the thought of getting shot in the dick terrifies me what's

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>>32960950

>>32960950
You can't get shot in the dick if you don't have one

>>32960953

how the fuck did you have that ready to post in less than 30 seconds

>>32960950
>inb4 anon starts wearing chastity belts.

>>32960958

FACT: women > men at soldiers

>>32960969
Magic, drugs, mainly drugs.

>>32960977
Op is a literal cuck

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>>32960950
Probably won't keep you from the worst blueballs of your life, but it'll certainly protect from spalling off your chest plate giving you a ballistic vasectomy

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>>32960997
He's getting there anon. It's only a matter of time.

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problem: avoiding shots to the dick
solution: remove dick entirely

pictured: optimal results of penile removal

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>>32961289
>>32960958
>>32960986

For once being a /k/ tranny is paying dividends.
Though any kind of blunt impact in my boobs feels the same as being hit in the balls so whatever.

>>32961350
RIP

>>32960950
fight from the prone and behind cover.

>>32961350
>Though any kind of blunt impact in my boobs feels the same as being hit in the balls so whatever.
This so much. Fuck plate carriers I'd rather just get shot in the stomach. It's probably only 5.56 anyways.

>>32960950
I'm more worried about taking one to the femoral artery. You can survive without a dick, you can't without blood.

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>>32961369

>his dick isn't big enough to use as cover

>>32961428
your dick might be concealment, but it's not cover.

>>32961350
>>32961392
P-post pics. Are you Ivy, Kaiti or a newcomer?

>>32961707
There's more trannies here than you could shake a stick at, and they all look like effeminate men.
Not that there's anything wrong with a fucking a man in the ass.

>>32960969
OP samefagging

>>32961692
>His cock doesn't get hard enough to stop bullets when he holds a gun

I just want reddit to leave.

>>32960950
Funny story,
>friend of mine creates his own table-top role-playing game
>features a piece meal armor system
>many different types of armor
>leather
>scalemail
>chainmail
>studded leather
>platemail
>etc.
>no matter what type of armor any character is creating
>every player buys this
>platemail codpiece

Schafers New Zealand style deck Sealant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw

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>>32960950
You don't need to protect what you don't have, anon.

>>32961875

actually i am OP and i would have used that gif from super troopers as OP pic if i had thought if it.

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>>32960950
OTV nut cover can stop .357 Magnum. I've tested it.

>>32962889
Human skin?

>>32963013
>I've tested it.

>people don't usually test shoot .357 at their penis
>but on /k/ they do

not even surprised at this point honestly

>>32960950
There is a lot of large blood vessels that could bleed out in less than a minute in that area.

>>32963122

LOL!

We had extras and took it off-post to a gun range and set it up downrange along with an extra kevlar helmet. Don't remember how that went. I think that something we brought shot holes through it.

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>>32960950
The groin plate can stop AP 54r

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>>32963013
are you from super troopers?