/K/ Humor Thread- the Squeakquel

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1st

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2nd

>>32892048

whos got the motor pool one?

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>>32892048

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>>32892168
Lost

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>>32892165

lost.

>>32892048

>DO NOT IRON

>>32892218
what is this

Shameless copy/paste of request from last thread

Anyone have the story where the two war reenactors got stopped by soccer moms?

To recap the details that I recall

>I'm like 90% sure it was in greentext, but I've been wrong before
>There were multiple soccermoms
>One of said reenactors fluently spoke a non-english language (Either Russian or German, I forget which) and absolutely refused to break character/speak English
>Soccermoms called the cops on them
>One of said cops also fluently spoke aforementioned language
>Brief discussion with cops has them on reenactors side
>One of the soccermoms attacks reenactors, quickly arrested

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>>32892456

I also want this.

>>32892288
Full Metal Panic.

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>>32892168
>no longer available
Dang

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>>32892182
>slipped and fell after stabbing the marine
> Both arms broken, ankle broken, broken leg, missing teeth, broken ribs, contusions, cuts, broken nose, and a broken jaw

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>>32892218
Accurate

>>32892182
>tfw story reads like one of those obviously false yarns but still desperately want to believe some retarded dindu got fistfucked by rampaging jarheads

>>32892660
Source
Asking for a friend
Haha

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>>32892253
>Hitler in the background
Dear god kek

>>32892234
kek'd

>>32893452
https://www.amazon.com/Furred-Reich-Len-Gilbert-ebook/dp/B01E9MUSME/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1486272576&sr=1-1&keywords=the+furred+reich

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>>32893560

>>32893560
Wat

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>>32893560
Well this is new.

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>>32893560
>Battle of Kursk, 1943. A young German conscript in an elite division of the Wehrmacht is pinned into a factory with his comrades. Just before his life ends, he finds himself awake in a world where animals talk and walk on two. Knowing only terrifying and confusing battles, Hans is elated to be taken out of the colossal struggle which consumed him.
>However, Hans' past follows him into this world, and he soon finds that he is not alone. In this wild new land Hans must confront the dangers that await him and the reality of the cause he once served.
>(This book does contain some erotic scenes)
Oh holy hell I'm dying

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>>32893560
>those reviews
Meinsides.png

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>>32893560

We nuked the wrong people.

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>>32892152

>>32893808
>The problem is, the writing is amateurish at best. There are malapropisms, typos, stilted dialog, and awkward prose

I think the english major got lost.

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>>32892660

>German Equipment
>M16A1 w/ scope

>>32892456
That is literally all soccermom stories.

>>32894229
really? that's the most disgusting thing about that pic for you?

>>32894280

I mean.. who doesn't wanna fuck a snow leopard?

>>32894286
normal, sane people?

>>32894339
Do you know where you are?

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>>32894339

Anyone got that pic where Anon explains how to simulate living on a submarine at home?

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>>32894339
Ahem...

>>32894480
And before anyone asks, Anzio Ironworks 20 mm. Because they always do.

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>>32894490
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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>>32894452
the one about sitting in the bath tub?

>>32894490
>12 fucking grand for that piece of shit
>Near mint L39s go for 7-9 grand

People are gay.

>>32892218
FMPF is literally K: the anime,
>Socially awkward teen who knows nothing except guns and militaria.
>Operates operationally in operational operations using a tactical furry outfit.

>>32892456
Shameless copy/paste of request from this thread

Anyone have the story where some guy vaguely remembers a greentext where the two war reenactors got stopped by soccer moms?

To recap the details that I recall

>I'm like 90% sure he remembered it in greentext, but I've been wrong before
>There were multiple words
>some of said words arranged in a way that implied there was some people
>He wrote in a language that was English (Either american or british dialect, i forget which) and absolutely refused to put any effort into/try to remember the story properly
>He had a couple of replies
>Both of them were equally retarded
>Brief spout of intelligence makes reader realize that the post of fucking dumb
>Some dickhead replies with some 'witty' repeat of it, but is really making fun of it
>The world's average iq lowers even further

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>>32892456

>>32895580
Anyone have the story where some guy is looking for the story where a guy kind of remembers a greentext where two wehraboos got stopped by soccermoms?

I think the details were
>I don't think the guy greentexted it, but I may be wrong
>he wrote some vaguely insulting, but unwarranted stuff
>kind of retold the original story about the wehraboos
>says the request lowered the average IQ, but in reality it was always that low
>provided me with a template to make my own shitpost

>>32895744
Fucking, meant >he wrote some vaguely insulting, but not unwarranted stuff

Kind of changes my post a bit too much

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>>32894007

>>32895741
Fucking saint

>>32895741
best story

kek'd

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>>32895741
Good story

>>32893483
...have you not seen Blazing Saddles?

>>32897122
Unfortunately no. Haven't gotten to see a good few older films

>>32897157
Mel Brooks movie. It's in my top ten favorite movies. Basic plot is late 1800's Western town gets black sheriff, with Gene Wilder as best friend.

>>32897190
It's funny because it would be too triggering to make today.

>>32897210
Yeah, it was kinda a coincidence I was talking about it earlier this night. I've known about it and some small clips online, but never the whole movie

>>32897244
Worth the time and money to track down.

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>>32897283
Yeah, but my issue is I have to force myself to do things I like nowadays, but were getting off topic. this is a humor board after all?

>>32893978
*We didn't nuke enough people

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>>32895580

Possibly this?

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>>32897320
Get your shit together, Florida man.

>>32897943
It's not so much that Florida's worse, it's just that they have different blotter access rules for the press that makes reporting this stuff easier.

>>32894229
Seems pretty normal on /k/ for me.

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Made a brand new one just now for you guys.

>>32892048
I actually got paid to wash, dry, and iron peoples BDU's on the side while I was deployed. One guy paid me with a bottle of hand-lotion. Shit was a lifesaver.

>>32894506
>hands in pockets
>knife-hands internally.

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>>32893560
>mfw

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>>32893560
Oh shit, I've seen someone read this one before. It's exactly s fucked as you think it is. Probably more so, actually.

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>>32893978
send help

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>>32892082

>>32897210
This statement is so depressing, we've come full pussy circle in only 40 years.

>>32893483
https://123movies.is/film/blazing-saddles-5968/watching.html
there you go faaam

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>>32900409
Not the anon, but you're doing the Murdercube's work.

>>32892152
Never thought I'd see an IRA version of this meme
Got anymore?

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>>32892048

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feAdRoR_rR4
>tfw you will never operate a Canon de 75 modèle 1897

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>>32899101

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Still working on this thing, probably going to be a comic. This version is just lineart with watercolor shading, but I'm considering stepping up to full color.

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>>32900872
first watercolor try. It's been a long time since I've done this stuff

>>32900872
just go basic bitch to start off with anon
whos gonna be the next sketch? horsehead?

>>32892241
Isn't this our boy koko?

>>32892152

Shamelessly stolen

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>>32900898
Both Horsehead and Terry were sketched out a couple of days ago, just to get a model to work off of. The problem is, I suck at digital painting, sooo...

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>>32900942
And this is the original Terry sketch, waiting to be able to upload the first watercolor version of horseface the meme supreme

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>>32892456

This one?

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>>32900942
looks exactly like how i imagined it anon
godspeed you magnificent bastard

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>>32900957
which would be this one.
I like watercolors.

>>32900968
So glad you like it anon! I understand you were the one who proposed him as a character in the first place, right?

>>32893560

Which one of you fucks wrote this?

>>32900984
aeyup
>horsehead
>remshit
>time traveling armored fursuit
and i forget what the other anons suggested

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>>32894339

>>32893978
oh fuck me, I live right in one of the black areas

>>32895741
>shout heil hitler
>in English
this always disturbs me

>>32901068
on second though I worded this VERY wrong

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About an hour of work into this; done as a warmup to watercolor.

>>32901662
this is cute. is it gonna be a series? i've been dying to some oc.

>>32901851
hopefully, yes. I have a lot of ideas on my mind, I just need to get some pages done and set up a site or a blog to post it on. I should be able to get some done in a month or so.

>>32900409
Sweet, now I need an hour 30 to watch it when I have time

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>>32900484
Okay, that got me

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>>32900872
Let us not forget the original catalyst to this. Toto the tactical elephant

>>32894506
>mfw i know exactly which base he's stationed at and what part of that base just by looking at the outlet and door designs

>>32902060
I will have to think about how to include him, I'll probably keep it down to cameos due to the fact that he was not my idea in the first place. I don't like the idea of appropriating someone's original concept just like that and, having done some work on storylines and scripts, the Tactical Terry Show has morphed into something different from the original greentext. Something I find easier to write myself.

this is all a work in progress, though, so we'll see how it goes in about a month.

>>32900484
Holy fuck.

>>32900473

That's awesome

>>32892152
nice

>>32901662
I now want to see this as a children's book...

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>>32892201
heres something for you

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>>32901662
Beautiful! Keep up the good work, anon.

>>32900288
Make up.

>>32892234
>actually accurate right now
oh boy

Does anyone have the "Sexual Assault Rifle" pic?

>>32900484
Fuck my sides

>>32901662
I like this

>>32901662
Do you have a trip for your art? seems relevant to this. People have some genuine interest

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>>32893407

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>>32893560
>40000 keks
Alright which one of you motherfuckers left this.

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>>32894542

>>32894542
kek very nice

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>>32900288

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>>32903199
I got's a Mp40 too.

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>>32903642

>>32903363
>>32902559
>>32902442
seeing that you guys like it is some really good motivation to keep going. Thank you

>>32903379
I don't as of yet, but if my ideas start materializing I'll probably take one.

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>>32903642
>>32903652
But how do you fondle raifu's tits from the front?

>>32903652
>torn between looking her in the eyes and practicing safe muzzle discipline

>>32903758
>the love juices on that magazine
oh my

>>32901068
Don't worry, I'm sure someone would Fuck you, after they dress you as a cat, and them a dog.>>32901121

>>32894372
I kekd hard

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/r/Ing the silent killer seventy pasta

>>32903493
>Goatalf Goatler
Jesus Christ, MSD's autism cannot be stopped

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>>32892152
noice

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>>32901662
You're doing the /k/ubes work anon

>>32901662
reminds me a bit of winnie the pooh

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A hint of Warhammer for you

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>>32905169
I think I was there in that thread...

>>32905169
>inguinal canals
That's what they're called?.. I've been doing that since I was a kid whenever I was bored.

>>32901662
Holy fuck that's cute.
I wonder if you could get that made into a children's book series in the same vein as a /k/ Winnie the Pooh.

Perhaps teaching the usual morals but with a few added basic operating tips. Like slicing the pie, or basic jam clearing operations.

Perhaps even some interesting history?

>>32905282
>A is for ATF!
>Always follow the rules!

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This is koko

>>32893451
Of course it's fake, it's about the fourth different iteration of it

>>32905169
Oh and I guess I wasn't funny enough to make it in the cap

>>32894542
Saving dis.

>>32892290
Fucking LMAO

>>32894007
>>32896108
I fucking love these.

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>>32903199
Here you go

>>32900882
Dude already looks like a /comfy/ essential. Fuck horseface

wait why doesn't Terry have a can on his mask?

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Sometimes the only language people speak is point-blank 40mm grenade

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>>32894339
kek approves of sexy furries

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>>32907120
i remember making this draft for some dude in a ptach thread