Besides the fake right hand, what do you think the secret service

>>32894576
Did you use the right picture. I've seen this thread before, but different picture.

>>32894614

It's from about 5 minutes ago during the superbowl. Another fake hand on display.

>>32894633
The super bowl was today? Fuck.

>>32894647

It's right now dummy

Did anyone else's feed just die?

>>32894661
I know now. Live streaming it now.

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What's actually going on with the fake hands?

It's all to simple and explanation to say a fake hand allows them to have a hand on their firearm for immediate deployment. I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

What's actually going on here is government sponsored public fapping. That's right, public fapping on your taxes, America. You heard here first.

>>32894662
No

Fox sports go

>>32894576
>Besides the fake right hand,

this is some annoying conspiracy shit

...wait

holy shit that thing is HUGE

What if they charitably hire amputees because discrimination is illegal?

Then they found out everyone thinks those amputees are packing so like half the secret service are amputees...


I want it to be true its a perfect win-win

>>32894694
>secret service constantly fapping
>using a top secret government issued lube to prevent chafing
>in a constant state of relaxed arousal
>perfect blend of alertness and reduced jitters for shooting

I cant see the fake hand

>>32894662
>not recording it so you can go shoot in the morning
>being this much of a pleb

Only niggers allow a game to dictate your life. Get Xfinity pro or something.

>>32895618
I think you're on to something, but not quite right.
I bet the fake hand opens up to reveal a gun in the pointer finger, allowing the guy to start shooting immediately, without having to draw his gun first

>>32894576
>fake right hand
I think you're seeing things

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>>32894576

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>>32895715