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Noguns here. How fucked am I? I've only fired a 22 rifle

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Noguns here. How fucked am I?
I've only fired a 22 rifle and a 1911 .
All were fired before this happened.
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>>32858528
Are you lefty dominant or what? If your right hand is fine there shouldn't really be a problem.
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>>32858528
Cut the rest of the hand off. Get one of those cool robot ones. Become Robocop.
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>>32858559
Left dominant for most things ya.
But I am very ambi.
But a rifle feels best left.
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>>32858528
stick your arm out of a bus window?
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>>32858528
>nasty shitskin
You were fucked from birth paco.
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Eat more carrots.
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>>32858605
Learn to fire right handed. The body is wonderfully adaptable, be glad you didn't lose more.

>>32858600
This guy gets it. Watching the Dean Kamen luke hand videos convinced me that if I lost my left hand 10-25 years from now that it would be far from the end of the world.
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>>32858600
Dubs of truth
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>>32858528
Adapt or learn to shoot right-handed, or even with your middle finger. Hell, I do that anyway in certain circumstances - rapid fire with a Lee-Enfield is usually done with the hand on the bolt handle and the middle finger pulling the trigger, for instance.

Even then, you've got enough finger left that most single-action triggers should be easy enough to use. Just don't get a Nagant or something.
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>>32858528
the fuck happened?
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>>32858528
You'll be ALL RIGHT

:D
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>>32858528
If you eat enough salamanders eventually the finger will grow back.
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>>32858528
Boy what I dun told you 'bout stickin yer boogerhook down the bangtube?
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>>32858528
Son I TOLD you this would happen if you didn't properly clean your nails
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>>32858528
Clip your fucking nails.
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>>32858600
Thread

Get out the axe
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>>32858528
Lemme guess, stuck you finger in an auto planer? My grandpa had the exact same injury, told the younger grandkids that he lost it picking his nose.
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>>32860344
How do you think he lost the tip of his finger in the first place?
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>>32858605
For rifles (as a left-handed, right eye dominant person), I prefer to shoot long guns right handed. Just makes life a lot easier when it comes time to purchase guns and/or shoot other people's guns to not have to worry about where that spent casing is going to wind up.

I shoot pistol left handed though, because I find the extra dexterity in my left hand helps me aim better/draw faster.
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>>32858528
I can just see the doctor looking at your finger, blood spraying around the entire room and thinking
>this is not a problem that can't be solved with 3 stitches
Shoot right-handed or get one of those triggers that lets you pull with your middle finger. Either way will feel funky at first but you'll grow accustomed to it soon enough.
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>>32858613
This I'm sorry to say
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>>32858528
It's ok if you don't have a long pull length or fat grip. Usually my finger will extend past the first knuckle on triggers. You can also just use your middle finger with some practice. If not, get a tiny pirate hook and draw a sharpie eye patch and beard on your thumb. I work with someone that's missing the middle finger's top one too. My friend thinks he was a really bad shop teacher.
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>>32860627
you dont need a special trigger to use your middle finger just need to change your grip a bit
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Regrow your finger dipshit
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>>32858528
Oh where you the guy on that /b rekt thread? The one who used his hand to try and unlock a loading ramp instead of the metal bar (or something like that).
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>>32858528
eh you got like nine other fingers.
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>>32858528
Don't you cut your nails in Mexico ?
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>>32861287
I'm just gonna guess there was a bandage on the hand at some point
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>>32858528
The solution is obvious
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>>32858528
Going to suck but you'll need to learn how to shoot right handed, which will promptly stop sucking because most gun are designed for right handed shooting anyways.
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>>32858528
In the early days, Ukrainian forces would chop off the trigger finger of captured Russians, but they'd just learn to shoot using their other hand or middle finger instead.
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>>32858528
Find a buddy with a 3d printer and make yourself a prosthetic, quite a few exist.
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>>32858605
Use your middle finger, haven't you ever seen the movie Sniper?
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>>32858528
Well you don't have guns... And I do.

Guess who is going to rape who.
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>>32861545
this. Or just try to rent one of go to a public one.
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>>32858528
it'll grow back
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>>32860625
This. Makes for a mad scene when you practice active transitions on the range and your right is stowing your rifle while the left is already drawing the pistol out.
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>>32858528
How'd that happen?
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>>32859149

Pretty much just this.
Glad you've still got the hand, anon.
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>>32858528
and of course you listened to that know-nothing "MD".

You should of ice-packed it soons it happened, then told that dumbfuck to sew it on, scrape off any scabbing/uncauterize the wound with bloodthinners, and stick leeches on the end of it so it actually had a chance of growing back on.

Instead you now look like a fumduck
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You're assuming it wasn't so traumatic his entire finger tip was just btfo'd.
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>>32858528
>He can't pull the trigger with the middle segment of his finger
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>>32858528
How did this happen?
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>>32858600
Just don't puss out like the guy in district 9
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>>32858528
>How fucked am I?

Not as much as this guy, but he managed to getting used to it somehow
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>>32858528
Shit man, how'd you lose your finger if you dont mind answering
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>>32858528
Lizard blood 4 times a day. You have nothing to lose. Do it. No need to thank me, just enjoy it while you've got it.
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>>32865699

I was fingering your mom. Bitch got to aggressive.
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>>32858528
try learning to fire with your midle finger
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