>I have A LOT of guns and I post pictures of them on the internet

>I can't cum unless I'm choking my girlfriend during sex
That one hit a little too close to home.

>I can't cum unless I'm choking my girlfriend during sex
I really hate this feel.

Why does ShareBlue even bother posting here

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anyone else find you bust a nut quicker if you have some pee in your bladder?

I go from an all night cocksmith to a minute man real quick if i have to piss.

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>>32859636
>I can't cum unless I'm choking my girlfriend during sex
>I know that feel

>>32859636
No one pay attention to this faggot.

He took my picture and posted it here when his shitty joke failed on /lit/
>>>/lit/9048060

I can't cum unless my boyfriend is choking me during sex. We've got problems my guy.

>>32859843
I don't care. It perfectly describes a lot of the poser faggots on here.

>>32859739
It's because the same muscles hold back your piss and your orgasm.

I'm in the weird position of can't get it up if have to piss at the start, can't get it down if have to piss halfway through.

>>32859780
>>32859710
>>32859685
I didn't used to feel this way. The new girl's really spoiling me.>>32859732

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>>32859685
>>32859710
>>32859780
>>32859877
>>32860013
I can't cum unless I shoot my girlfriend.

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>>32860175
I know that feel bro.

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>>32859685
>>32859710
>tfw I nut in less than 15 seconds when I jack off
>tfw I know I'll never be able to satisfy a woman even if I managed to get inside one
A truly terrible feel. Be thankful you're not me

>>32860410
Maybe the real girl won't be as attractive to you as whatever porn you look at, so it will take you longer.

>>32859636
>I can't cum unless I'm choking my girlfriend during sex

Have you tried assplay? Most guys can't cum unless they're "choking" their "girlfriend" but if that's becoming stale get some anal plugs and work your way up to the real deal Dragon Dildos.

>>32860410
>He thinks his woman's vagina will please his penis the same way his hyper experienced hand does.

>>32859685

>tfw can't cum unless my girlfriend is choking me

>>32860924
What's the fucking point then?

>>32860995
Busting a nut inside a bitch is a god-like feeling

>>32860995
nutting feels way better/more intense inside a human

>>32861010
>>32861064
Wouldn't that contradict his implication that it feels worse than using a hand?

>>32861093

The pussy/butt is looser than you hand, so it takes longer.

But cumming is much more intense when another person is involved.

Not surprised I have to explain this on 4chan.

>>32859636

>you have an army strong shotglass
>you have a plastic rammington 870
>you smoke a plastic pipe
> 'i'm a biblical literalist alpha male with a RWD green jeep'
>'i choke my fat army wife'

>>32860410
Yeah bro, no one knows how to get you off like you do. Woman's will feel better, be more satisfying and take a considerable more amount of time.

>>32861093
I didn't say worse. I said different.

Like it or not you are the world's greatest expert at giving your dick a handjob.

>>32861142
>wrangled JK
>RWD
>rwd only offered in X and Sahara until 2010

>>32859636
>as if they were fashion accessories.

Are you saying that they aren't?

>I have A LOT of guns and I post pictures of them on the internet as if they were fashion accessories.
yep
>I've never been in a firefight but I have this "army strong" lowball glass that I drink Gentleman Jack from constantly
nope
>I drive a 4-doorJeep Wrangler JK that has a lift kit and a custom olive drab paint job.
nope
>I don't really go off-roading that much, but when I do, I post a lot of pictures on Instagram
nope
>I have a whole bunch of survival gear, but I've never lived in a building that doesn't have central heat and air
nope
>I honestly believe I would kill a nigger if they showed up on my door
maybe, context is key
>I'm totally ready to overthrow the government if it gets too big
nope
>I don't care that Trump is strengthening the power of the executive
nope
>I can't cum unless I'm choking my girlfriend during sex
I'm a premature ejaculator I cum at least twice during sex, but yes, choking girls is hot.
>I didn't really understand Dostoyevsky, but I do consider myself a biblical literalist
hmmm?

>>32861747
edgy