You are at a private tour of Lockheed Skunkworks in 1988 when

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>>32959223
>...when your tour guide turns around and says to you, "This is your A-10 Warthog for tonight."

No thanks, I've already got one!

>>32959223

Just shrug and continue on with the tour. I don't know how to pilot that thing.

>>32959276
fuck you

>>32959300
Is that a cutesy way of asking for more?

>>32959320
only if you post the one by aka6

>>32959276
why does this plane have a penis?

>>32959223
Call it the War-Thog and it's good to go

>>32959276
>Never pulling out Daddy's Little Girl's Station 6 Fuel Line plug, making her gush all over you
>Never covering your throbbing member in the sweet musk of her Jet A
>Never coating yourself in Petrolatum and sliding inside her

>Never disconnecting the front of the Ammunition Drum Drive Shaft and slathering it with Nyco PeanutButterGrease and inserting it into yourself
>Never feeling the rippled rubber Driveshaft Boot pulsing against your hungry asshole

why live desusenpai

>>32959329
Too tame.
>>32959600
Some of 'em have vaginas. Would you like a plane with a vagina, anon?
>>32959690
I don't...know about all that.

>>32959223
"What? Like I have to sleep in it?"