Someone sent me here from /adv/. Recently lost my job as a Dental

Join the military, 100% of troops are happy with their decision and are treated well. The living conditions in the military are actually better than the living conditions for your average middle class American. It's said that the happiness of your average rootin tootin shootin man is better than the average New Zealand citizen. I joined the military and loved it. Free cake on Friday, and the beds are nice and comfy. You get to shoot plenty of guns, just like home, and there are plenty of pretty girls with nice personalities around.

>>32793978

that was me & try posting your question in this thread

>>32788760

>>32794047
Thanks for your service, Army National Guard recruiter

>>32794047
lol fuck off recruiter.

>>32794144
Nice repeating digits newfriend

>>32793978
we have a military enlistment general thread.

Do you have a college degree? You could be a dentist in the air force. The Air National Guard is a good option as well, though it is unlikely you would work full time. You would, however, be full time getting paid a bretty gud amount for the year or so that you would be in training for your job. That would put some dosh in your pocket, and give you time to find full time civilian employment. Protip, employers love military service.

If you go active duty, without a doubt go Air Force. Highest standard of living, and you won't get stuck on a fucking boat like the navy or suck start an M4 like the Army or be a knuckle dragging crayon eating piece of meat Marine

>>32794536
I do have a degree (B.A. in Music) but I went to a training program to be a dental assistant after I graduated. I'm a dental assistant btw., not dentist.

>>32793978
Yeah, join the military in any other state than here.
(Lake Charles) If you do go here, get out as fast as fucking possible. Polk is the shittiest of the shit.

>>32794798
I thought Fort Polk was just for the army, does it have people in the air force or navy there as well? Sorry I'm confused.

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>>32794770
>B.A in music
>Loses job as dental assistant, wants to join army

>>32795985

At least he's not Euro. In Yurop he would be fighting tooth and nail for a job in retail, as a janitor or in a fast food restaurant.

I fucking envy you Americans. "joining the military" as a panic button.

>>32795985
Could be far worse.

>>32796278
OP here....I get the impression some of you think this is a bad idea? Speak your mind, I'm all ears :)

>>32796681
Not saying it's a bad idea, it's just that it doesn't seem like you have a clear goal in mind for your career (like me). I'm an English Ed major but I plan on becoming a flight warrant officer in the army after I graduate.

>>32796681
You paid good money for a non STEM degree. Now that you're fucked, you want to be a welfare queen to cover up your shit tier decision.

>>32797448
He should have pursued a music education degree at the least.

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Get on a sub. Pay's decent and there's free food.

>>32797520
>education
public school teachers are welfare queens too. They even have the temerity to join unions for extra, "gib me dats."

He could join as an enlisted officer though and be open to better career options

>>32793978
The work is picking up in New Orleans area, I know a dentist hiring over in the dirty dell