Shooting the sig sauer p229 is like covering a Mexican wrestler's

The Glock's trigger reset is a little long, but even the world's finest chef can't make expired Spam taste like filet mignon

Conceal carrying a glock 19 is like masturbating under you trench coat at a park bench, you feel like everyone knows but they really have no idea

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At first glance the Kirss Vector 45 is like the ugly girl at your sister's birthday party, but by the time they are cutting the cake you are out in the shed making sweet sweet love to that ugly ho.

BLACK POWER NRA

the CZ evo tries to be like a four course dinner, but instead its like a pretty girl with a high metabolism

>posters on this thread: 5
>Not 1
Yeah, right.

>>32858954
lol this one's actually good

Having a battle rifle for shtf is a lot like dating a black bitch.

Wild, fun, and potent when you're using it,

A huge bitch and even bigger drain to actually have to deal with on the daily.

>>32858701
Shooting a Tavor off hand is like fucking a blonde midget in the ass. It feels amazing, you're in total control and everything is where it should be

>>32858954
kek
have a (you)

shooting an AK is like cheating on your wife and realizing that exotic pussy is better in every way compared to your wife. and as you go back to being with your wife you realize how lost you are without that exotic AK pussy

>>32859599
He does not that he loves his AK the most

>>32859255
As someone who dated a sweet and kind black girl for almost two years: FUCK. YOU.

>>32860071
Calm down there tumblr, the hiroshimoot mandated safety blankets are in the corner.

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Carrying anything besides Alien Gear holsters is like getting laid in a strip club. At first it looks good and you want it, then you realize you paid way too much for something that doesn't put out.

>>32860197
That's not getting laid then you jackass.

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>>32858954
Well done.

>>32860071
>dated

So why arent you with her anymore? Did her father intimidate you upon meeting him? Oh wait, trick question :^)

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>>32860071

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>>32862018
Kek

>>32858954
I read it in his voice.

>>32859255
>poorfag

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>>32862018
>mfw