About to join Austrian Army for my mandatory service of one year.

>Any tips?
Don't get shot.
>Which section should I aim for?
Two to the chest, one to the head.
>Is it harsher than American military?
Probably.

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>>32812458
>Austrian
???

>>32812458
make sure you always have enough lube with you.

>>32812458
>Which section should I aim for?

Depends - do you want to want an easy time or get at least fit?
For easy time, try to get an office job. It helps if you can type and know proper gramar. Or try becoming an ATV or truck driver.
If you want to be fit go Jäger. If you want to be shoutet at a lot go Garde.

>Is it harsher than American military?
The first weeks suck in every military. Afterwards it depends whether you are a grunt or a POG.

>>32812487
He said Austria, not Russia or US Navy.

>>32812519
All cuckscript militaries have surprise buttsecks and brutal initiation rituals though.

>>32812458
Watch out for emus.

>>32812458
Mandatory service is only half a year.
Unless you asked like 1 year in advance you can't get into the Jägers.
You really don't have any control where you are going after basic training.

>>32812613
t. vatnik

>>32812458

>He does EF

lel

t. Zivi

>>32812654
>You really don't have any control where you are going after basic training.
Not OP. but is that really how they do it in shitpost land? Just randomly decide after bootcamp, ok your a grunt, your a driver, your a doctor, your a cook exc.

>>32812458
Just curious, what if you didn't want to do the mandatory service? Anyway to get out of it?