Whether because of a dire threat, financial desperation, or orders

>>32801485
>and try to leave the country.
Assuming this bit is imperative to the success of the mission, I just hitchhike to Mexico. There's no fun heists that I could realistically commit in 2 days; At least none I'd get away with. It's just not how the world works.

Assuming that this is just general heistery talk instead of heisting then running talk, I would burglarize houses in a upper middle class neighbourhood and I'd look for cash/drugs.
PS: Is this just a prompt for Payday fanfiction?

Why would you need weapons and equipment for white collar crime?

>>32801485
>You may only use weapons and equipment currently at your disposal, and may enlist the help of up to 3 other /k/ommandos.
Just knives and nerf guns desu, not enough to work with. Hopefully the 3 /k/ommandos have guns I could burrow. I'll buy a shitload of gun powder, then I'll make IED's out of them. Preferably with a timed trigger.
>Which of your weapons do you bring for the job?
Anything the other /k/ommandos with me can loan me.
>What's your target?
A police station a county or two away from my home.
>Do you have a mask? Do you try to make one?
I'll use a baseball cap
>What's your escape vehicle?
Anything that runs, probably a police vehicle/ambulance.
>Do you have any specialist equipment to use?
Bombs, the stuff to make bombs, ext.
>>FBI pls no bully, just trying to get away from the usual hypotheticals
This desu

The plan is to have 2 /k/ommandos set 4-5 bombs to explode in different locations in the same 3 mile radius. The bombs are timed to detonates 5 minutes after the previous one. This causes all active duty cops/SWAT to leave and to stay gone. The /k/omandos will discharge their weapons into the air/ground many times, so it sounds like there's a gunfight. Then they leave through sewers/whatever

After one and a half minutes after the second bomb goes off, me and the other /k/ommando goes into the police station to steal the firearms contained within, along with any/all drugs/money locked up in evidence. We're quite-ish, ideally anyone in the station doesn't question us because they're busy trying to find out why bombs are going off. We get the stuff and then we leave. We hope there was no one who saw us, and we drive casually towards Mexico. (Or a private airfield at least 75 miles away, if we can get one)

>>32801820
This
>Take loans
>Board torpedo boat
>???
>Profit

>>32801485
you had me at get a chance to oper8 with dugan

all i need is dugan

>>32801485
Take 2nd mortgage on house. Cash out. Make no more mortgage payments. Vacation where ever i choose.

>>32803042
This.

But I mean, I guess /k/ has to own a house to get it.

>>32801485
hit some armoured cars, ram into gun store at night, seize all weapons and ammo, flee top Tijuana, arm militia, declare myself Kaiser, overthrow and execute local government and make myself un-extraitable, probably

>>32803068
I was going to say armored car too. I don't know about the rest of your craziness tho.

>>32803082
you either go hard or you don't go at all, besides it's every white mans dream to conquer brown people and make themself king

get loans in diffrent banks and buy a boat and head to argentina

I take my 3 bros and we rob the shittiest banks we can find in the shittiest neighborhoods, then head down in a different car to the ports in the Chesapeake bay. There we wait for the coast guard to pass by and signal for help, rob them of their vessel and use it to protect a fucking yacht we steal as we head out to international waters and then to Mexico. From there we head to the panama canal and around to Thailand, penny on the dollar ladyboy orgies here we come.
On second thought we'll just take the yacht and take the owners with us, let them off in another country, that's quieter. We can sell the yacht for a good amount of money in a 3rd world country.

>>32801485
>Grab pistol,Tire Iron, and Ski mask
>Google up the local exterminator outfits
>boost a uniform,vehicle, and kit
>Find out which one's service the most local restaurants and grab keys and codes
>For the few hours after close and before open break into restaurants
> skip cash, there is very little if any cash after close, go for abandoned credit cards and employee records
>proceed to atms (with mask on) and attempt to cash out as many cards as possible.
>Use stolen PII to open lines of credit
>Buy boat
>sail away
>use gun to plink buoys while I"m sailing around.

>>32803068
Yacht thief here. The problem with armored cars is you have to find them, they don't just do pickups at banks 24-7.
Also how are you going to hijack one? You could pretend they hit you to get them to stop but they might be trained not to. So unless you have an antitank rifle you're not going to be able to go engine block hunting and for that you'd need to know their route to do it somewhere out of sight and get ahead of them.
I'd hit an armored car too but you only have 2 days, that includes planning and recon.

>>32801485

I have like 100k in total credit limit across all my credit cards and can get a second mortgage on house/cars. Fucking poor fags, big money isn't in cash form somewhere you can rob easily.

>>32801485
Rob a few trap houses, armored cars and banks are way too fucking risky

>>32803249
then I shall rob local gang stash houses

>>32803249
They do more than just banks. A lot of times places with an ATM they go to, as well as stores. There's been one parked at fleet farm the last couple times I've went.