I'm trying to come up with a quote to finish my Milatary

>>32873588
>Ayo, finna I be grajewate frum da "Milatary" Shieeeet

>Why the fuck did I enlist?

>>32873588
I came, I saw, I killed people and broke things.

>>32873645
I enlisted in the "Suplerment" for three years.
That was thirty three years ago.

>>32873588
Is that pucka? Are you ADF?

>>32873669
Too much like a miss quote of some old dude.

>>32873676
Yup. Pucka.
Yup. ADF.

>I did a lot more gay shit than I expected

>>32873695
53 battery?

>>32873632
I'm not a basketball American.

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>>32873588
'Ubique'

>>32873706
The gun is from 53.
I'm not.

"thank god, if I had to sit through one more fucking EO class I would have gone postal and taken half you fuckers with me."

>>32873718
What regiment/battery are you from?

Are you a 162?

>>32873717
I'm not arty.
I get enough of that word on emails from arty.

>>32873588
Get off my fucking lawn

>>32873725
I'm not arty, just sat through a lot of random incoming.

>WHAAAAT? SAY IT AGAIN BUT LOOOOOUUUUUDEEEEEEER!

>>32873588
'Knowledge, with correct application and the will to act, is true power'

>>32873757
Law society lecture series title.

>>32873752
Too much like good morning Viet nam.

>>32873781
If youve studied law, youd know a more accurate title for that would be 'youd think the little guy would win but because of that one tiny word hes gunna get sharted on'

>>32873588
"I wasn't a Marine, and my mom would probably give this guy head"

I'll treat her right. Like any woman should. As a slut.

>>32873813
One should study law, if only to protect yourself from lawyers.
RA Heinlen.

>>32873588
>If you kill your enemies, they win.
>If you aim for your forward observers, you never miss.
>Aboriginees make good range markers.

>>32873813

What tiny word?

>>32873828
>Peacetime has destroyed us as a force, our only true soldiers are our SAS and we treat them like shit. I wish I was born in a country with a more capable defence force, but at least I got off this sinking ship before we let the trans gender queers in.

>>32873828
Nice.

I like the old "when infantry fuck up, infantry die. When the FO fucks up, infantry die"

>>32873842
Too late for me.
There are two trans on base.

>>32873832
Usually
Must
Shall
Can
Or
Will
As well

Stuck between clauses.

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>>32873588
Hmm, true this is.

>Wars make not one great.