ITT: we make assumptions about people based on their guns

>>32886569
you buy a new gun once a year, shoot 3 mags through it, clean it, and put it in the safe for the rest of the year. you own holsters for like 10% of your handguns and have don't have any spare mags except what came in the box. all of your long gun shooting is off a bench even though you probably own a tacticool ar15

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>>32886569
You're Julian from TPB.

I've got one.

>>32886636
You have a strong disdain for Africans.

>>32886639
You are particular about the hats that you wear.

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Not sure whether to post this or my AR...

>>32886769
You circlejerk about overpriced guns and unironically make jokes about kraut space magic.

>>32886815
You not so secretly want to be James Bond

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>>32886815
Hey buddy

>>32886783
You appreciate the finer things in life. The old way of doing things appeals to you, even if a more modern solution might be more effective.
Or you might just be a fucken fiddle.. idk your life man

>>32886815

You have positive opinions about vaporwave

>>32886639
You're a shooter who has lots of fun with solid guns

>>32886783
your first name is chuck, you are a gentleman and a master of your rifle, some might even call you a rifleman

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My favorite gun that I own

>>32886569
You keep things practical and simple

>>32886636
Women are all up and down your dick because of your posh attitude and large caliber penis but you hate brown people and are insecure because you wish your Mk IV was an 1870s dated Mk I or II

>>32886639
You pride yourself for not being tacticool and openly sneer at anyone who's firearms don't consist of wood and steel

>>32886769
You appear to be a confident person because you know HK a best but inside you lack confidence in yourself as evident by the safety on your USP

>>32886783
You masturbate to the idea of Clint Eastwood in costume having sex with John Moses Browning, but don't be ashamed about it because everybody would masturbate to that if it were real

>>32886807
>Sweat pants in public
You're a degenerate manchild

>Mauser 98
>Lee enfield no 4 mk2

what am I /k/?

>>32886807

You are obese

>>32886834
Fudd, not fiddle. Goddamn autocorrect

>>32886811
You don't own any western firearms because you can't afford them and your slavshit is "just as good, if not better than western tacticool bullshit"

>>32886811
Thrifty with the gun, but not so much with the accessories. You're the kind of guy who polishes turds and then gets defensive when they're called turds.

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>>32886832
I have just the .32 and .22 barrel. The buffer exploded on mine and was a bitch and a half to get fixed. But now she works and is a fun piece of history.

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>>32886569

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>>32886834
>>32886844
Righto, I'll post my AR too.

It's an older picture I now have some cheapo Red Dot that is doing quite well and a no-name muzzle break till I get a suppressor.

>inb4 cuck

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PTR 91

>>32886840
You let your friend who owns an MK25 influence your first gun purchase but you couldn't afford to spend much. You're still in denial that it's shit because it says "SIG" on it.

>>32886855
>sweatpants in public

I was just shooting in the woods on a Sunday morning. It was a casual thing for me and I wasn't really in public.

>>32886861
True, but shooting has gotten me to exercise quite a bit (it started with exercises for holding a handgun steady), and now I'm shedding weight.

>>32886855
You hiked to wherever that is for the sole purpose of taking that photo. It was the most exercise you got that month.

>>32886639
shit nigger, you are me, I own a milspec too, still have the stock wood grips on it though.

>>32886769
You bought this 5 years ago so you'd have bragging rights over normies who carry glocks.
Now that the VP9 is out, you desperately want to offload it but every offer won't be enough to switch platforms without significant re-investment in holsters/mags, etc...

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>>32886569
You don't want to keep dealing cocaine on Craiglist, but it's the only thing sustaining your income at the moment.
>>32886639
You'll continue to wear your khaki cargo shorts, regardless if they're a decade past their prime
>>32886811
You know that Pepsi is objectively better than Coca Cola
>>32886815
Amy Schumer is a beautiful goddess, and you give 0 fucks what others on our beloved Canadian Crock-Pot collectors board have to say

>>32886874
Those two actually aren't mine, they are at my favorite LGS for firing pin repairs (which they may never be fixed since parts are oh so ubiquitous). They are consecutive serials with matching .22 conversions. 22200 and 22201

>>32886877
You wear a lot of Ed Hardy shirts and/or grew a beard as a way to make up for years of bulking without cutting destroyng any semblance of jawline you once had.

>>32886569
You watched Lethal Weapon one too many times.

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>>32886855
Right-O old boy

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>>32886855

>lack confidence because of safety

W-what about now, anon?

>>32886870
Actually, this was the first gun I'd ever bought that wasn't made in the USA
>>32886872
Streamlight is thrift though.. I could see some truth to that if it were a surefire or something

>>32886901
You actually believed it when in half life 2 you could shoot out of the magazine tube of the shotgun as a second barrel, despite only using one trigger. You are now regretting your purchase.

>>32886569
You're the star of a PG John Woo film.

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>>32886825
This is an old picture, grip has since been removed and it's been reblued. I carry it in a shoulder holster most of the time.

>>32886889
You get into fistfights at the range over brass.

>>32886889
You recently got kicked out by your fiancée who no longer needed you now that she graduated the police academy and don't need no man to help her raise her kids (at least not one who makes less than her now).
luckily, you didn't tie the knot, so you don't owe her any assets.

>>32886944
Pshh, my dad got two back in the day (consecutive serials) for next to nothing. Now I just play the waiting game for my steel bricks to go up in value.

>>32886901
Is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
BONK!

>>32886883
You are the kind of person that spends hundreds of dollars buying a gun that makes you feel sad inside.

>>32886889
You are the kind of person that knows German quality, but also hates HK. Therefore, you are a smart person.

>>32886901
You are a fan of that scene in Blade Runner

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>>32886962
You have "interesting" facial hair

>>32886889
You make expensive gun purchases often even when there are other areas of your life that could really use the financial attention.

It's OK Anon, I know that feel

>>32886769
You didn't buy a .45 because you were trying to be practical but you're too cool to just get a Glock.

>>32886987

You wish real life was a video game

>>32886962
Pssh... You liked that band before it was cool

>>32886811
You don't know how to resize pictures or you think people want to see every bump and recess on your padded envelope.

>>32886989
his carpet, or whats left of it, is a perfect example.

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>>32886918
Joke's on you I have three pairs of cargo shorts.

>>32887017
You... you're going to carry that weight.

>>32887009
You overpaid for this just before the election.

>>32887017
You really want to be a heroic space cowboy, but you know you'd get iced in a real gunfight so you settled with a slide safety version.

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>>32886855
>not wearing sweatpants when operating

>>32887017
you travel from planet to planet hunting down bounties. you are going to carry that weight

>>32887021
You have good taste. I love the scorpion

>>32886988
Standard Goatee

>>32887018
More like "I still like those bands your dad listens too"

>>32887021
You drive a Subaru. Not something fast like an STI or WRX, but maybe a Forrester

>>32886911
That's probably right outside of the parking lot.

>>32887017
You're a weeb who bought that gun used for obvious reasons but don't carry it because its fuckheavy, a pain in the as to rack the action and can't find holsters for it anyway despite only looking in local fun stores.

>>32887063
You don't own a dog

>>32887030
You're a detective posting an old photo from his phone as he sits in a diner on a rainy night, lukewarm coffee or stale cig in-hand.

Or you're a LARPfag.

>>32887063
You purchased that just to fuck with the ATF.
>>32887009
You fell for another /k/ meme that's now outdated thanks to Obongo's Russian import ban.
>>32886883
You either live in Europe or Canada or a cucked state that isn't California.

>>32887035
Kek. Glad I got one right! Wear on my stoppin powa brotha!

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roast me k

>>32887034
>only one sock
>costco pizza
>folded color mismatched MBUS
you really don't give a shit about anything
you float through life as entropy incarnate

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>>32887079
You bought that off armslist or backpage... but you really wanted one in blue instead of stainless

>>32887079
I dunno.. you develop your own photos?

>>32887060
Dugan plz come back... H-hes gonna be OK...right

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Y'all don't know me.

>>32887114

>Muh European engineering

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>>32887079
Lel hey man

>>32887114

You play way too many video games and have probably only shot each of those once.

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>>32886962
Get on my snowflake level.

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>>32886569
Aww shit son

>>32887134
Interarms best arms

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>>32887121
Your mother is a nice lady.

>>32886569
doesn't practice his draw-stroke

>>32886639
never practices draw-stroke

>>32886769
doesn't shoot it much

>>32886811
doesn't practice with this

>>32886877
is a faggot

>>32886962
doesn't practice draw-stroke

>>32886963
>>32887079
>>32887134
flirts with ms. moneypenny

>>32887109
has bad taste, doesn't practice draw-stroke

>>32887130
doesn't practice draw-stroke

>>32887142
doesn't practice draw-stroke

>>32887145
never practices draw-stroke

>>32887159
>doesn't practice draw-stroke
reasoning?

>>32887147
>pic taken when waiting his turn to roll character stats in mom's basement

>>32887148
Fuckin' a right, brother

>>32887171
condition of the weapon in particular the finish

>>32887114
You enjoy buying expensive things just because they're expensive (and admittedly stylish.) You'll never admit that a well-built AR and Glock could match your guns in performance even though it's true.

>>32887181
Or, maybe the picture was taken when the gun was new?

>>32887130
You either just got out of the military from some POG MOS or never served at all but "almost" enlisted.

>>32887130
Did some time in the military. got comfortable with the M9. Bought one when you got out because it was familiar and comfortable. You don't like change.

>>32887181
Pic was taken the day I got the gun though

>>32887190
or not, my experience leads me to believe otherwise

>>32887202
But most people take pictures of things when they first get them.

>>32887030
Too afraid to mess up your colt so you bought a j frame

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>>32886569

>>32887183
You're a security guard in a low-paying position or you unironically love Sonny Crockett's least interesting gun

>>32887190
>>32887199
>>32887202
>>32887212
still, my experience leads me to believe it is a pretty safe bet that most people don't regularly drill drawing from concealment and the condition people post their handguns in is generally indicative of this

>>32887034
I would ask why you only have 1 sock, but then again I am wearing nothing but a towel right now and cannot judge. Nice gun, btw.

>>32887202 >>32887229

See>>32887199

>>32887229
Professional handgun census taker?

>>32887185
>i also have a glock and an AR
i will admit exactly that
I will also admit after intense research that my dick's hardness is unrelated to performance

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r8

>>32887246
see >>32887229

>>32887248
yes, basically i have worked in the industry

>>32887228
Well, Bren Tens aren't the easiest gun to come by

>>32887152
You bought this after someone here told you it was good for CC. Now you realize it has shit sights and is heavy for what is essentially an 8 shot .380

You never carry it

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Not a firearm, but a really good knife that I've used for a variety of tasks, despite it being made of cheap steel and looking like it's out of far cry 3 blood dragon.

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>>32887257
Is that you James?

>>32887254

You like vanilla ice cream

>>32887109
You really wanted a kimber, and some fudd in a pawn shop told you that was just as good.

>>32887257
What you "think" don't change that the pic was taken the day I got the gun. You were wrong. It's ok

>>32887107
Nah New Zealand.

It's ok, I will get my E-Cat soon enough and then I can have uncucked guns.

>>32887152
You bought it for the dick grips.

>>32887283
No, Kimbers shit. AO is good though.

>>32887175
Fuck man, he has a VZ AND he is playing D&D tonight? What the fuck am I doing wrong in my life that I'm not him.

>>32887282
Kek

>>32887225
You actually fell for the "aged at sea" gimmick.

>>32887277
You live in the UK under constant fear of police confiscation because your knife resembles the now-banned "zombie knives".

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>>32887284
i stand by what i said it: is a safe bet most people generally do not regularly drill drawing from concealment and the condition of the guns people post is indicative of this

>>32887223
You rode to the town of Agua Fria one fine day. Didn't talk to folk around you, didn't have too much to say.

>>32887301
Nah. Just like to have a good selection of booze at home. It was good though

>>32887282
Blue Bell, you bet your ass!

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my pea shooter

>>32887254

I'm a Glock noob, so forgive me if this is a stupid question, but did you mill out the bottom of the trigger guard? Or is there a version that comes like that?

>>32887317
Nice back tracking.
You were wrong. It's cool. It's not a big deal

>>32887315
That chest freezer is full of tasty dead critter

>>32887344
faggot your bait is weak

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>>32887322
You served in either the Navy or Air Force but never got a chance to qualify on an M9

You walked into a fun store looking for a "Beretta" and walked out with a PX4

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Hi.

>>32887342
bubbah takes a dremel tool to his glock. don't be like bubbah.

>>32887324
Nothing they make is good.

>>32887198
>>32887193

Never served, actually. Never even gave it much thought except when I was young. Whatever you might think of my reason, I bought it because it's the gun Jack Shepherd used in Lost.

>>32887351
You're a cool guy. I love the sp101! Such a blast to shoot!

>>32887336
You wanted a .22 pistol but you didn't want to buy a cheap ghetto blaster or a Fudd-tastic Ruger so you went with a pistol that resembles the main sidearm of Fascist Italy in WWII.

>>32887342
It started life as a bone-stock gen3.
Stippling and undercuts all done by me

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>>32887348


That is correct. Have a lot of flesh in this freezer. Need to up in Alaska.

458 Socom

>>32887370
The only explanation for that bed comforter is that you live with your mother. She washes it once a month and neatly remakes your bed.

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>>32887332
I have no idea what that is.

>>32887322
Generic

>>32887336
Aspiring pimp

r8 my slow flake

>>32887370
No BUIS and no sling but you really need that wrap up front.

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My most recent gun purchase.

>>32887403
Oh, you know, he's married.

>>32887390

Was too good a deal to pass up and it is the most accurate 22 ive ever shot. It just naturally points well. The blade sights are shot, but like i said, its unnatural how people can shoot this well.

>>32887351
You only ever shoot .38 special because it's cheaper

>>32887225

The fuck does aged at sea even mean?
You bought a CZ because /k/ told you to and you believed a shitpost about Beretta.

>>32887416
But, it's loaded with .357

>>32887336
You are a Literary Bond fan. You watched the movies when you were young but don't watch them anymore because they're to watered down and mainstream.

>>32887421
>The fuck does aged at sea even mean?
They added a hint of salt

>>32887400
See every other Berretta M9 post here

>>32887107

>fell for another /k/ meme

Thats actually pretty accurate. Although I love the gun and don't regret buying it at all. Got it for cheap from a friend at work.

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>>32887422

Bench shooting 4 inch groups at 25 yards and thinking its acceptable with your trashcan rifle.

>>32887419
You're either some dumb nig or you like trashy guns to have more as intresting trinkets than weapons.

>>32887373
You're a fan of Vladimir Nabokov. For the wrong reasons.

>>32887400
Milfag wannabe stuck in a ban state

>>32887412
If that's true, his wife has taste like an old woman when it comes to bed linens

>>32887357
Stay mad kid. Idk

>>32887425
And my shield is loaded with expensive carry ammo. Doesn't mean I ever shoot it ;)

>>32887377
Nice opinion elitist

>>32887432

Why couldn't they just say, "Pinch of salt" or "Seasoned to perfection"? Why did they have to say aged at sea? I imagined some sort of IW distilling op or something, but instead I got briney swill. I mean, I don't know cause I've never tasted it, but it's Jefferson's so...

>>32887421
They age it on a boat so the barrels rock around. Unfortunately they don't make good whiskey to begin with so even though it's a cool concept it's still shit.

>>32886840
>Too cheap to buy 226 or 229
>Too dumb to buy the SP2022 instead

>>32887479

>Buying the 2022 ever

>>32887476
Do you understand marketing at all?

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>>32887489
Melanin. That is all.

>>32887445
What is there to even fuck in Alaska?

>>32887489
You're a melanin-enriched poorfag.

>>32887225
can they call it bourbon when aged outside of Bourbon County?

>>32887373
you have disturbingly large hands

>>32887142

Hella jealous anon. I've got a Glock 32 and a Steyr M9.

>>32887421
>The fuck does aged at sea even mean?

It involves sodomy.

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We space cowboy now

>>32886889
You literally are neo nazi/alt righter

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>>32886604
Not op but this is painfully accurate. Besides bench shooting

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>>32886569

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>>32887504


Theres probably like the same amount of fuckable girls in alaska as there are on IRC....so like maybe 2.

Ive been with one for the past 6 or so years. They say never get complacent, because you can lose your turn :p

>>32887492
you go on /k/.
i mean, what the fuck do you want from us, honestly?

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1928 Ishvesk. She turns 90 next year

>>32887555
Go away syrup fucker

>>32887525
Thank you

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>>32887538
Yeee

>>32887555
You either have a stupid accent or see the world through squinted eyes. And have a stupid accent

>>32887565
You like fedoras. And neck hair

>>32887558
I like you Anon. I'm gonna come visit you. We'll hunt caribou or something.

>>32887419
Your gun was used in a crime and your LGS bought it years later from a police evidence locker sale.

>>32887565
You're the only person that ever sees the inside of that room. And that makes me depressed.

>>32886807
you are a fan of first medal of honor games

>>32887277
You're a fucking week and you don't even know it

>>32887483

Yes. Marketing means branding something in the attempt to make it sell better and to inflate the cost of a product by making it seem more valuable than it really is.
Do you understand whiskey, or do you just buy fucking Wild Turkey 101 and Early Times?

>>32887578
You can be found defending a certain controversial Middle Eastern country on /pol/ and /int/.

>>32887616
*Weeb

>>32887482
[spoiler]It's better than the 22x series[/nospoilershere]

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>>32886769
You dont even have the HK meme light dude, come on

>>32887623
>You can be found defending a certain controversial Middle Eastern country on /pol/ and /int/.
I do not like Israel or the Jews in particular.
I know an actual fascist who owns an ACE worth two and a half times my gun. It's weird. Surprised that neither he nor the gun instantly turn to ash when being held.

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>>32887040
Fight me you bitch niggah.

>>32886860
some guy who wait the rise of a fourth reich so bad, also you are getting ready to figth the incoming race war

>>32887034
>costco
My niderino
You like popular guns but also buy into meme shit easily. Affordability is a major concern of yours, though, and you're probably a costco member.

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>>32887578

You couldn't decide between a Glock or a Jericho, so you bought their mongoloid child. You now keep it locked in box with breathing holes cut into it under your bed and pray to God everynight that it dies by morning. You named it Gluck.

>>32887633
You're a Civil War reenactor who could only afford a reproduction.
>>32887636
Weird isn't it. It's like a literal Communist owning an FAL or a Libertarian owning an AK.

>>32887114
You have a thing for belgian waffles.
You probably like source engine games.

>>32887595
I shave almost every day because I have to keep up my appearance because
>TFW wagecuck

>>32887421
I got a cz be capital was on sale. Nice sperg though

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>>32887660
>You couldn't decide between a Glock or a Jericho
I was more split between an FNX9, a steyr L9-A1 and this.
>mongoloid
pls don't hurt me like this
>>32887661
>Libertarian owning an AK.
whoops my finger slipped

>>32887694
Because * it was on sale. Damn nigga

>>32887697
That's rifle is a symbol of one of the world's quintessential "big governments" but owning it is also a giant middle finger to the statists who want to prevent you from owning a scary 'salt weapon.

I call it the Libertarian AK paradox.
>>32887709
You dislike Africans and the Dutch (when they're in Africa anyways)

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I'm just going to post this picture that includes more than my gun because I'm lazy

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>>32887694

>Not posting to tell you I care.
>Just posting to share.

Pic related.

>>32887742
You have tinninitus.

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>>32887709
I like your style

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Glock 43, belly-wrap holster.

Do your worst.

>>32887732

IT'S A JUICY CONTRADICTION!

>>32886840
plays too many videogames

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>>32887758
weatherby mark V 7mm weatherby magnum

>>32887748
Thank you for your valuable opinion anon

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>>32886569
ATA 686B (Turkish Beretta)

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Well, /k/?

>>32887351
You have enough sense to carry a steel snub nose because you know that follow up shots matter.

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mmm?

>>32887763

You're a basic bitch. You probably drink Green Monster or Red Bull and drive an economy 4-door. I want to say a Hyundai Sonata, but it's probably a Nissan Altima. You may or may not play League of Legends.

>>32887164
Youre a redneck shitbag that joined the army and pals around with a nig and your CO looking for gold in the desert.

>>32887808
Smuggling guns via chocolate easter bunny.

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>>32887777

I gotchu bro. You know I got opinions on those sevens, but pretend I didn't say nothing.
Here's the jiggy, y'know? You called me a sperg cause I hurt yo' feelings, but i was just messin'. Truth is, I always wanted one o' dem Cee-Zees, but all I could afford was a Jiminez and one of dem QVC knife collections. Pity me, bro.

>>32887763
didn't buy the 19 because you wanted it to be more compact, but you hate not having your pinky not on any thing.

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>>32887821

>>32887763
You appreciate beltless carry, but can't afford a decent shoulder holster.

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>>32887819
ya, nig

>>32887798
Every single point you made was completely wrong, but I get that impression
>>32887824
..This is exactly true, and I did have a bit of buyer's remorse over it. Still fucking love the 43, but I may get a 19 eventually.

>>32887835
youre north of the dixie line and you work a shit marketing job that doesnt pay shit but at least you have your guns
And maybe your father has glaucoma or something

>>32887808
Can someone explain this one to me?

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>>32887831

>When nobody cares and we all just start posting images as responses but sometimes we type responses too but they're greentext so it's okay.
>When he called YOU a sperg.

>>32887839
I own a glock 23 for that exact reason.>>32887797

>>32887849
>tl;dr

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>>32887845
right about my dad

See >>32859293

>>32887788
Either you don't have a pinky, you have baby hands, or you don't want people to think you're compromising for something by caring a bigger gun.

Nice guns tho, love the Sig, those grips make me fully torqued, anon.

>>32886883
based on the butt stock and the removed muzzle device and no muzzle nut , I reckon you are from NewZealand.

*Also if the magazine is a 7 rounder or less you got it on the basic license.

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>>32887856

>>32887859

Cheap and unrefined. Couldn't afford an official campaign hat and couldn't afford a gun in current production so had to settle for some discounted surplus.

>>32887034
Probably stole that gun from somewhere considering you don't have your life together.

>>32887690
I'm mostly just trying to jump on the insult bandwagon. Don't feel it's personal

>>32887859
oh my fuck really
i was joking

>>32887403
You're actually spot on... :(
Words hurt anon

>>32887875
>dr;tl

>>32887859
You browse /pol/ and you're a poorfag.
>>32887884
No offense taken. I wouldn't be shitposting on 4chan if I had a thin skin.

>>32887797
>The guy at the gun counter wanted to sell me a Glock 19, but I wouldn't shut up about /k/ maymays saying 9mm is underpowered.

>>32887867
>You wanted a compact for your purse but your boyfriend made you get a 9mm.

>>32887894
no, I got it, because of the movie 23

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>>32887879
really wanted a red white and blue hat; it was pretty early on in the campaign and was the only one I could find. I hate how it feels though, basically a foam hat

>>32887916
wants a python, can't afford one

>>32887854
Deer fear you.

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>>32887891

>our faces when we both realize we're just jacking each other's jangles and we've got memes out the wazoo and might mutually assure eachothers defecation if we were to unload the memesphincters.

Wew, lad. Glad we got that sorted. Cheers, mate.

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>>32886569

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>>32887869
>Nice guns tho, love the Sig, those grips make me fully torqued, anon.

Thanks, it's certainly the most pleasant to shoot of the three.

It's the concealed carry life. The Sig is my Winter Carry.

>>32887225
Your pay lots of attention to your facial hair. You don't smoke cigarettes, but are ok with tobacco in other forms.

>>32887848
I believe he was referencing Three Kings.

>>32887923
Describes most to all of the people that come here 2bh

>>32887935

You live in a garage and/or basement.

>>32887926

Never hunted anything bigger than a squirrel in my life.

>>32887935
You intentionally scuffed up the paint job on your rifle to make it look like you use it but you don't because that zip tie would have melted.

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>>32887935
You play too much call of duty

>>32887445
The only other gun you own is a Winchester lever action, and you do not take too kindly to native americans

>>32886569
STOLEN VALOR

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>>32887908
love it

>>32887931
Anytime my dude :*

>>32886807
You're one fat motherfucker

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Canik TP9SA

>>32888025
you probably have more than one mauser
>>32887916
youre a smoker
>>32887859
you dip

>>32887040
I'm not the SKS anon but I actually did right before the election.

$550 for a Russian in bretty good condition.

>>32887416
>Costs $1 more on an $18 box of ammo

No, it's cause it hurts his hand.

>>32886855
I would watch only that porno until the day I die

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>>32888074

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>>32888082
You only got those grips so when you shoot a man, the officer working the evidence locker shits himself laughing at the fact that some Weeb shot a Tyrone

>>32886911
>>32887081
Nah it's actually property of a family friend, about 15 minutes out from his house. Can only shoot about 35 yards tho but that's fine because it's close to home and private

>It was the most exercise you got that month.
I do most of my shooting out innamountains and tromping to and from shooting spots is the most exercise I get a month

>>32888048
>you probably have more than one mauser
tru dat senpai. 3 if you consider the Arisaka a Mauser

>>32887009
Did you just buy this today?

>>32886807
you are fat and disgusting

>>32886569
You wear suits even when they're unnecessary and make you stand out
>>32886636
Masturbates to pictures of Queen Lizzie when she was young and pretty
>>32886639
>>32886807
Dreams of another Pacific island-hopping campaign - it's what you feel like you were born for
>>32886769
Secretly regrets not getting it in .40 but will never ever admit this
>>32886783
Has probably killed at least one deer with this rifle
>>32886811
Poorfag, probably doesn't own any long guns aside from a nugget, still likely a capable shooter
>>32886815
>>32886832
Wants the 80s to come back
>>32886840
Shit taste, probably likes nu-metal and buttrock too
>>32886855
Cascadia Libre
>>32886874
More interested in taking guns apart and playing with solvent and oil than actually shooting. It's okay.
>>32886877
Turbofaggot who thinks he's an elite operator despite needing a motor scooter to get around
>>32886889
Needs a more comfy bed
>>32886901
If you get in a real gunfight you will die immediately, you have no chance
>>32886940
Buys whatever is popular, doesn't have his own opinions
>>32886962
Owns at least one bodypillow with Major Kusanagi on it, probably a bunch of figurines of her too

>>32887332
is that a kershaw skyline under the pistol?

>>32887578
Your balls are hanging out of your shorts, so I assume you're into public masturbation

>>32888271
that's my toe, guy

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Also have SIG MCX SBR, 2 HK P30s, and a VP9 roast me

>>32886963
Just get your AR15A1 603 clone already, stop waiting around
>>32886987
Falls for every single meme but at least has nice blankets
>>32887009
Clearly does not know how to stain and varnish wood
>>32887017
>>32887030
Drinks whiskey straight from the bottle with a cigarette in the other hand and doesn't give a fuck, neither do we though
>>32887021
Lives in a large city and probably CCs this thing under a heavy jacket
>>32887034
Believes that the AR is the greatest rifle ever but has no idea WHY. Needs to try out other guns.
>>32887063
A fucking leaf
>>32887079
AnCap that legitimately wants to move to Somalia
>>32887109
DADDY['S MONEY
>>32887114
Future African warlord, unlike a previous guy would actually prosper in Somalia
>>32887116
Carries all three of these at the same time
>>32887121
Artist or musician of some sort, definitely a creative type and one that could be good
>>32887130
Nobody cares
>>32887134
Another unnecessary-suits guy
>>32887145
Rich but probably actually earned some of the money
>>32887147
Look how special I am! Look at meeee!
>>32887152
This is your only gun and you actually clean it with vodka

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>>32888283
My mistake. Sweet Jericho btw.

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>>32888392
WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME THINKS SO

>>32887164
Really really wanted someone to sperg out at this abomination and is unsatisfied with the small number of (you)s
>>32887183
Has no idea what a good grip is or why it matters, possibly has hairy alien hands
>>32887219
Planning on getting a threaded barrel and suppressor one of these days. Any day now. Oh look it's 2019 already.
>>32887223
Does not own any guns, just found this picture and thought it would make him look like a badass
>>32887225
I bet you live in WA or OR, not sure why I feel that way though
>>32887255
Wannabe soldier but they wouldn't let you join
>>32887315
>>32887395
You prefer to shoot in the worst possible weather because it makes you feel (and be) tough
>>32887322
Currently saving up for a Cx4 carbine to match this
>>32887332
Will buy anything if it's cheap
>>32887336
Wore fedoras long before the fedora meme started, and then hid them all away in shame because his style was ruined forever
>>32887351
Carries this with a hefty fixed-blade knife, always at the ready for a fight for survival inside an elevator or phone booth
>>32887368
Imagines himself as a competition shooter but has never tried competing
>>32887373
/jp/ shitposter

>>32887400
Another unnecessary-suit-wearer, this time because you like to pretend you're in the mafia
>>32887404
Stylish, but your modification threads terrify all of us. Somehow to manage to kinda-sorta pull things off, but someday you're going to fuck up badly
>>32887411
Can actually hit with that Lange Vizier at 500 yards better than much of /k/ can with a scope
>>32887419
Bought this sheerly for the novelty factor, probably never shoots it for fear it'll kaboom
>>32887422
Goes to the range more to show off than to actually practice, but gullible people are impressed anyway
>>32887445
Has never fired any ammo that wasn't a reload
>>32887550
You think that this gun is still a little too large to conceal properly in your Speedos, are considering one of those tiny .22 revolvers instead
>>32887555
The True North, strong and free. You stand on guard for us all against a Russian infantry rush across the North Pole.
>>32887565
This is your only gun and you don't have a job
>>32887571
Your desk is older than either of your parents. You bought the purple thing out of "irony" and then grew to actually like it.
>>32887578
/pol/
>>32887633
Is going to eventually try shooting a buffalo with this, laws be damned

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I'll bite

>>32888985
Couldn't afford a MK23