>He doesn't pick his teeth with his knives What are you

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>>32869807

>>32869828
Why are stabbing your teeth or putting massive pressure on it with your knife?

Are your teeth just weak? Do you brush anon?

>>32869807
The point of using wood or plastic is so that breaks before your tooth.

>>32869807
>rubbing hard metal on your teeth, that doesn't even begin to do a good job cleaning
>good idea for long term tooth health
pick one

Keep doing this OP, it looks really cool when you do and people are sure to notice and be friends with you any day now.

It's even cooler if you wear your trench coat and fingerless gloves at the same time

My dentist would shoot me in the dick with a bazooka if she caught me doing this.

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>>32869899
Will do

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>>32869940

>that filename
>20170203
>mfw that's actually you

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>>32869961
Ya scared punk?

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>>32869986
You seem gayer than hunter 31a

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>>32869986

So at the risk of asking a loaded question, what did you want to acomplish by making this thread?

>>32869986
Haha
Go shave ya doofus

>>32869807
>>32869940
>>32869986
This was good.

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>>32870049
Your mom was accomplishment enough.

>>32870112
MFW when this even this fucker can grow better facial hair than me. Who prema shave here?

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>>32870147
It's actually not that that great it never really grows beyond this. Then again I am in my early 20s. I try and shave off my neckbeard and pubic hair stache whenever I have to go out and do shit.

It sucks because I think I'd be able to pull off the good looking fat guy look if I had a full beard.

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>>32870032
He is H31A. I'm calling it now.

>>32870189
I literally can not grow anything other then a wispy mustache and massive neck beard. I gave a couple of months once, it was just embarrassing. Also now I'm noticeably balding.

>>32869807
>shitposting on /k/ with your face
What are you some kind of attention whore?

sage

why is this board so easy to troll?

>>32870393
"trolling" is something beyond making yourself out to be retarded.

>>32870445
are you sure about that?

>>32869807
No, I'm some kind of "not a fucking piece of shit white trash who can't buy floss or even use tools the way they're supposed to".

>that shitty emasculated attempt at a beard
You can grow a full beard /k/, right? RIGHT?

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>>32869986
>Ya scared punk?

Yes. What planet did you arrive from? Planet pizza-face greasy fat blob?

You look like a child molester.

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>>32869807
Nice 9/10. Are you my dad?

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>>32869807
What the shit?

We Danny Devito from Always Sunny now. Charlie get my toe knife.

>>32869940
I vomited a bit imagining what smell would accompany this picture

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>>32869807
It is you who is the pussy. If you aren't picking your teeth with a 9+ inch Bowie knife (Ontario SP-10), what are you doing with your life?

>>32869844
Get a piece of wood and always chip off one little part for every day in the year. Here you got yourself a spear. In your mouth. Can't suck the shit anymore huh.

>this is who you argue with on a daily basis

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>>32869807
>>32869940
>>32869986
>>32870112
>>32870189

Shit, he's real.

It's like the stereotypical depiction of an average 4chan user.

Also post time with your face plz.

>>32869986
It's so fuckin' fat n' greasy. It's like an autistic Matt Ward.