I had no father growing up, but now I'm 20 and I want to

>I will pay for everything
>I am a med student
Holy contradictions batman.

>>32892874
How tight is your boi-poochi?

>>32892874
> I'm 20 and
>roleplay as my father and take me out camp
Too old! >:-(
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>>32892874

Go to NuggetFest in Texas. From the pictures I've seen of previous events there's at least 2 traps and a furry that will probably be your daddy for the weekend.

>>32892921
I am not homosexual

>>32892903
I'm implying that I'm loaded enough to afford medschool, my mom and grandparents just give me shit loads of money whenever I ask.

>>32892949
Ha, same boat, except too dumb for med school.
Ill be your pappy for a while, anon! Just buy my plain tix...what's your email?

>>32893099
LoL, meant PLANE tix...told you I was dumb..

Sure. I'll be your dad that abandoned you after knocking up your mom. I'll whisper to your conscience ghost dad style.

That'll be 10K.

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>>32892874
If you're serious- I'm a few years older than you and also grew up without father. Thankfully I had a badass nam vet of a grandfather who taught me everything from field dressing a white tail to casturating a gnat with a longbow at 100yards. Also if I have to be from Texas to take your money than sorry, was good 'ol loseanna.

>>32892874
Wish i was in texas man, im about 15 years older then you. I would love to pal around teach you what i know. I had a shithead for a dad, he tought me a lot tho. Most of it was how to take a punch. Had a awesome foster mom, hippy tought me a ton of innawoods stuff. Wish i could help, if you ever come out to delaware ill take you camping.

>>32892874

I can hook you up OP. We can go on river boat gaming trips, make our own beef Jerky and take shits with the door open.

In all reality I know how it is OP. My dad gtfo when I was 3 (my mom is literally bat shit crazy, and is a drunk who drinks about two gallons of rum a week)

I myself am now in my 30s, with twins on the way. I'm stoked to be a dad. Can't wait to get them their first gun. Going shooting and camoing, just getting to experience every thing I should of experience with my dad, instead experience it with them.