Digits have already confirmed that this is the best thread on /k/ right now.

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OP?
OP!!!

>last post from OP: 6:51
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